Who speaks german here?

[nznity]

te pareces a tu madre

I actually do, she was a beautiful woman

Que?

FUBAR The PIMP from the blue light district

He’s calling you a nonce.

Not a pedo xD, a panderer, a procurer....a pimp!
People who deal with children are disgusting.
It's All about colombian, Ukrainian, Brazilian, Argentinian lassies bruvvvv.

 

[Robi]

i have a little german in me............oh nevermind we broke up

 

[December Flower]

Many apologies to your language @December Flower I got those lyrics from a website and now you've written it properly it makes better sense - even to a not so cunning linguist such as myself.

Thanks for the clarification

That's what I'm here for

 

[December Flower]

Yoyoyo, sherman here, too!

But don't ya think that's something I'm proud of. I'm even quite the different with being 'kinda' human!

What next?

Is there a price for being sauer as kraut, or is that already my gratification, eh?

At least that way I wouldn't be surprised, I mean:like that:as unsurprising:as usual...

Wer ist der Bürgermeister von Wesel?

 

[izo]

Wer ist der Bürgermeister von Wesel?

Ulrike westkamp. But who cares?

 

[THCified]

I don't know cuz i don't care

I mean I could still use Google, but since I really don't give a shit, i just don't wanna do that!

You see, I'm a good (German) citizen.

 

[December Flower]

Ulrike westkamp. But who cares?

"Wer ist der Bürgermeister von Wesel?" - "Esel"
So you're not Alpine

 

[izo]

Got it.

 

[izo]

German is a funny language. If you take the word for cup (the one you win in a competition) eg, it’s called pokal, this word could also mean bald butt. We have some of these multiple meaning words.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'm shit at languages, but I'm open to any swear words.


Hit me Bruv...

 

[Arnold]

Cunt do I win?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Cunt do I win?

Well, I was hoping for something more Germanic, but 'cunt' is always a winner...

 

[December Flower]

I'm shit at languages, but I'm open to any swear words.


Hit me Bruv...

Schattenparker
Warmduscher
Beckenrandschwimmer
Turnbeutelvergesser
0190-Nummern-Telefonierer
Abdeckstiftbenutzer
Feinrippunterhosenbügler
Niederdrehzahlfahrer
Schneekettenaufzieher
Schweiztanker
Orgasmusansager
Minusstundenausgleicher
Miezekatzeaufdemschoßstreichler
Bleistiftanspitzer
Frauenarztmitgeher
Butterbroteinwickler
Lochverstärkungsringbenutzer
Skiliftplanbenutzer

I have hundreds of these:

Butteruntersnutellaschmierer
Fahrradhelmträger
Fäustlingskifahrer
Klopapierselbermitbringer
Mitdemwindpinkler
Passfotogrinser
Passwortnotierer
Maßkrug-Zweihand-Stemmer
Kontoauszugsüberprüfer
Hasenzuchtsvereinsvorsitzender
Halbtagsschönwetterflachpistenfahrer
Computerspielelösungsbuchkäufer
Büroklammernkettenbastler
Männerselbsterfahrungsgruppenbesucher
Maschendrahtzaun-von-Knallerbsenstrauch-Freihalter
Nachnachtdurchmachen-sichmalpaarstundenaufsohrhauer

btw.: these are all synonyms for the word "wuss"

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

When I was at school we did Latin, French and German.

Latin was a fuckin non starter.
French was just gay.
I really wanted to learn German, but having three genders to deal with was more than my brain could handle.

Then we hit the 21st century. Now there are more genders than there are syllables in a German swear word...

 

[December Flower]

Then we hit the 21st century. Now there are more genders than there are syllables in a German swear word...

you wish

 

[Snafu in the Void]

in my house whenever someone sneezed my family used to say Gesundheit (butchered in a very American accent)

 

[December Flower]

in my house whenever someone sneezed my family used to say Gesundheit (butchered in a very American accent)

We say "Helfdagod" which means "may God help you"

 

[izo]

Verreck du aas, sagte mein lateinlehrer immer.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Pretty sure I know most of the lyrics to Neunundneunzig Luftballons, if that counts xD

 

[December Flower]

Pretty sure I know most of the lyrics to Neunundneunzig Luftballons, if that counts xD

Fucking Achselhaarnena