🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[Bleaney]

It definitely looks like him. If he'd had a pint and ciggie in his hand he would have been more recognisable. Somehow I don't think the rhyme would be Farage in the Garage.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Look where we are my friend. We're doing drugs, inflamed with generic beer and typing words into a pixelated screen about some cunt named Pete we've never met.

Shit. It's over man. Game over. Every legend has its end.

So you wanna move to the UK but don't get English humour or our levels of sarcasm? You are in for a very rough ride

Fucking Cunt, have a nice day btw

 

[Forever Changes]

I 'm never sure whether you need to sign the bottom bit or not, I think some times I have other times not, and it's not made any difference. The form also says that you need to clearly label each sample with the ref number which is next to impossible when working with a small snipped out section of a blister pack. The next best thing, if sending more than one sample per envelope, is to lightly tape each blister to each form, and also describe the colour and markings etc of each blister on the form. Hopefully there wont be any rejections that way when sending more than one sample per envelope. Something which I have done 2 or 3 times now. Not had any rejections yet which would obviously be an annoying waste of a pill.

Fuck! I've just realised that I forgot to complete my age on the recent forms I sent off. I sense a rejection coming up. How annoying!

You don't need to write the reference code on the blister. Just write in on the grip seal bag with a permanent marker pen and staple in to the form

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Just gave dog outside the shop a mince pie and it went fucking insane for more, the greedy Doggo.

My mom dumped all the left overs on me so I'm like Sinaloa cartel of mince pies and some weird lemon cake. I always take bits out with me to feed random dogs but this Doggo clearly needs rehabilitation for its addiction to Xmas snacks.

I'm convinced the furry Fucker would have launched an armed uprising if it had been given some pigs in blankets.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I wouldn't bother mate. You'd be moving to a country that is moving backwards in regards to decriminalisation, has a blanket ban on any psychoactive substance not specified in the misuse of drugs act 1972 and is run by an incompetent bunch of privileged fucktards only serving their own interests. Our economy is fucked, our NHS is hanging on by a thread and no one in Europe takes us seriously. Our monarchy consists of paedophiles, racists and whining cry babies. We have no industry left and Boris Johnson is still alive.

Don't do it man!

Oh, and forget about ever having access to a dentist...

You think his joking but his actually telling the truth about this shit Island.
I wonder why the UK wasn't also washed away with Dogger land I swear to God!!!!

That's a interesting bit of history if you are feeling fed up over this holiday period, Dogger land is insane & joined the UK to France, a huge ice block melted and caused a tsunami that washed our landline to Europe away several thousand years ago.

 

[Arnold]

Just gave dog outside the shop a mince pie and it went fucking insane for more, the greedy Doggo.

My mom dumped all the left overs on me so I'm like Sinaloa cartel of mince pies and some weird lemon cake. I always take bits out with me to feed random dogs but this Doggo clearly needs rehabilitation for its addiction to Xmas snacks.

I'm convinced the furry Fucker would have launched an armed uprising if it had been given some pigs in blankets.

What to do if my dog eats a mince pie?

Mince pies - a delicious treats for us humans, but very dangerous for dogs. So what do you do if your dog eats a mince pie? Let’s find out.

tails.com

 

[Jabberwocky]

I wouldn't bother mate. You'd be moving to a country that is moving backwards in regards to decriminalisation, has a blanket ban on any psychoactive substance not specified in the misuse of drugs act 1972 and is run by an incompetent bunch of privileged fucktards only serving their own interests. Our economy is fucked, our NHS is hanging on by a thread and no one in Europe takes us seriously. Our monarchy consists of paedophiles, racists and whining cry babies. We have no industry left and Boris Johnson is still alive.

Don't do it man!

Oh, and forget about ever having access to a dentist...

You've described America... wearing a top hat.

So you wanna move to the UK but don't get English humour or our levels of sarcasm? You are in for a very rough ride

Fucking Cunt, have a nice day btw

I do get English humor. It just sucks. my sarcasm is so elite it often goes undetected.

I'm just playing, was being a drunk cunt last night. I know you all aren't illiterate.

 

[MsDiz]

What to do if my dog eats a mince pie?

Mince pies - a delicious treats for us humans, but very dangerous for dogs. So what do you do if your dog eats a mince pie? Let’s find out.

tails.com

I’m soooo crazy about what food my dog gets because there’s so much that can poison her. One of my nieces were trying to feed my brothers dog a grape and I literally levitated out of the chair to stop them.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I only recently found out that garlic can be toxic to dogs. Then there's chocolate, some artificial sweeteners etc. etc.

Best just not feed the cunts at all...

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

I get concerned about one of my cats as she eats fkin anything from leftover spicy hot curries to raw florets of broccoli, the fucking idiot

 

[Arnold]

I get concerned about one of my cats as she eats fkin anything from leftover spicy hot curries to raw florets of broccoli, the fucking idiot

Poisoning a cat is quite difficult, more difficult than a dog anyways.

Where I was born the cats wouldn't drink water from the well.

One day we got asked to send a sample of the well water off.

Within a week we had a phonecall saying to never ever drink that well water as it had high levels of arsenic in it.

 

[fastandbulbous]

Poisoning a cat is quite difficult, more difficult than a dog anyways.

Where I was born the cats wouldn't drink water from the well.

One day we got asked to send a sample of the well water off.

Within a week we had a phonecall saying to never ever drink that well water as it had high levels of arsenic in it.

That's more to do with their being pissed off that they're not still worshipped as gods and waited on hand & foot, than any common sense. My intentions to end anyone trying to deliberately hurt/poison my cats still stands. A bit like the Spanish Inquisition of feline worship (and no one expects the Spanish Inquisition! )

 

[Bleaney]

I only recently found out that garlic can be toxic to dogs. Then there's chocolate, some artificial sweeteners etc. etc.

Best just not feed the cunts at all...

Despite being intelligent creatures, dogs only seem to have a partial ability to not eat stuff they won't like or that won't agree with them.

My Dad's dog had an appetite like a massive vaccum cleaner that would swiftly polish off virtually everything laid before him. Just about the only thing he wouldn't eat was onions. (Never tried him on garlic, but I bet that would have been the same)

Unfortunately they don't seem to have the ability to work out that if they feel ill 30-60 minutes after eating a particular food item, then that item was the cause of their sudden bout of the vomits or the shits. (Mice on the other hand, do have the ability to connect feeling ill or poisoned with what they've eaten recently, hence their caution around novel food stuffs, and the invention of certain devious poisons that can take up to a week for the toxic effects to accumulate sufficiently to cause their death.)

And so dogs would be just as likely to eat said culprit all over again, if given the opportunity.

I love dogs, and they are amazingly intelligent in some ways, but really quite dumb in other regards it seems.

 

[Arnold]

Antifreeze is one cats tend to like.


Onions can be poisonous to dogs as well.

 

[fastandbulbous]

You've described America... wearing a top hat.

I do get English humor. It just sucks. my sarcasm is so elite it often goes undetected.

I'm just playing, was being a drunk cunt last night. I know you all aren't illiterate.

Of course we aren't illiterate, after all, what is the language you're using to tell us about English humour (note the spelling of the last word ).
When you have your own language, we'll reconsider your views on British sarcasm!!

 

[fastandbulbous]

Antifreeze is one cats tend to like.


Onions can be poisonous to dogs as well.

Unfortunately, cannabis isn't universally benign. Like humans, the only way it can kill cats, is if someone drops a kilo brick from an aeroplane and it hits us. Dogs however, get really bad loss of balance and vomiting from one component: cannabichromene. It can cause such bad vomiting that their electrolyte levels become dangerous.

Never give an animal a medicine you think is safe, because it's safe fir humans. We all have differeing biochemistries. Paracetamol is hideously toxic to most mammals. Humans, along with guinea pigs are the only mammals that can't make vitamin C and need it in their diet (my ex started as a vet nurse, before a degree and becoming a toxicologist. )

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

What to do if my dog eats a mince pie?

Mince pies - a delicious treats for us humans, but very dangerous for dogs. So what do you do if your dog eats a mince pie? Let’s find out.

tails.com

Oh fuck!!!!!!!
Lucky I only gave it one and not seven, it wanted more but I was offended by the greedy belly it had.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Poisoning a cat is quite difficult, more difficult than a dog anyways.

Where I was born the cats wouldn't drink water from the well.

One day we got asked to send a sample of the well water off.

Within a week we had a phonecall saying to never ever drink that well water as it had high levels of arsenic in it.

Damn it, that budget rate hitman I hired to deal with you is clearly worse than that Russian fucker I set after F.U.B.A.R.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I've just located the dog and given it a very rapid acting antidote.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Anyone seen the horrific American take on The Inbetweeners? It was more horrific than Genocide.

Oh Sanfu......come suckle at the breast of English humour.