Anyone know any GOOD Gnostic Bishop jokes?

[Jabberwocky]

I know they're out there gang, I.e. philosophy 101, what's the difference between a comic and a comedian?

 

[Jabberwocky]

As in do remember that morning Gnostic Bishop got hit by bus? He got it bassackwards and walked straight into traffic, almost lost his monkey tail.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

are you trying to tell me that you think GB is somewhat lacking in sense of humour???

really?

 

[Jabberwocky]

How many Gnostic bishops does take to screw in a gnostic Bishop?

 

[mp44god]

How many Gnostic bishops does take to screw in a gnostic Bishop?

Gnostic Bishop can screw the lightbulb in himself, but only after he accepts Jesus Christ as his lord and savior and gets permission from the lord.

 

[Xorkoth]

Gnostic Bishop rejects the lightbulb because it is an Abrahamic lightbulb, and then he creates twelve threads provacatively titled about whether said lightbulb is morally right, which are each simply traps designed to draw people in and ridicule them for their opinion.

 

[Jabberwocky]

So Gnostic Bishop, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar, and the bartender turns to Gnostic Bishop, and says "Why the long face?" And Gnostic Bishop replies "I thought Ms. Ed was dancing the pole tonight?"

Edit: Should be Mr. Ed - the chick who always goes 'wwiiiiiiiiiibuuuuuiurrr' when she dances.

Edit: Dedicated to Kamala Harris.