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[ghostandthedarknes]

I swear I'm going to be so pissed if this Corona thing takes me out rather than getting high off some dodgy drugs or some stupid death by misadventure where I fall off a building while on some exhibitionist shit banging some chick. Been coughing a lot today and though I don't feel too bad, I'm feeling a little bit nervous....

better hurry up and die another way then. get out there sport.

 

[PtahTek]

SHOW IT TO ME!!!

dude i got all kinds of shit goin on i gotta find it ... wherever it is.
that chic posted above is smokin hot and prolly expensive (or high maintenance).

chill the fuck out before you bust a gasket and we would have to focus on something else....

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

can you get a dui using too much hand sanitizer?

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Illinois is .08. that ain't shit to drink iirc

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Absolutely you can, but only if you drink it. I hear it’s like drinking a cologne snot ball that burns like hell all the way down.

shit man, I'm a recovering alcoholic. what you tell me that for? i just drank it. i thought this was harm reduction.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

my sponsor only has 1 eye so i don't trust him very much

 

[EphemeralOutlet141]

Illinois is .08. that ain't shit to drink iirc

Wait are you from that shit state too?

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Wait are you from that shit state too?

yep.

 

[EphemeralOutlet141]

yep.

Cool man lets hang out

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Cool man lets hang out

I'm up north. u?

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Fuck that nois! Ohio will be next to shelter in place. Buckle up kids! Mommy an Daddy are drunk and fightn again.

This is all Jermery’s fault. Fuck you Jeremy, don’t light shit on fire!

whatever. thanks for making me relapse with you little sanitizer trick.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

post fingernail or gtfo freddy Kruger

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

It’s a slippery slope, I get it. This road always leads to Kitty Dukakis and we cannot have that.
https://apnews.com/19875e7aa55b88c1ae41069a1deb0558

what slippery slope are you talking about? are you walking in the snow?

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

links broken

 

[EphemeralOutlet141]

I'm up north. u?

Same, right near Chicago

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Same, right near Chicago

I'm north central bout 90 min drive from u then.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Whatever, Kitty Dukakis is well known for drinking rubbing alcohol out of desperation. Alcoholism ain’t no joke, and I’d hate to see you start drinking things that are meant to disinfect things! No joke there!

I'm just fuckin with ya. sorry. pretty boring with nothing goin on but coronavirus.

 

[EphemeralOutlet141]

I'm north central bout 90 min drive from u then.

Oh man you're one of those Rockford nibbas aren't you

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

Oh man you're one of those Rockford nibbas aren't you

yep. guilty

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

I probably have it. 80% of people show very mild symptoms like a dry cough and may never develop a fever. It’s that 20% that gets scary.

i don't know if i have it but had a cold or something for a few days. all inessential businesses were ordered to close at five tonight. nothing but McDonald's, grocery and gas stations open