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Captain.Heroin said:
Oh I get it I love how you talk a man it's like if I'm too fucked up I have no idea what you're saying and then I come too and I'm like oh what a good idea but now they have cameras everywhere in LA so I'm like I can't just walk out with it I got to like eat it in the store and run if I'm going to do that
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It's a win win

You either get high or you get 3 hots n a cot
 
Captain.Heroin said:
Devils
I texted whorella

Sometimes good sex is really good sex and you're vibing your dick in and out and it's like yeah that feels so good I'll come in minutes it's so tight is so warm it's so submissive and yeah I'm going to fuck that shit I can't help myself it's just going to happen it's just determinism it's just like my dick was meant to be fit in that hole and I'm going to work it and is going to submit to my dick yeah I can't blame you bro if it's like that just do it and like I'll support you on your decision
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WHORELLA UPDATE

p.s. I absolutely love my personal nick name for him I just have to remember to call him by his real name in real life LUL

ok so

HE AND I DID NOT HOOK UP he was TOO DEPRESSED AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH

ah that's rich. Like ya'll know me. He knows I've been suicidally depressed before and that I'm walking on cloud 9. Who wouldn't want this to cheer them up.

Too sad for D? Yeah right. YEAH RIGHT, Whorella you probably haven't had a fat D inside of you for a while and you know you want it. Just cum get it bb

I'm actually happier this way because I can hook up w/ someone hotter now in a few hours if they want, if not I'll just rub MORE WHISKEY INTO MY BRAIN

p.s. I Have been listening to
ONE TRACK

on loop for

... oh I don't know 15 hours and I passed out w/ it playing

HOW TO MAKE YOUR NEIGHBORS HATE THEMSELVES FOR EVER NOISE COMPLAINT-ING YOU

figure out the hours you can be loud

CRANK THAT SHIT UP minute to minute, jump around, scream, hail satan

eventually they'll realize you were actually a quiet and quite content neighbor and if I wanted to PARTYMONSTERVOLUME I definitely could/will/can

and I make power electronics/noise music that would annoy anyone in a happy state of mind

I WILL CRUSH YOUR HAPPINESS AND SNORT IT IN A LINE BITCH and I'll get off on that shit too

knock on my door? Oh you must be here to suck my D lol

I'm a very lovable person if ya'll can't tell.
 
Painful One said:
maybe he is busy with 2019 or 2020 or ??? LOL!

Sleep well in your cuddle puddle Captain!
🍻🥂
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Honestly I got too drunk and would have been shit faced w/ him over here it's a good thing he didn't show up TBPH

I think I'm gonna do that every night and if he's too late on wanting to hop on my D I'll be like "sorry brah BRAH raincheck?"

haha

I'll just raincheck him back

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FOREVER FEELS LIKE
i'll show you what it feels like WITHOUT IT
 
mal3volent said:
Probably from drinking shitty bourbon
Jim beam is overpriced for how it tastes
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oh that's a slap in the balls bb you don't want to slap the puma in the balls unless your ass ready for some pounding

but srsly though I Don't buy it unless it's on DISCOUNT at like $9/ 750. $18/handle is way better than the um... what's the cheapest shit liquor... $11 to $13 a handle. So it's all good to me.

DON'T HATE ON MILA KUNIS PLS SHE HAS AN OPEN INVITATION TO MY CUDDLE PUDDLE

schizopath said:
Im getting some money when people die, soon, sad but true
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yeah bro it's a sad but true fact in a lot of our lives. I'm such a fuck up if my family ___s me out of my $ I won't care because I'm not really worth it anyways and $ never made me happy

and I know how to be squeaky axle for oil anyways and I can fuck good so I can just fuck my way to $/drugs/success/a place to stay/a meal to eat. It's really cool when you're charismatic and like to fuck and ppl want that.

ps MAL DON'T YELL AT ME EDITING MY OWN POSTS IS CAUSING ME TO FEEL LIKE I GOTTA PUKE ok I'm trying

schizopath said:
If someone wants to join me I can pay the flight costs
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I'm... not ready to die of an overdose yet. Or I would.

As suicidal as I get I"m like "wahhh but I like tripping" and I love my life now in this weird sick love/hate borderline way. 8(

Yeah I know that's probably just the alcohol talking and I'll feel like shit later, I'm already fixing to puke a lot
 
DopeM said:
It's a win win

You either get high or you get 3 hots n a cot
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yeah but I'm an aggressive fucking asshole without drugs and if someone fucks with me I'd end them and then have another charge

like I'm a cuddly PLUR teddy bear in the free world with just a little pot but if I was stuck in Madness' shoes I'd do the same fuckin' thing and rage out @ the world all the time, probably more so than he does because he's got his sexy STEEL TANK vibes and what not

I was not meant for the zoo :(

I'll probably have no issue acquiring dxm for free but I don't have to steal it I saved my burrito $ from yesterday

lol all I have to my name is $7 and maybe 10 cents.... and 50 cents on a card that's it. POVERTY IS AWESOME <3

and they're like "waahhhhwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wealth inequality wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I don't expect the DOPEM's of the world to pay the bill.

Unless you're my family which, you know, you're not lol and god knows they're sick of my shenanigans and shit by now
 
DopeM said:
Can't lie i sometimes wonder and think wouldbt it be nice? But every single person I know who has lost someone who cared about them enough to pass on inheritance would give it all back + some to spend another minute with the deceased
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I'm so mentally fucked up from watching loved ones die I wouldn't want them to still be here because they were in end-of-life diseases and lots of pain and suffering. I just want to share what I have with others and see them smile CUDDLE PUDDLE style. Like that's all I want. Money and the self are lonely, void, shallow entities and I'm nothing without others. <3

Fuck I hope my fam doesn't tell me when ____ dies because it's going to break my heart and I can't go through more heart break right now I LOST TOO MANY LOVED ONES LAST YEAR :|

then again ____ is suffering, mentally deranged from their illness (which crushed my heart and started breaking my will to live again because they had their mental faculties their WHOLE lives... :\) and are likely going to die soon. And the whole time someone is telling me she tryin to calm me down and I"m like "yup uh huh" with a brave sounding voice while I'm suppressing so much tears

yeah that was not... not good. Thank god I had one dose to FORGET that shit yesterday. That was... painful.
LOL I'M STILL LISTENING TO THE SAME TRACK ON LOOP AHAHHAHAHAH yeah this is mania, my friend on BL goes "Dude you're so manic you're gonna piss people off"

I'm like I KNOW I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yeah this sucks

AND THANK GOD I HAVE 42% WHISKEY TO FORGET ABOUT MY FUCKING TROUBLES I'll so get drunk again tonight. 2019 WHORELLA can't have my dick it's reserved for actually happy not toxic ppl

or my bad bois like <3 madness <3 I could never stop crushing on him lol



dedicated to MADNESS; never stop the @madness00

yea that should go in the vid dedication thread IDC too manic

BISEXUAL CUDDLE PUDDLE CONFESSIONALS

I would fuck Shakira too after I got done sucking him off he's hot too HOT

I can't help it this bisexual mania fucking brain of mine is taking over. Whatever the drugs did it was HOT
 
aw fuck I was supposed to get shitty retarded wasted and play video games

i slept through the ending of that event

oh well i guess they'll just have to do it again in a few months

FUUUUck me. I might be partying then too and miss it again. Oh well it was fun while it lasted.

BORKBORKBORKBORKB

i remember around 10pm....and then...........I think I went to bed.............I woke up around 4, 5, 6, desperately thirsty

and um

my eye seems like i can see through it clearly (it was FUCKING painful to flick something really hard into it by accident yesterday, last time I think to break plastic without a FACE MASK on UGH)
 
ok ONE MORE TIME and then I HAVE TO STOP listening to this track it's been on loop for like.... 15 hours now.

lol

CAPTAIN Y U DO THIS because I'm fucking not normal I guess? Yeah that. Normality is for the plebes. GLAMOUR ADDICT right here.

I want to eat I'm hungry but my ... gut.... body... is like NO DON'T EAT DON'T DO IT it'll HURT

and then the ppls who indoctrinated me into alcohol abuse were like "...but u have to"

I'll never forget my one and only terrible alcohol hangover I was like "THIS HURTS IT SUCKS AHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T EAT" and they were forcing me to eat and I was like "AHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS NOOOOOOOOOOO"

I um

I did a bunch of shit yesterday like cleaning I barely remember, like what, I'm so turning into an adult this sucks THANKS MOM THANKS DAD why couldn't you freeze time so I could be an infantile drug taking addict forever UGHHHhhhHHHhhh i want DRUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i hate LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE life is only good on drugs AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no it'l be ok cpt. shut your pretty face up and have a dab brah
 
schizopath said:
And drugs
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Sometimes it's like you don't get everything you want but then you get exactly what you need because you're thankful for what you have and then like that dude didn't hit me up so he's not getting my D

I don't think I wanted to fuck him anyways I mean like a large part of me and my dick wants it but then I'm like he just toxic as fuck and it makes me look not toxic

Irl I'm screaming and groaning and crying and shit and I fucking and I'm like I don't want to take my meds I don't want to take my meds I don't want to take take take take take take take take take take I want to take my meds I don't want to I don't you can't make me no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
 
Hey Captain nobody finds you funny not even yourself why are you doing this to yourself please just go get something and tell yourself with it and eat a lot of food and cry harder I'm so fucking a hating myself so hard I hate my life it sucks having to wake up look in the mirror every day and apoligize to yourself for being such a fuk up but this is where I am I'm sorry captain and I'm sorry I fuck everything up I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry just go get your pills get your pills get your pills get your get their pills where are my pills I need pills pills pills pills pills pills pills
 
madness00 said:
That's very nice of you Captain.
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LOL MADNESS

I'm torn between

GETTING HIGH

and

GETTING LAID

or I can do both but like the sober sex is pretty good too

THE FUNNY THING IS I DON'T HAVE A VOLITIONAL CHOICE IN THE MATTER. If I stay sober I'll fuck the pain of sobriety away MADNESS STYLE.

If I can pick up I'M SO DOING THAT INSTEAD

I have ZERO FREE WILL AND IT FEELS AMAZING at least I'm not using heroin/meth like I was real heavy on and shit

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oh god OH GOD if I get high today 2019 whorella MISSED THE FUCK OUT on my amazing D

I would have worked that shit for hours.
 
also I have a GOOD FRIEND from 2019 let's call him DADDY because he's... yeah I just need a code word. I'm clearly not into that sort of thing I'm normally the one being called that but he's just fucking awesome. And he needs a code word.

I hit him up and I am likE "PLS SOMEONE COME PLAY WITH THIS D IT IS HUGE AND I KNOW Y'ALL LIKE IT" lol

oh god

and I'm not even being needy it would just be like a waste of my boner to just jerk off by myself

Captain.Heroin said:
MICHELLE CAN YOU HANDLE THIS?
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS
WHOOOOOOOOO [when the camera does 100 spliced images in half a second = MY K TRIPS <3]
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OH MY GOD MY MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK I watched this a lot yesterday before 15 hours of one black metal track LOL

yeah ok I know it, this is mania for sure. Unbridled sober mania.
 
People I want to have sex with:

Madness
PainfulOne
Mal
several people irl ya'll wouldn't know
FRANCOIS SAGAT [fuck me back to life pls]
fuck if I don't get laid today I would so have a 3some with Donald Trump and Melania

Captain.Heroin said:
fuck if I don't get laid today I would so have a 3some with Donald Trump and Melania
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When turn the other cheek takes on a whole new meaning.

I WANT TO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I still have last night's raging boner

fuck

if I can't get laid in a few hours I'm going to be so, so disappointed

AM I TERRIBLE PERSON FOR WANTING TO GET LAID SO BADLY? Nah man morality is a macro-illusion go out there and work that d

NAH BRAH YOU GOOD BRAH
 
I'm going to pray to god

and my god is really just a chemical structure but I'm going to pray to it

GOD DON'T FORSAKE ME I LOVE YOU PLEASE WHY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU LORD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD PLEASE GET INSIDE MY BRAIN I NEED YOU WHERE'S JESUS
 
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