Gibberings ver. CCXVIII - Itsanewdawnitsanewdayitsanewsiteformeyeah....

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Nearly killed by my nutcase neighbour last night, put the bin bags in the main bin outside & pulled the gate shut which triggered him in such a bizarre way it was comical after.

This sounds strangely familiar.


My nutcase neighbour sent numerous complaints to the council because we were putting the bins out "too noisily" and "too close to his wall".

The funny thing is that the council woman on the end of the phone was my daughter's friend so we knew about every time he complained. She eventually ignored all his calls when she saw his number come up.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I'm fucking stupid, had a shave down there earlier yesterday & had a toot around 6am today. I'm so itchy right now it's sssooo bad & I went all the way round too.
My dick is on fire, my balls & conch feel like a billion ants are walking over it too. Tried to scratch so much & even tried the comb but to ZERO relief.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

My nutcase neighbour sent numerous complaints to the council because we were putting the bins out "too noisily" and "too close to his wall".

100% same here!!!

Heart attack issues are not accepted by some with the Covid vaccine BUT evidence is showing it effects the way men view their bin it seems.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Honestly @chinup he went insane over a bin. He kicked off and walked right up my path & stood right by the front door looking me in the eye, Mexican standoff style. Sadly for him I'd smoked white & had an iron bar in my hand to beat him with if he kicked off. He walked off after a minute or two as I didn't back down. I don't like to fight BUT I don't fear some white middle class bloke at all, his one of these who shouts & thinks that will scare me into submission
I've had guns pointed right at my head & I was scared then, some white middle class man doesn't scare me the clown. It never fails to shock me in the way these men in their 50's who have never seen anything before think I'm scared of him is insane, his wife said she was ringing the cops too, that shows his not any "street experience" as nobody makes a threat of calling the cops ffs. He shit himself a few months ago when one of my dealers came to my yard to drop off some b, his a shady looking"road man" & th cunt next door called his son in when my dealer got out the car & gave him a filthy look

 

[mal3volent]

I'm fucking stupid, had a shave down there earlier yesterday & had a toot around 6am today. I'm so itchy right now it's sssooo bad & I went all the way round too.
My dick is on fire, my balls & conch feel like a billion ants are walking over it too. Tried to scratch so much & even tried the comb but to ZERO relief.

Thats why I mostly trim and only shave around the edges. Do you choose to do it or is it at someone else's request? It's not natural and not worth the discomfort imho.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Guys. Nooooo!!

Don't shave, use hair removal cream. It's painless, takes 20 minutes and leaves you silky smooth with a cock that suddenly looks twice as big. Furthermore, with regular use your hairs grow back a lot softer.

Only two rules: don't get it down your japs and don't get it up your arse...

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Thats why I mostly trim and only shave around the edges. Do you choose to do it or is it at someone else's request? It's not natural and not worth the discomfort imho.

I've not got laid in a while mate (I'm saving all my male dick-milk got you)

It was getting bad mate, if I'd not done something soon I could have made my groin area look like Bob Marley's head.

 

[CFC]

Guys. Nooooo!!

Don't shave, use hair removal cream. It's painless, takes 20 minutes and leaves you silky smooth with a cock that suddenly looks twice as big. Furthermore, with regular use your hairs grow back a lot softer.

Only two rules: don't get it down your japs and don't get it up your arse...

Unless your skin reacts to the cream. And then your entire pubic area becomes a blistering festering mess.

Which, tbf, is how a lot of men's pubic areas look anyway, so no real diff I guess....

 

[CFC]

I'm fucking stupid, had a shave down there earlier yesterday & had a toot around 6am today. I'm so itchy right now it's sssooo bad & I went all the way round too.
My dick is on fire, my balls & conch feel like a billion ants are walking over it too. Tried to scratch so much & even tried the comb but to ZERO relief.

You need to scrub the area gently with a bristly brush every day to help the hairs not get stuck under the skin.

 

[mal3volent]

Ingrown taint hairs aren't fun

 

[LoginNotSecure]

I read a study today that a man plucking his nose hair, experiences more pain than a woman giving birth.

This study was written by me, data sample, me. Supporting data, me.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

You need to scrub the area gently with a bristly brush every day to help the hairs not get stuck under the skin.

Sound shady to me, I think you are trying to trick me & it'll do something really bad to me.

Jut back from the chip shop & had z quick scratch in there but the young wench serving saw it happen, now she must think I'm wanking off & get off on some deep fried potato fetish

FML.

 

[CFC]

Sound shady to me, I think you are trying to trick me & it'll do something really bad to me.

Jut back from the chip shop & had z quick scratch in there but the young wench serving saw it happen, now she must think I'm wanking off & get off on some deep fried potato fetish

FML.

I kid ye not ZB. Back in my gay days when I used to try and be attractive and fashionable and so forth, that tip was a lifesaver. I used one of those backscrubbers to scrub the area with a little anti-dandruff shampoo. And then followed up with a dab of Aveeno body lotion afterwards, as it has the right pH to suppress bacterial/spot growth in the root follicle.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

YouI read a study today that a man plucking his nose hair, is more painful than giving birth.

This study was written by me, data sample, me. Supporting data, me.

Hail The Science

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[Zopiclone bandit]

I kid ye not ZB. Back in my gay days when I used to try and be attractive and fashionable and so forth, that tip was a lifesaver. I used one of those backscrubbers to scrub the area with a little anti-dandruff shampoo. And then followed up with a dab of Aveeno body lotion afterwards, as it has the right pH to suppress bacterial/spot growth in the root follicle.

Ok, I will try it.

When I smoke good coke I get into these weird tweaks & yesterday was to shave for some reason. Now I feel sssooo itchy due to that & having good b for once. I can deal with a normal itch but this is something else.

 

[CFC]

Ok, I will try it.

When I smoke good coke I get into these weird tweaks & yesterday was to shave for some reason. Now I feel sssooo itchy due to that & having good b for once. I can deal with a normal itch but this is something else.

Yeah the itching is hellish. But if you develop little ingrown hair spots, it becomes some other kind of hell, especially if the spots rub against each other when you move or sit etc

Another tip would be to put witch-hazel (astringent) on right after showering and before you apply the Aveeno cream, to close the pores and reduce risk of them getting clogged.

 

[Jackal]

Guys. Nooooo!!

Don't shave, use hair removal cream. It's painless, takes 20 minutes and leaves you silky smooth with a cock that suddenly looks twice as big. Furthermore, with regular use your hairs grow back a lot softer.

Only two rules: don't get it down your japs and don't get it up your arse...

Once upon a time in Nottingham, whilst in the depths of a GBL and peevee binge, I was having a luxurious bath and decided to use that removal cream on all of my hairy body from the neck down

Then I covered myself in vegetable oil and ran about my apartment masturbating, while being as smooth as a slippery eel

That was all well and good, until a week or so later and all my hairs started growing again and I had bristle stubble over 90% of my body for weeks burning and scratching like a bastard and reluctant to reveal skin so people could see what I'd done lol

These days I use a grooming scissors and a small trimmers a few times a month to appear less hirsute

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Once upon a time in Nottingham, whilst in the depths of a GBL and peevee binge, I was having a luxurious bath and decided to use that removal cream on all of my hairy body from the neck down

Then I covered myself in vegetable oil and ran about my apartment masturbating, while being as smooth as a slippery eel

That was all well and good, until a week or so later and all my hairs started growing again and I had bristle stubble over 90% of my body for weeks burning and scratching like a bastard and reluctant to reveal skin so people could see what I'd done lol

These days I use a grooming scissors and a small trimmers a few times a month to appear less hirsute

I can assure you that with continued use of cream, your stubble gets softer and softer until you don't really notice it growing back.

 

[LoginNotSecure]

I apparently get a lot of ingrowing pubes, they never bother me or itch. But the mrs spends an hour down there with tweezers plucking at fuck knows what, and I go from nursing a semi to a walnut, nursing a semi.. You get the idea.

And then at the end she expects a thanks..?

 

[Arnold]

Is anyone microdosing one of those research chemical lsd alternatives?