Has anyone had any "moments of clarity" in their drug career where the thought "have some fucking self respect son" bubbled up out of you? For me it was probably laid on my back, naked, with my legs in the air and a red rubber enema tube up my bunghole trying to squirt cactus snot where the sun dont shine.
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Bella Figura
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Two occasions:
1- The first time my arm was covered in track marks.
2 - An extended amphetamine fuelled wank session that culminated in uncontrollable pissing all over myself.
Yay for drugs.
1- The first time my arm was covered in track marks.
2 - An extended amphetamine fuelled wank session that culminated in uncontrollable pissing all over myself.
Yay for drugs.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
'Uncontrollable pissing all over myself?'
Now I'm fuckin intrigued.
(and I want some of your amphetamines)
I'd have said video proof or it, the squirting, didn't happen.
Bella Figura
Bluelight Crew
God knows how many hours I'd been laying there for, but long enough that I probably should've had two or three bathroom breaks.
But I'm a soldier, a trooper, a piss warrior if you will. I must've kegelled wrong or something because it just unleashed and there was nothing I could do except scream in frustration.
But I'm a soldier, a trooper, a piss warrior if you will. I must've kegelled wrong or something because it just unleashed and there was nothing I could do except scream in frustration.
Video proof would confirm this.
Bella Figura
Bluelight Crew
You know I've got a cock right?
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
That's a rather poor attempt at cock blocking me.
Which is obviously a joke btw as per usual me.
Bella Figura
Bluelight Crew
Just checking, please send BTC and my pisscore vids are yours x
Bella Figura
Bluelight Crew
With such a generous donation I'll send you a bucket of homemade yellow gold.
I think I'd have to reinvent the quote of 'pay peanuts get monkeys' innit.
Bella Figura
Bluelight Crew
Now is not the time for racism.
No valuable retort hence lets play the race card.
Have I told you how I once fucked a hot young Nigerian bird with big boobs?
Bella Figura
Bluelight Crew
You and every slave owner.
They never showed this what you're alluding to on '12 years a slave' so ner...
Shelbel69
Bluelighter
I peed on myself once and laid it in all night in a stim-induced masterbation and porn marathon. Thought I had squirted.
LoginNotSecure
Bluelighter
Caught wind of myself in the mirror before leaving the house. Thank whichever daemon you believe in I did, had I actually gone into work, I think I’d have felt the short sharp thrust of a p45 and written off from ever practicing medicine again.
After that you kind wind it in and realise just what a decent hand you’ve got.
After that you kind wind it in and realise just what a decent hand you’ve got.