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[Captain.Heroin]

Nah, I'm more Frank than beans. I blame smoking pot from 13 for stunting my ball growth. My balls are not impressive in the least, at least in a literal sense lol

it's just in the genes imo

big balls are not a necessity for me but my current partner has some nice ones

more frank than beans is where i like it though if i had to pick one

some guys have both and it's v hot

 

[LadyAlkaline]

Nah, I'm more Frank than beans. I blame smoking pot from 13 for stunting my ball growth.

I'm going to ask my husband how he feels about me posting his balls.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Oh it's a cuddle puddle for sure. Morning sex is frequent due to the increase in testosterone imo.

mmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I'm going to ask my husband how he feels about me posting his balls.

dudes like to show off

i can't imagine he would care

 

[BK38]

I'm going to ask my husband how he feels about me posting his balls.

I am entirely indifferent about your husband's balls. I am fine with mine, I'm not shooting blanks and they produce enough for a decent glazing of some tits, so...that's all I have to say about that.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Morning sex is frequent due to the increase in testosterone imo.

I used to be horny at night now it's morning and i hate it because it's like when they gotta work like any norm person

and im like so hard

MY LIFE IS A TRASH PORN AND I'M CONSTANTLY GETTING FUCKED

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I am entirely indifferent about your husband's balls. I am fine with mine, I'm not shooting blanks and they produce enough for a decent glazing of some tits, so...that's all I have to say about that.

hmmmm well I dunno I have been GLAZED by some SAD DAD backed up loads so I dunno u gotta be talkin about a big load how big are we talkin here BK

how long you go between jerkin it

 

[Captain.Heroin]

JOSE here to tell YOU how to LOVE CORRECTLY

 

[Captain.Heroin]

THAT SUPPORT YOU NEED TO GET BACK WITH YOUR EX

what

a
horrible

thing
to
read

painful even

it's like MY LIFE IS A TRASH PORN and i fuck my ex

yeah I know that feel but come on

 

[Captain.Heroin]

IIRC would fuck the one on the left, not fuck the one on the right

 

[BK38]

hmmmm well I dunno I have been GLAZED by some SAD DAD backed up loads so I dunno u gotta be talkin about a big load how big are we talkin here BK

how long you go between jerkin it

3 days minimum for a proper glazing I reckon. I dunno, I'd have to do some math involving surface area of the tits I'm glazing, the viscosity, all that. It's a science. I have no idea dude, maybe a couple tablespoons?

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i think im gonna drink some more coffee until i black out

because fuck this world am i right

lady are you with me

coffee forever

food never

 

[Captain.Heroin]

3 days minimum for a proper glazing I reckon. I dunno, I'd have to do some math involving surface area of the tits I'm glazing, the viscosity, all that. It's a science. I have no idea dude, maybe a couple tablespoons?

i bet i could get more out of U sailor

lmk when macron lets u leave FRAAANCE muahahhah

 

[Coffeeshroom]

^^ you evil man

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i just have a way w/ my hands is all

 

[Coffeeshroom]

no i mean

details about YOUR sexy adventures???

Done

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i will have to go read slr

my drugs are wearin off
and i need more drugs

fuccck shit isn't cheap but it isn't expensive

btw my life is like this right now

idc if he loves me or not he's getting the dick and he loves it and my dick is most of me so I can live w/ that

 

[Captain.Heroin]

oh my god

that is so hot

i have a mad boner just thinking about some of the things you wrote omg

gonna smoke some and contemplate that and play w/ my boner thru my clothing HOPE NO ONE CARES oops

fuckin ppl always judging me

 

[BK38]

Day 4 of no booze and Phenibut, but it must be done. Getting crazy REM rebound dreams. But I need to be a healthy boi. Need to start looking for a job in earnest again, need to GTFO of France. Hopefully I can land something in either Amsterdam or Berlin.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

waiting Zephy imho