Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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Haven't checked posts or notis BUT
I'VE JUST SEEN JEN ANNISTONS SIDEBOOB IN RUMOR HAS IT
I love her way too much
I loved her since I was a kid n saw friends
And in horrible bosses when she near raped the guy in the dentist chair
FUCK
I would die for her
She's literally 10 billion out of 10
Can't believe I haven't seen that SIDEBOOB before
I need to get a screenshot
Im Gona engrave it into my head for when I shag this old bird, and more importantly wank soooooo hard to it MULTIPLE MULTIPLE TIMES
I SO WISH I CYD KISS THAT SIDEBOOB
I'D GIVE A TESTICLE
OH MOMMA 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦.
 
jhjhsdi said:
Haven't checked posts or notis BUT
I'VE JUST SEEN JEN ANNISTONS SIDEBOOB IN RUMOR HAS IT
I love her way too much
I loved her since I was a kid n saw friends
And in horrible bosses when she near raped the guy in the dentist chair
FUCK
I would die for her
She's literally 10 billion out of 10
Can't believe I haven't seen that SIDEBOOB before
I need to get a screenshot
Im Gona engrave it into my head for when I shag this old bird, and more importantly wank soooooo hard to it MULTIPLE MULTIPLE TIMES
I SO WISH I CYD KISS THAT SIDEBOOB
I'D GIVE A TESTICLE
OH MOMMA 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦.
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great passion and enthusiasm
 
w01fg4ng said:
It's about fishing and/or sex, which I somehow managed to do both this morning. Been a good day.

Drinking/drugging in the wild with friends is 99% of fishing, btw.
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Show off (I think you posted this in another thread but whatev)

JoEhJoEh said:
And I was told here not to edit so much because it is too much work for the mods to fix it together. That's why I multipost.

So would be nice if we could come to a conclusion ;)

JJ
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It's the opposite actually - if you edit your posts, then they're edited, it's nothing for the mods to do. If you post a bunch of times in a row, then mods might want to merge the posts together, though generally we can't be bothered to actually do it.
 
I wish I had some THC. It's 2am and it's raining pretty heavy. I love standing in the doorway smoking and just watching and listening to the rain/thunder. I think some THC might have to be acquired this week. I was trying to have the patience to wait until my plants are ready, but that's going to take ages. I needs mah THC, esp if I am not using any Phenibut or drinking at all. 100% sobriety is too much. Gah.
 
Xorkoth said:
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Would you rather I do it in the nudie?


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The Wizard of the Creek said:
You still got any of that Bolognese left? That made me want to make that tonight.
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I'm afraid the last of the Bolognese has been eaten. I made a ton too. Today there was some leftover, so I turned the sauce into a chili of sorts by adding some Thai peppers to it then scarfed it.

Here's my simple Bolognese recipe though if you'd like:

Ingredients:
Beef mince (500g)
Garlic (6 cloves)
White Onions (5 small)
2 Carrots (chopped fine - adds a nice sweetness)
Stewed Tomatoes (1 Large Can)
Tomato Paste (1 Tsp)
Dry Basil
3 Large Laurel Leaves
Red Wine (1/2 Cup)
Olive Oil (1/4 Cup)
Salt (to taste)

First, cut up your garlic (not too fine) and simmer them for a few minutes on med heat in the olive oil. Before the garlic starts to brown, add chopped white onions and simmer until they have sweated a bit, but aren't translucent. Then add your beef mince and quickly brown on high heat. Add wine, stewed tomatoes and tomato paste and turn heat to Med-low and stir. Add in finely chopped carrots after a few minutes and the Laurel leaves. Stir occasionally and reduce until it is a thick viscosity. Add the dry basil and salt about 10 minutes before serving and cook the pasta per the box instructions until al dente. Remember to taste and adjust accordingly. Remove Laurel leaves. Drain and toss the pasta with some olive oil. Plate, garnish with fresh basil if you'd like and serve.

I suggest getting all your mis en place together before cooking, so you can get the timing right.

:)

Probably serves 2( fatasses) - 4 (normal people)
 
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I watched this professional French barbers' youtube channel and his thing is giving haircuts to homeless people.

I learned a valuable trick for old men everywhere growing hair out their ears: He burned them off with a lighter.

So, old men out there having to cut their own hair...BARBERS HATE THIS ONE TRICK!!! Seriously works wonders bro.
 
w01fg4ng said:
I watched this professional French barbers' youtube channel and his thing is giving haircuts to homeless people.

I learned a valuable trick for old men everywhere growing hair out their ears: He burned them off with a lighter.

So, old men out there having to cut their own hair...BARBERS HATE THIS ONE TRICK!!! Seriously works wonders bro.
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I had that done to me, but he used these giant Q-tip looking things dipped in alcohol and lit on fire. Lighter seems a little primitive to me. It was a Turkish guy in Amsterdam though. *shrugs*
 
BK38 said:
I had that done to me, but he used these giant Q-tip looking things dipped in alcohol and lit on fire. Lighter seems a little primitive to me. It was a Turkish guy in Amsterdam though. *shrugs*
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I had a feeling you might know what's up. The Q tip + alcohol sounds like a legit boss move. I'm going to use that next time.
 
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