Haha, I like the image.

This isn't a trip report though I can see why you'd think to put it here. This is more of a Drug Culture forum thread so I'll move it there. But I'll also play:
Best high: Geez how do I decide? Probably my first ever psychedelic experience, on mushrooms. I felt like I woke up from a dream, but the dream was my life, and I was god/the universe/everything and everyone. I realized that actually I always am that, and so is everyone else, we're all the same. At the time it felt just like... duh. I spent what felt like a lifetime seeing the structure of the universe on a macroscopic and microscopic scale, and being different animals living out their lives, and seeing the web of connection through everything. That trip changed my life. I wouldn't even call that a "high", it was more of a spiritual awakening.
There have been tons of amazing trips besides that one, way too many to try to mention here. If you want to talk non-psychedelic drugs, one of the most euphoric and beautiful highs I've had was the first time I took pregabalin. Holy shit I felt amazing, it was incredible. Also the second time I took Adderall, I ate 30mg and snorted 30mg with my friend and we talked for like 10 hours, my mom came out (I was just into college at the time and visiting home) and we talked to her for hours, the leaves looked crystal clear and beautiful.
Worst high: One time my friends and I ate mushrooms in my mom's attic while my family was home. We decided to come downstairs when we started tripping, which we had said we weren't going to do. We thought it had been hours and they were asleep, but they were all watching TV. One of my friends was acting really weird and belligerent and was saying weird shit to my little brother and my mom was asking me questions and I couldn't figure out how to act normal and answer. I ended up curled on a chair in a loop of self-loathing about what a horrible fuck-up I was until the sun came up. After that I was so happy to be sober that I felt amazing.
As far as just shitty drugs, there was some RC stimulant being sold as "bath salts", way after the good drugs that got sold as bath salts were illegal, in a head shop in my town. I bought some and did it and god it made me feel horrible. It made it so I felt like I couldn't swallow, which was really weird, and just the worst, nastiest stimulation. Weird thing is a lot of people liked it. I also took Coricidin for I think the 10th time (over a couple of years), 8 of them (the most I ever took was 12), and just felt horrible, like I was going braindead, and my head felt hot. And I didn't feel right for like a year afterwards. Don't ever take Coricidin, guys, for real, it's really bad for you and there are DXM-only products too that are so much safer and better.
I could go on and on, so many drugs over the last 18 years.
