It was actually really fucking stupid and kinda funny. I had just got back from a wedding in Belgium and I decided to have a drink at this little Kiwi bar in Amsterdam that I like. It's a pretty no-frills, just above a dive bar kinda place. I was kinda tired and I'd already been drinking a lot over the past few days. Anyways, this Dutch girl was at the bar who had been trying to sleep with me forever. She was not very attractive. Anyways, I get kinda drunk and we're talking about how I dislocated my shoulder last and I, in my drunken wisdom decide to demonstrate the movement at the bar. Of fucking course my shoulder pops out and I'm in serious pain. She tries to comfort me and I tell her to get the fuck away from me while I try and pop it back in. I manage to and the next thing I know I'm on the floor with some concerned Irish lads around me, the girl and the bar-lady (I was a regular, so they actually cared) and it turns out I passed out from the pain when I popped it back into place. Anyways, I was just relieved it was back in place, but it still hurt like a bitch. Anyways, I got more shit faced and the dutch girl took me to her fucking nice apartment (she must have been loaded). I made a makeshift sling out of a sweater and then we watched the first Lord of the Rings and she gave me a blowjob, while I watched it! I don't think I'll ever think of Frodo the same way ever again. Overall, pretty shitty. 3/10, but decent because of the story that makes me lol about how ridiculous that night was.
