Anyone had any experience of getting busted? I had three woodentops arrive at the door and search the house back in 2004 - found 1000 dried mushroom capsules (the silly fuckers at the police laboratory in Wetherby counted them all) and 2 kilos of san pedro cactus. Judge said "I am very concerned at the quantity of drugs you had...you had more drugs than Funkadelic..it has taken the police of two continents to track you down". There wasn't much tracking to be done - all they did was bust the american research chemical place and found my credit card details. Fined me about £600 - might have been £800. Fannyholes.
Most people who actually "enforce" "The Law", are thick as shit.
They need to be. Recruits!
I was present at a dawn house raid in Swansea 2003.
Very trippy, as we had been up all night on really strong acid tabs, smoking buckets of lovely pollen.
3 of us left in a living room. About 6 am. Just seeing light. The other two had just fallen asleep.
Was a steep coastal hillside, about 4 streets running parallel, with steep descent between including the actual back gardens, back gate 20 metres above back door no flat ground but some steps, other side back gate = next street above.
In my time in Swansea I lived on both the bottom road, Bryn Road, and the very top which then declined a bit the other side towards lol "Uplands".
So there were two ways in.
South Wales had arranged a 50 property dawn raid that day trying to crack down on a heroin ring, the people I was in company with, and the one whose house I was using as a temporary refuge were all just getting hooked on heroin.
But not me. I hated not the drug but the effect it had on people and their tendancies, nature, behaviour, attitude.
So they had clocked Kirk & Co scoring smack from weird looking Welsh "Roiders" (who lol, just took the roids but laughed off the actual exercise part), watched his house, it was studentville so constant comings/goings, all hours as this was when I really abused MDMA and anything financiable around in fancy.
Decided...umm we better check this one out.
I watched Kirk finishing his heroin at 2 am before going to his room to bed.
We were awake tripping laughing getting high.
Then as I too began drifting off, I heard a peculiar percussion of sounds, scurrying in organised manner, voices footsteps growing louder like an approaching whirlwind.
The house had a real proper heavy wooden bolted back door, so it was quite an effort for them to sledge hammer through it.
House search, us detained in cuffs.
ONLY drugs in house, about 6 grams pollen hash, mine.
By miracle, it wasn't also lots of e's and acid, it was nearly but guy took with, would have been in my belongings too!
There are more chapters to that story. One of three times arrested.
Twice caught with cannabis, twice cautioned (SOMEhow, back then (there is a story to that too))
Finally after 3 hrs house sesrch and 4 hours in the cells, a chat with/final plea to the sergeant who was effectively "bound" to charge me, having already received my one and only caution before a charge (my plea was so smart it caught him offguard and against his inclination I got a 2nd caution)
Then trainers etc returned to me at desk.
Serious professional heroin ring crackdown right!
As I put my trainers back on, and I was still very altered from the acid though they never picked up on this and I never said either lol (I def woulda been charged then), I felt a large object in the right trainer.
In my mind I knew it couldn't possibly be drugs or other illicitness, but I was still high on acid, just wanted out of there asap basically, after being interrogated over and over to confess or give info which could go in my favour.
So right outside the Police Station curiously I took my R trainer off.
Inside was a large shard of glass broken from heavy back door panel as they entered, my shoes by the door.
So, moral! Keep an ounce of pure heroin in your trainers, right by the optimum busting in door, you might well get away with it.
If you throw all you LSD into bleach too, before they apprehend you. The lab will detect nothing!
I know this from true story 2005 Lady sold me Hofmanns til a bust.