💀 The Abyss 💀 (Open 24hrs)

[BK38]

I just ate 15 fucking meatballs like a goddamn pig. Now I'm sitting in a meatball-induced stupor, rubbing my pregnant belly.

 

[BK38]

I’m having the opposite problem. I don’t eat anymore. I just take speed and drink Jack Daniels. That’s a quote from Marilyn Manson when he was asked what he eats when he’s on tour. Dude is BADASS

I've been taking Phenibut (I can't believe you took 25 fucking grams of that the other day, jesus!) and drinking wine or beer or occasional vodka/passionfruits. But I'm so bored of it, so I can't be fucked anymore and I'm just being sober and working on developing an eating disorder of some kind. I miss weed and mdma and coke and just...all the drugs. The Phenibut/booze combo is some wonderbread shit and is all Gaba. I need me some fucking pot mostly, I need a palette of psychotropics to paint myself the mood/vibe I want.

 

[LadyAlkaline]

I just ate 15 fucking meatballs like a goddamn pig. Now I'm sitting in a meatball-induced stupor, rubbing my pregnant belly.

Soul mate tbh

If you had tits

 

[BK38]

Soul mate tbh

If you had tits

Maybe if I keep going with meatballs at this rate, I'll grow some!

 

[LadyAlkaline]

Maybe if I keep going with meatballs at this rate, I'll grow some!

Grow them tiddies bb

 

[BK38]

Grow them tiddies bb

Ehhh, my pec game's decent. How about I put on some silicone ones and you can make believe I'm a chick with a dick.

 

[LadyAlkaline]

Ehhh, my pec game's decent. How about I put on some silicone ones and you can make believe I'm a chick with a dick.

Instant squirt

 

[RareForm]

A little less constipation, a lot more crappin'.

 

[Jabberwocky]

I quit kratom.

We had a nice ride.

Just not enough "oomph".

Going back to energy drinks at night time.

 

[Coxenormous]

So Daisy,

Since you've gathered us here today

Since it's been confirmed I'm not an alt
But something so NEFARIOUS is going on
What is it? Cause something is just not right here.

Am I a dude?
Too hot to make meth? Too many teeth?
Did I ever even shoot meth?

"5 years clean, that is ludicrous! I can't go more than a week without waking up in some random guys bed covered in my own piss!"

Did I have a fake baby? Is he a cabbage patch doll I named Joe?

Am I the last Amazonian?

I'm sure you and Assclap have your theories.

I bet these aren't even my pictures! Silly Harry Potter frames and all!

You kinda look like this singer I know

 

[Coxenormous]

 

[RareForm]

The 3G sun-setting is imminent.

 

[Coxenormous]

I took an online test and to all you h8rs BOOM:

Same except what psychopath am I...

 

[Coxenormous]

Harley Quin was my Ex girls fuckin favorite... lmao! Looks like I stole it :D

 

[Coxenormous]

I took an online test and to all you h8rs BOOM:

 

[DopeM]

I quit kratom.

We had a nice ride.

Just not enough "oomph".

Going back to energy drinks at night time.

Have you met my friend heroin?

 

[Jabberwocky]

Have you met my friend heroin?

Makes me throw up. Don't enjoy the nod. Only good with meth.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

yall need to say ozzy annd eat imho

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

maybe they just wait for Ozzy fans.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I’d suggest @jose ribas da silva as an alternate, but he is indisposed at the moment (he’s fucking my mom)

Maybe look at your local Home Depot/Lowe’s? You might have some luck?

nah he's not a power bottom though and I have a feeling I'd wreck him. I don't fuck like a flower I fuck like a puma on a trenbolone cycle