How to make a female squirt....

[SunriseChampion]

This one time with my ex, I achieved the trifecta of making her squirt with tongue first, then fingers, and the third time by fucking her....all in one hour of making a mess of my living room. I retired from sex shortly after that day as I reckoned I could never again reach that pinnacle of female satisfaction.

But yeah, clitoral stimulation seemed to do the trick the easiest. Good times.
Just send it on the clit and when you get to the point that for a newbie may be worryingly similar to feeling like you're about to piss yourself, keep going.*

Kinda miss it, to be honest.


*--That's how it was described to me...I don't know own a clit.

 

[Fiori di Bella]

This is all so wow!
I don’t know where to begin...

 

[SunriseChampion]

One of my exs used to squirt everywhere man from sex and from oral/fingering, and a few times she squirted everywhere while giving me head, hadn't even touched her pussy, the dirty bitch #goodgirl

buuuuumbaaaa.......what the hell do you mean ex?!?!?! bruuuuuuv, that sounds amazing.

 

[jhjhsdi]

buuuuumbaaaa.......what the hell do you mean ex?!?!?! bruuuuuuv, that sounds amazing.

You can have her number if you want bro

She cray cray full blown alcoholic, morning drinking, self harming depressed speed/k freak, benzo n weed habits too, think she got some kind of constant psychosis, used to drink then flip out any try attack me then start headbutting stuff like furniture, doors, walls, split her face n head open, KO herself, smash plates and grab a fat shard of porcelain or grab a kitchen knife and gash her wrist open, i could go on...

Head game was on point though, she loved when i fucked her throat, i was with her about 3 years. When I left her she tried to fuck my dad out of spite lol

I haven't seen or heard from her for years and I'd like to keep it that way. But I think I've got her number still haha

 

[Jabberwocky]

with mouth

Can lead to an unsettling experience for the inexperienced young man.

 

[jhjhsdi]

Can lead to an unsettling experience for the inexperienced young man.

Friend of mine said he nearly drowned one time his mrs was sat on his face and squirted, said he had to swallow 3 full mouthfuls

 

[Coffeeshroom]

So if i understand this right, a woman squirting is basicly her pissing herself? Am I right?

I have made a few chicks squirt but always wondered if it is just not Urine. No way she can ejaculate like a man continuously or am I wrong. And especially in the amount amd it being just water baste and not sticky or anything

 

[Snafu in the Void]

So if i understand this right, a woman squirting is basicly her pissing herself? Am I right?

No, some women ejaculate just like men, it's just different stuff that comes out... from what I understand

It's definitely not urine... more like watered down male cum without semen... (?)!?!??!?!

 

[MsDiz]

Here are your questions answered.

Female ejaculation comes in two forms, scientists find

Sometimes referred to as squirting, and banned in UK porn, no one knew what the fluid some women produce at orgasm was composed of until now

www.newscientist.com

 

[JessFR]

Just to be clear. This is another thread spawned by the OP who is almost certainly a troll or a guy jacking off at the replies.

While there's something to be said for the activity they generate. Personally I'd rather if it were generated by real bluelighters.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled perversions.

 

[SunriseChampion]

You can have her number if you want bro

No thanks, my ex fountain of love was a fucking psychopath as well. Narcissistic sociopath psychodrama bullshit.
Turnt me off dating for a decade.

 

[SunriseChampion]

What were you like?

A fucking idiot pussy who let people walk all over me.

 

[jhjhsdi]

What were you like?

Are you leaving

Also, you're male arent you? Who's that in the profile pic?

 

[Hylight]

its a G spot that gets stimulated and shoots.

clear oderless fliud.

loooooooooooooooooooooool.

it does !

and lot's of it.

but fluids have to rehydrate.

EVERYBODY go back to bed !!!

 

[Hylight]

 

[jhjhsdi]

Nope...not a male.

And I was leaving for awhile but just decided to take a break. What is it to you?

Only wondered because your picture tempted me to look at your profile and I saw your description which essentially said 'i am leaving'

Guess that isn't you then either?

Back on topic, so you're female, have you ever squirted?
Or is that a 'whats it to you?' question?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

When my Mrs squirts on my face, I've nearly fuckin drowned.

But you women moan about a few ml of spunk?

 

[Hylight]

 

[Hylight]

BEYOND looooooooooooooolzzz

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

WTF?