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Who speaks german here?

I don't like chocolate too much, I'm more of the vanillin kind of guy but yeah Swiss chocolate is said to be the best in the world.. which is strange that they e.g. here in Mexico grow the choco beans but most of the market is satisfied by big companies which sell you cut shit so one needs Switzerland for producing Zartbitter Schoggi to get the real deal again. Lol.

Tl;dr - big companies are evil boese. When tripping (like now a bit) I love to imagine to kick some big companies asses.
 
plumbus-nine said:
I don't like chocolate too much, I'm more of the vanillin kind of guy but yeah Swiss chocolate is said to be the best in the world.. which is strange that they e.g. here in Mexico grow the choco beans but most of the market is satisfied by big companies which sell you cut shit so one needs Switzerland for producing Zartbitter Schoggi to get the real deal again. Lol.
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Where in the Schwiiz are you originally from? I've traveled around through Schwiizerländ a lot
 
A town near Zuerich, in the Oberland of it. But don't really have any connections left there, I'm just now building up my life ... my adolescence was just mobbing and shit because I didn't belong to one of the more wealthy families in the town and my mom has schizophrenia ... (* which I think is a much misunderstood disorder)
You're from Bayern? Where did you travel in CH? I love to travel and want to explore the southern hemisphere, jungles etc. but currently lack the money and the buddies ... at least I made it to Mexico lol
 
plumbus-nine said:
A town near Zuerich, in the Oberland of it. But don't really have any connections left there, I'm just now building up my life ... my adolescence was just mobbing and shit because I didn't belong to one of the more wealthy families in the town and my mom has schizophrenia ...
You're from Bayern? Where did you travel in CH? I love to travel and want to explore the southern hemisphere, jungles etc. but currently lack the money and the buddies ... at least I made it to Mexico lol
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Züri is freakin beautiful :/ Puh, where haven't I been.
I've been to Schaffhausen, Züri, Aargau & Luzern, Bern, Fribourg, Thurgau, Winterthur, Waadt & Genf.. Oh and where was that tiny village called Jerusalem, i was so mindfucked?

Love the Schwiiz, just a bit expensive
 
December Flower said:
Züri is freakin beautiful :/ Puh, where haven't I been.
I've been to Schaffhausen, Züri, Aargau & Luzern, Bern, Fribourg, Thurgau, Winterthur, Waadt & Genf.. Oh and where was that tiny village called Jerusalem, i was so mindfucked?

Love the Schwiiz, just a bit expensive
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I didn't even know that we haben ein Village namens Jerusalem, lol, but not too ueberrascht either. Zueri is beautiful somehow, yeah, just cause I grew up there I could only really estimate it while on or after some drugs.. DXM in the Toesstal was fucking mindfuck. This is a tiny valley where you drive and on both sides are hills/lil mountains.

It's more than just a bit expensive. I guess the real owners of the country are half-half people who have the luck to inherit stuff and people bringing black money into the country. The average Swiss citizen owns the country as much as you do in Germany etc.. the voting system is a bad joke, you could change every law just by collecting enough signatures and votes but what's going on? The same shit like everywhere. Conservativism. I guess it's not the worst they could do but with such a free system you could do a fuckton better, They had Volksinitiative for free money for everybody. Or that all the money needs to be backed by gold, like it's supposed to be to limit the banks. or the Zwoelf zu Eins Initiative, that the biggest CEO may only earn twelve times what the little worker in the same company does. Results? All flushed.

The wolf of wall street was even for me as a Swiss person some mindfuck but I fully believe that it's how it is. Bring enough money and all doors are open. Here in Mexico where this is available for a more general public, it's shamed as corruption. In Switzerland it's the way to be. Zuerich was one of the cities with most cocaine in the sewers, if not the town with most of it.
 
In die schweitz hat man auch einem Mexicoplatz. Dan mub man mahl die geschicthe von dem zweiten weltkrieg kennen.
 
Lol auf welcher Droge bist du grade? Ich weiss von keinem Mexicoplatz in CH so far but it might be.
 
Oesterreich hat einen Mexikoplatz? Some time I wanted to move to that country but their complete ban on substances put me out I guess..
 
Arnold said:
Scheisse dab ist in Ostereich.
Whoops.
Jeder kan mahl einem fehler machen.
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You're not doing that bad, but your German is still covered in flaws :/
It's really not a language I would pursue, it's fucking hard :(

Most Germans don't even speak it correctly, or make silly mistakes like das/daß too
 
December Flower said:
You're not doing that bad, but your German is still covered in flaws :/
It's really not a language I would pursue, it's fucking hard :(

Most Germans don't even speak it correctly, or make silly mistakes like das/daß too
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Ich habe niemahl Deutsch gelehrnt durch ubersetzung, ich spreche dab zehn mahl besser dan ich dab schreiben kan.
Dort kommen dehm fehler. (probably one right there)

Ich ube dab auch nicht jedem tag.
Mein Deutsch is besser dan deinem Frazosisch

Kurzgesagt leck mich am arsch.

Dab wahr der erstes mahl in 28 jahren dab ich zoviel Deutsch geschrieben hab.
 
I wanna get in your flow of how you learn languages, really. I'm much too processing oriented. Like all these how to learn Deutsch/Spanisch/English etc books are. They try to be funny but it's still boiling down to processing words. I'd love to take an overdose of LSD and wake up on some sunny beach being able to speak the local language.
 
jasperkent said:
What you sayin bout my mama?

(translation please)
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That word is a doozy.
It means "Association for Subordinate Officials of the Main Maintenance Building of the Danube Steam Shipping Electrical Services"

plumbus-nine said:
I wanna get in your flow of how you learn languages, really. I'm much too processing oriented. Like all these how to learn Deutsch/Spanisch/English etc books are. They try to be funny but it's still boiling down to processing words. I'd love to take an overdose of LSD and wake up on some sunny beach being able to speak the local language.
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Don't learn languages just from books, it does not work that well.
You need to surround yourself with the language, and you need audio input.
You need to speak the language, not just read it.


Arnold said:
Ich habe niemahl Deutsch gelehrnt durch ubersetzung, ich spreche dab zehn mahl besser dan ich dab schreiben kan.
Dort kommen dehm fehler. (probably one right there)

Ich ube dab auch nicht jedem tag.
Mein Deutsch is besser dan deinem Frazosisch

Kurzgesagt leck mich am arsch.

Dab wahr der erstes mahl in 28 jahren dab ich zoviel Deutsch geschrieben hab.
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What I said was actually a compliment, I said you're doing good, but there's still lots of mistakes. That's not a failure on your part, but how hard the language is...
But, since you had to insult me, here you go:

Ich habe niemals durch Übersetzungen Deutsch gelernt. Ich spreche es zehn mal besser, als ich es schreiben kann
Daher kommen die Fehler (probably a lot)

Ich übe es auch nicht jeden Tag
Mein Deutsch ist besser als dein Französisch (J'crois pas, mon choupinou. J'suis desolé.)

Kurz gesagt, at least you can swear without mistakes

Das war das erste Mal in 28 Jahren, daß ich so viel Deutsch geschrieben hab(e).


26 Fehler, bro :/ lots are of grammatical nature, so I don't believe you when you say your German is good when spoken.
As I said German is ridiculously hard, and even many Germans suck at it. Le jeu n'en vaut pas la chandelle

Also ß is not a b, stop using "dab", it's not a word, it's not going to be a word, and 90% when you write "dab", the word you're looking for is not "daß", but actually "das", so just write das, if you don't understand the rules, and not dab, that's what Germans do that don't understand the rules(and there are many that don't). Dab looks ridiculous and it's not a fucking word. If you don't have a ß, daß is written "dass" (that's also the correct spelling since the reform)
 
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n3ophy7e said:
I speak German (I studied it all through school and then at university), but I have a friend who is from Bavaria and I absolutely cannot understand anything he says in his dialect 😆 I can understand Austrian better than Bavarian 😄
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Sie schaugt aba oba oba a obat, yeah Bavarian's a bitch :ROFLMAO: (lit. "But she looks down to see if he is working")
Des is zum narrisch wer'n
 
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