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[Jabberwocky]

I didn't know dolphins tried to sex up humans?

That's pretty funny.

 

[cduggles]

I didn't know dolphins tried to sex up humans?

That's pretty funny.

Apparently they do. It would be hilarious to watch, but sad.

 

[Jabberwocky]

LOL.

Boots, cuts, boots, cuts. Doing the duggle as we speak.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

my dick

I just came w/ my friend it was hot and I relayed some of my experiences.

ya know, the stuff I cannot say here.

WOW.

Brain notes for a mentally dead future Cpt.

Doing the duggle as we speak.

This; in my last hole, interactable as I have not drank any and am super hungry. I'm kind of mind-fucked and it feels AMAZING

I might go through a heavy craving for a day or two but I might just silence that easily if I get there. I'm learning how to moderate my drug usage a bit better. And not go so heavy on things.

 

[DopeM]

I'm thinkin nachos tonight. Might get crazy and throw some jalapeños on there idk.

Yum. I'm having pizza.

Woah don't go too wild now

I'm trying to choke down an Italian sub while laying in bed (not a euphemism) and drink a 6th bottle of water cuz I'm hungover zombie person

I had a large buffalo chicken for lunch. The chicken was busting out. I made such a mess and IIRC some bitch was laughing at it but i didn't even wipe my face til the shit was killed.



Get off my dick.

Thanks for reminding me there are foods other than the lays chips and bison dip that I just ruined my appetite for the rest of the night by finishing off a half tub of. I'm guessing it's more calories than I want to calculate. Serving size 1 tsp lmao, that barely enough for one chip.

These weiners are staring at me but I just cant

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I kind of feel like i'm a dolphin being ass raped right now
CONTINUE

*shoots through water to escape dolphinraep*

 

[Jabberwocky]

Thanks for reminding me there are foods other than the lays chips

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[DopeM]

No but after whatever the fuck is in bison dip works it's way through my digestive track probably.

Thanks for making me turn off one of my favorite songs to listen to that.....

 

[Captain.Heroin]

tract

 

[CFC]

lays chips and bison dip

tbf i also had a whole megapack of mccoy's ridge cut crisps - 2 x bacon sizzlers, 2 x flame grilled steak, and 2 x thai sweet chicken

 

[Captain.Heroin]

D

saw Dopem's D

I CAN SEE EVERYTHING

THANK YOU DRUGS

 

[Captain.Heroin]

tbf i also had a whole megapack of mccoy's ridge cut crisps - 2 x bacon sizzlers, 2 x flame grilled steak, and 2 x thai sweet chicken

HELP SEND FOOD
i am so starved/poor/hungry/crying because fam is dying and no $

yea fun times right

might as well lay my cards on the table because no one cares

ah.... acceptance... peace... it's going to be ok.... I can live. I can make things appear out of nowhere. I just have to be a BELIEBER

 

[Painful One]

@Captain.Heroin
set up a paypal and give us the information if you need $food

We all love you and do not want you to starve.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Yeah set up a credit card too and give us that information as well.

 

[CFC]

HELP SEND FOOD
i am so starved/poor/hungry/crying because fam is dying and no $

yea fun times right

might as well lay my cards on the table because no one cares

ah.... acceptance... peace... it's going to be ok.... I can live. I can make things appear out of nowhere. I just have to be a BELIEBER

tbf i would like to be starved, it brings out the cheekbones and the 6 pack

 

[Jabberwocky]

Bro you're the hottest guy here and more of a saint than us all as well.

Eat!

 

[Captain.Heroin]

tbf i would like to be starved, it brings out the cheekbones and the 6 pack

yeah you're telling me CFC I am so sick this shit keeps making me eat like soooooooo much

"this shit" being like, I don't know, determinism

I don't even want to eat but I am eating 3, 5 to 10 meals a day it's SO GROSS I can't LIVE like this

@Captain.Heroin
set up a paypal and give us the information if you need $food

We all love you and do not want you to starve.

lol almost too paranoid to accept help

pride is a sin yeah I know and I'm a sinner

and that prevents me from asking for help

I should just go get an EBT card if things are that harsh I don't wanna accept help

Bro you're the hottest guy here and more of a saint than us all as well.

Eat!

LOL NO YOU ARE omg madness you're SOOooOooOoOOo HOT

*imagines madness's D*

ok so maybe i'll eat but I'm gonna run out of food and probably have to get an ebt card before all is said and done

IT'S EASIER TO EAT IF YOU IMAGINE THE BANANA IS MADNESS' D

Yeah set up a credit card too and give us that information as well.

lol

oh god i am so hungry this is sick I'm going to go eat a bunch of spaghetti and have already been snacking, had breakfast (IT'S 1600 THIS IS NORMAL MEAL TIME) and ugh I can't even.

I am going to try to ... unwind... and um... think less depressing thoughts and imagine like reality isn't what it is because it kinda hardcore sucks right now

 

[Blowmonkey]

I don't know how superbowl works but I'm being forced to watch a laggy stream of it and it's not helping. Do I watch this for the ads?

@Captain.Heroin National Suicide Prevention Lifeline Call 1-800-273-8255 Ask if they can help you with mcnuggets.

lol @ making prank calls when you're in dire need of suicide prevention. ☹

 

[Chead6850]

Goodbye you fucks

 

[Jabberwocky]

Goodbye you fucks

Watch the door on the way out ass clown.