Binge Artist
Bluelighter
Still missing ya, Mr. L...
<edited out potential for doxxing - SMod>
Today, I'm gonna I'm gonna attempt some form of communion with you via Tarot cards...
And yes yes I know how stupid and irrational you would say Tarot cards are, and you and Carl Sagan are probably facepalming and trying to piss down on me from He-...from "wherever you are". So my apologies if you consider such a childish superstitious practice an insult to your good name Mr L--or whoever you are, but oh well, tough shit, you shouldn't have OD'ed...
Let this be a message to all of Bluelight:
DO NOT OD! Otherwise one of your dipshit buddies will give you a Tarot reading against your will!
So, first things first, let's draw the first card, the one that represents you:
The Knight of Swords...looks like some kind of soldier in the Swiss guard carrying a sword. What do the Swiss call a sword? A lance? <doxxing - SMod> Eh, doesn't matter, ol' buddy, we shouldn't overthink this, sometimes the exact meaning of the cards aren't immediately obvious...
Ok, second card, an "obstacle"...what do we got here...10 of Swords...hmmm....looks like a dude lying dead, as if he were jabbed with a bunch of... IDK, you were never a "needle junky", that was always more my thing, but I think the symbolism is clear, here...
Next card, dealt below, symbolizes your "drive"...so what do we have...6 of Wands...here, I see one mere man--a little guy--trying to overcome some sort of mob that was attacking him. Now, if these cards were "real" and not just some childish superstition, we might think of a little guy trying to overcompensate by taking steroids and getting all crazy jacked. Ofc, you wouldn't know anything at all about that, would you, ol' buddy?
Next card... ugh oh, this don't look so good...on Top of you, the Hanged Man...I see your lifeless body helplessly on display...But, hey, no worries...we both know that the point of spending hours and hours at the gym and living on egg whites and cauliflower isn't to impress **women** now, is it? Believe me, I know, and you're a natural bottom just like me. Unfortunately, our counterparts, the "tops", are something of a mixed bag. Sure, some of them are OK, but a huge chunk of them are basically "straight" guys who were sexually stunted due to some kind of chilling perversion...
...which brings us to our next card...dum dum dum...Death. Now, I think I see clearly what's going on here...Damn it, I wish **I** could've been your first...But...two natural bottoms, I'm not sure how it would've gone down...Maybe like two lesbians? That might be OK, <edited out inappropriate comments - SMod> But, on a brighter note, not gonna lie, I've had worse, myself...
And, it's important to always let readings end on a positive note, so here goes:
Whatever you do, Bluelight, DO NOT OD... <edited - SMod>
Blessings to all!
<edited out potential for doxxing - SMod>
Today, I'm gonna I'm gonna attempt some form of communion with you via Tarot cards...
And yes yes I know how stupid and irrational you would say Tarot cards are, and you and Carl Sagan are probably facepalming and trying to piss down on me from He-...from "wherever you are". So my apologies if you consider such a childish superstitious practice an insult to your good name Mr L--or whoever you are, but oh well, tough shit, you shouldn't have OD'ed...
Let this be a message to all of Bluelight:
DO NOT OD! Otherwise one of your dipshit buddies will give you a Tarot reading against your will!
So, first things first, let's draw the first card, the one that represents you:
The Knight of Swords...looks like some kind of soldier in the Swiss guard carrying a sword. What do the Swiss call a sword? A lance? <doxxing - SMod> Eh, doesn't matter, ol' buddy, we shouldn't overthink this, sometimes the exact meaning of the cards aren't immediately obvious...
Ok, second card, an "obstacle"...what do we got here...10 of Swords...hmmm....looks like a dude lying dead, as if he were jabbed with a bunch of... IDK, you were never a "needle junky", that was always more my thing, but I think the symbolism is clear, here...
Next card, dealt below, symbolizes your "drive"...so what do we have...6 of Wands...here, I see one mere man--a little guy--trying to overcome some sort of mob that was attacking him. Now, if these cards were "real" and not just some childish superstition, we might think of a little guy trying to overcompensate by taking steroids and getting all crazy jacked. Ofc, you wouldn't know anything at all about that, would you, ol' buddy?
Next card... ugh oh, this don't look so good...on Top of you, the Hanged Man...I see your lifeless body helplessly on display...But, hey, no worries...we both know that the point of spending hours and hours at the gym and living on egg whites and cauliflower isn't to impress **women** now, is it? Believe me, I know, and you're a natural bottom just like me. Unfortunately, our counterparts, the "tops", are something of a mixed bag. Sure, some of them are OK, but a huge chunk of them are basically "straight" guys who were sexually stunted due to some kind of chilling perversion...
...which brings us to our next card...dum dum dum...Death. Now, I think I see clearly what's going on here...Damn it, I wish **I** could've been your first...But...two natural bottoms, I'm not sure how it would've gone down...Maybe like two lesbians? That might be OK, <edited out inappropriate comments - SMod> But, on a brighter note, not gonna lie, I've had worse, myself...
And, it's important to always let readings end on a positive note, so here goes:
Whatever you do, Bluelight, DO NOT OD... <edited - SMod>
Blessings to all!
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