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[Soso78]

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Thats what she said about your genital region.

That makes no sense. Good effort though

 

[andyturbo]

That makes no sense. Good effort though

Thanks. I am to drunk for thus. I was basically saying a woman said you have a small penis, but i fucked it up.

 

[Soso78]

Thanks. I am to drunk for thus. I was basically saying a woman said you have a small penis, but i fucked it up.

Never mind kid.
Can always try again when ur not pissed. Unless u an alchy. U alcoholic Andy? Never mind as long as ur not drinking cans of cheap lager or cider on ur own it’s ok.

 

[andyturbo]

Never mind kid.
Can always try again when ur not pissed. Unless u an alchy. U alcoholic Andy? Never mind as long as ur not drinking cans of cheap lager or cider on ur own it’s ok.

I am also a drug addict but I drink poss and lick Clits when im sober? Beer. I am a real man.

 

[andyturbo]

Never mind kid.
Can always try again when ur not pissed. Unless u an alchy. U alcoholic Andy? Never mind as long as ur not drinking cans of cheap lager or cider on ur own it’s ok.

How did you know my name was Andy?

 

[andyturbo]

That makes no sense. Good effort though

Why the fuck havn't you changed your display pick from generic S in 5 years you clown?

 

[Soso78]

Why the fuck havn't you changed your display pick from generic S in 5 years you clown?

Cuz I’m superman u fuckin idiot
What beer u drinkin? U on the tennants super?
Special brew??

 

[andyturbo]

Cuz I’m superman u fuckin idiot
What beer u drinkin? U on the tennants super?
Special brew??

Hey I actually like you.
Lets forgot about last year.

Super Dry. I have drank 6. I need some coke. Cocaine. @schizopath bring me some sniff.

 

[Soso78]

Ahh mate u like me?? Well that’s just made my life complete. Thank you

puffs beer mate. Not cheap and only lik 3%
Sort of beer a wanker would drink

 

[Soso78]

Hey I actually like you.
Lets forgot about last year.

Super Dry. I have drank 6. I need some coke. Cocaine. @schizopath bring me some sniff.

Schizo (aka fish) is spoken for. Captn be bustin his cheeks

 

[andyturbo]

Ahh mate u like me?? Well that’s just made my life complete. Thank you

puffs beer mate. Not cheap and only lik 3%
Sort of beer a wanker would drink

We should meet up and smoke crack together.

And fuck hookers. Its legal to have sex with prostitutes in Australia.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

@schizopath bring me some sniff.

Youre better off with Australian coke than Finnish one.

 

[Soso78]

We should meet up and smoke crack together.

And fuck hookers. Its legal to have sex with prostitutes in Australia.

Will never touch crack again. Done over 17 years on it daily and never had to pay for sex even when I was a junkie. But u go for it. Better than sittin on ur own drinking diet beer ffs lol

 

[andyturbo]

Will never touch crack again. Done over 17 years on it daily and never had to pay for sex even when I was a junkie. But u go for it. Better than sittin on ur own drinking diet beer ffs lol

I will shout you a pint and a bag. Schizo pays for sex with drugs.

I sniff drugs so its all good.

All G homey.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Schizo pays for sex with drugs.

Blame it on my add

 

[andyturbo]

Will never touch crack again. Done over 17 years on it daily and never had to pay for sex even when I was a junkie. But u go for it. Better than sittin on ur own drinking diet beer ffs lol

So are you a real woman?

 

[mal3volent]

It ain't my fault I'm out here gettin loose
Gotta blame it on the Goose
gotta blame on the juice baby

 

[Soso78]

So are you a real woman?

?

 

[Coffeeshroom]

I bet you have trouble fitting on the bus.. because theres not Mushroom inside.

If only

 

[Coffeeshroom]

Anyone who says they had 100ml of vodka is either a pharmacist or cunt do which are you?

Before you get ahead of yourself. That post was meant for another thread but i misposted (also just being human but if you want to have a dick swinging contest to make you feel better about your own intellect then by all means have fun) troll away