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Perforated said:
In my imagination it was a sequential penetration. Left hand first maybe then switching over to the right. Or vice versa. I struggle to imagine both simultaneously. But I bet a quick search can turn up an example. Unfortunately picture posting frowned upon in SLR.
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That seems like a lot work for no reason?

I've tried fisting only one time and it's a process (even for the top). I had to wear a glove and everything. It was difficult. I wouldn't want to bother making it more complex than it already is.
 
w01fg4ng said:
That seems like a lot work for no reason?

I've tried fisting only one time and it's a process (even for the top). I had to wear a glove and everything. It was difficult. I wouldn't want to bother making it more complex than it already is.
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I dunno man. I’m no expert. And it was a throwaway line to begin with. Maybe the bottom loves it and the top gets a cramp in one hand and needs to swap sides. This scenario is playing out on meth and GBH - anything is possible.
 
Perforated said:
I dunno man. I’m no expert. And it was a throwaway line to begin with. Maybe the bottom loves it and the top gets a cramp in one hand and needs to swap sides. This scenario is playing out on meth and GBH - anything is possible.
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The guy I fisted could have been on meth. I couldn't take it as far as he wanted mostly from my own inexperience.

Anyway, we've stolen @the_ketaman 's thunder at this point. It seems like they have more knowledge on this subject than either of us combined?
 
Perforated said:
Question: Why don't men hang around after sex?
Answer: They're too impatient about getting down to the pub and telling their mates all about it!

If you've just had a spectacular interaction with someone of the opposite, same, or indeterminate gender and really want to share the blow-by-blow details of what got you off then this is the thread for you. May all your sex be enthusiastic and joyful. Note: despite the opening joke, this is an equal opportunity thread for ladies with a story to tell.
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I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN TWO YEARS, OKAY?!?!

(apart from giving oral)
 
Perforated said:
But if you are close enough to give oral aren't you close enough for some reciprocation?
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Yes and no. It's not a romance thing, or even a sex thing (for me). The neighbour boy sometimes gives me strips of his MSContin 30's in exchange for sucking his dick. It's more of a business transaction or a trade-off.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
Yes and no. It's not a romance thing, or even a sex thing (for me). The neighbour boy sometimes gives me strips of his MSContin 30's in exchange for sucking his dick. It's more of a business transaction or a trade-off.
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That's a little strange. I imagine this probably isn't a healthy situation for either of you?
 
Outlier said:
That's a little strange. I imagine this probably isn't a healthy situation for either of you?
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Meh. It's cool actually. He's decent looking and he only takes the morphine when he really needs it so it's not that big a deal for either of us. Before covid we used to hang out at his house and watch movies and smoke weed so we're sort-of friends. It's a spin on "friends with benefits" I guess.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
Meh. It's cool actually. He's decent looking and he only takes the morphine when he really needs it so it's not that big a deal for either of us. Before covid we used to hang out at his house and watch movies and smoke weed so we're sort-of friends. It's a spin on "friends with benefits" I guess.
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That sounds okay I guess. Just be careful how you feel about yourself here and be mindful of him too. I don't know all the dynamics here, but both of your dignities and self respect are more valuable than morphine 30s. I'd honestly try and find a better way. It sounds like you're unsure about all this and you're probably right, whatever the issue is. Your life is valuable, don't sell it out if you can't morally or spiritually handle it.
 
w01fg4ng said:
The guy I fisted could have been on meth. I couldn't take it as far as he wanted mostly from my own inexperience.

Anyway, we've stolen @the_ketaman 's thunder at this point. It seems like they have more knowledge on this subject than either of us combined?
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Well I can better that. My bestie and I got another 3 guys over and had an orgy after the lovely fist friend and had a wonderful time with zero drama. Best time ever. Course everything was safe I don't want to promote unsafe practices.
 
There's no one that can do me like I can. I think every woman needs a mirror on the ceiling over her bed. Watching yourself can be extremely hot if you can create the right mind set. Best stress reliever in the world. More unpredictable then a lot of men are lol
 
Kellsee said:
There's no one that can do me like I can. I think every woman needs a mirror on the ceiling over her bed. Watching yourself can be extremely hot if you can create the right mind set. Best stress reliever in the world. More unpredictable then a lot of men are lol
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Nice to enjoy with someone who know what they like 😏
 
Woke up to 12 telegrams, 2 texts and 2 missed calls from my fwb who was getting drunk/coked up with one of my kinda exs from another town who i havent seen in years and is was great fuck (prostitute).

Yeah they ended up doing naughty stuff then wanted a threesome... God dam.

I was literally talking to fwb only like 40 mins before but passed out pissed/heavily stoned plus took 150mg lyrica, with my phone on silent ffs.



Hopefully she's still there i will get coke and go round there if so, i need a shower first though tbh it was hot last night. Nails could do with a quick cut too, been years since i had a threesome guarantee they would have let me film aswel they are both proper filthy DOH i wana wear em like gloves then get my knob sucked and my gooch/balls licked at the same time 💦 they are both in my top 5 deepthroats of all time aswel man i really missed out, oh well i can easily recreate the situation now i know they get on 😏
 
Can I get a wingman that just feeds me lines on what to say to ladies? I'm struggling 😂
 
deficiT said:
Can I get a wingman that just feeds me lines on what to say to ladies? I'm struggling 😂
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They love being asked stuff i find, especially about their day or themselves.
Compliment them on stuff but not creepily/letchily.
Stay away from 'pick up lines' unless they are really cheesy and an obvious joke and you can get her laughing straight away by laughing at yourself, if that makes sense.
Just mainly be polite and intetested in THEM.

Or can jus shout "yo BITCH, get in the fuckin van NOW!" and aim that gat down near their feet n pop a few warning shots, blanks do the trick too.
 
I haven’t had sex, other than a 3-some a few months ago. I realized that the guy filmed this when I sobered up after a few hours. I don’t know what, if anything, I should do about this.

I haven’t had sex with my ex-boyfriend, or any person, other than that 3-some in 17 months. I have only had an orgasm with my ex-boyfriend.
 
Well I shot my shot and have asked a lady out for a coffee date, hopefully she says yes and I don't feel like an idiot. Cross fingers plz 😜
 
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