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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 4"]So, per request, I waded back through my methylated meninges to memories of a surprisingly recent past, but one forged in blood, burns and fuck-sweat, and oddly, 90% of which came from questions fielded at a similar but unrelated site. Some of them still haunt me. Remember, you're fine, you'll hallucinate and panic eventually, every one does. Relax, find something shiny, and, if privacy permits, just jerk away the bad thoughts, there's always that.[/TD]
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 3"]○ROA: any hole'll do, that's true; but, they all offer surprising ways to feel really uncomfortable, or that death might be better. Dilute as much as you can get away with and still get whatever kick you were after. That's separate to how you can fit a near-lethal amount up your ass and down your throat, both those tube routes will cause sensations in your internal organs that are difficult to explain to folks who never actually needed levamisole.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 2"]►Best non-smoked/snorted ROA is buccal. What, I'm sorry, you say meth tastes bad? Tweaker, you won't have teeth much longer anyway, you'll get all the ice cream a princess needs later. If you roll a fat shard around your gums, not only does it not hurt, it doesn't make your stomach churn unless you swallow it. Can come on strong, in ten minutes, though lacking a certain serenity or contemplative dizziness that goes with nasal or vaped.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 3"]►Despite popular belief, meth is not acidic. In fact, the molecule itself is a weak base, an alkaloid like all your favorite plant-derived drugs. There is no acid cooked in to the shards. Milk is more acidic. It is not why your teeth are in danger, it is not what makes your nose burn and guts churn.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 2"]►HCl gas might get produced in tiny quantities when you vape it, which combined with the hot temps and water-absorbing meth vapor, dries your mouth to dust, and your teeth with it. Keep a water bottle next to you to rinse with after smoking. You'll always forget to use it, but you'll hate yourself less later if you make the attempt.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 2"]◄It burns your nose because it cuts off the blood supply very briefly, just like with cocaine, but with no pleasant dentistry numbing. All that salt can dry and damage your nose--just think of that poor slug you murdered when you were 5, watching it bubble and writhe as you ever so slowly tortured it to death with horribly caustic NaCl.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 2"]☺It'll make your guts churn cause what do you expect happens to smooth muscle tissue getting hit by a concentrated wave of the world's most powerful stimulant? Your stomach will want to barf, to get it out, but also to stop, because it thinks you're being chased by lions or about to have a really awesome fuck-session with the tribe's most fertile member, and this is no time for vomiting.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 4"]○Meth will absolutely make you go nuts. It's OK, you'll get over it, anywhere from five minutes from now to after you finally take a nap. Why does that sound sinister to some? The moralists make us defensive until we think insist it doesn't make us nuts, but it does, like weed makes you nuts, and booze makes you stupid. You need to remember it can cause weird thoughts--don't insist they're not weird. [/TD]
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 3"]☺It will cause obsessions/hyperfocus. Again, this is why the shit is prescribed in the non-ER version, Adderall--cause you need to focus on your schoolwork.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 3"]☺Sometimes those two aspects will combine with trippy no-sleep-hallucinations in a perfect horror show of tweakered stereotypy. It's important to recognize when that happens, so you can stop and drink water, eat, take a nap, wake up and shower, but your appliances back together, let the hostages go.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 2"]☻Always remember that at the very least, physical laws of nature have not been altered, and you cannot grow crystals in your body, they do not come out of your pores, or your skin, in your coughs, tears, sweat or poop (actually one I've never heard before).
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 2"]☻You stink because you're dehydrated and secreting special fuck-sweat, the kind with bacteria food, that they can ferment into delightful eau de groin e derierre. Remember, your body thinks it's on one hell of a red meat-eating and fucking spree, between fights to the death with rivals.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 2"]☻You really can go for days without sleeping or eating. You will also have the strength and stamina, the mental agility, of someone who hasn't eaten or slept for days.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 2"]☻Right now, no one on the Earth is thinking about you, unless you're being/have been arrested. So no one is scheming or plotting, it was not personal, it was coincidence, that is not the perception that anyone else had of the same event, that's just deja vu,
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 2"]☻Your dope is as strong as it was when you first tried it. No one knows for sure who cooks this stuff, including the DEA; if it came over the border into the US, then organized crime was involved, and people just call those groups "cartels" it doesn't mean anything. If you think strange things about them because you think they're Mexican, you need to start picking fruit immediately to keep the ISO off of you. Consume as much meth as possible, go out to the fields before dawn, get a bucket and start picking, don't stop till they take your bucket, get another, keep going . . .
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 4"]☼If you're really nice and kiss ass to me, maybe I'll entertain your ideas about washing your dope, but it won't really do much for you, cause your dope is remarkably clean to begin with. The stuff it's cut with intentionally are harmless and either can't be removed or are part of that first whiff of discarded vapor. It's very difficult to remove residual reagents, and you'd need to know what's in there to know how. Which you don't.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 3"]☻There is absolutely zero isopropylbenzylamine in there. No one knows what it tastes/feels/smells/melts like.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 2"]☻No, they do not. Do they have some GC/MS data to show that it was ISO? No, they do not.[/TD]
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 3"]☻You can recrystallize by dissolving in dry ethanol and precipitating with acetone. Don't bother. You could be smoking it right now, instead of repeating it for the 4000th time.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 3"]☻Do not bother with water in your bong, please use a curved pipe if you smoke a lot, to spare your tongue blisters. Only crazy people would keep sugar solutions that splash around on searing-hot glass that'll stink when singed, get moldly, bring ants that absolutely can get addicted to the stuff, I have the reference from peer-reviewed literature, just ask.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 4"]☺Yes, it's fun to jerk off on the stuff. Try to slow down a little after a solid year; skip the porn, it'll suck you in.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 3"]☻Yes, it makes your orgasms so so much better, if you have balls and a cock; women are far more variable in response, and if they don't get turned on by your new-found supersexualstaminasplooge, they won't, don't push, go jerk yourself instead.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 3"]☻Yes, every guy gets a bit gay on the stuff, as in it does not seem that weird suddenly to circlejerk with your male friends. It did not turn you gay if you weren't already. Relax, maybe you were gay to begin with, no one cares but you. Even your girlfriend is a little relieved, honestly.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 4"]☺Yes, it is OK to use quetiapine or hydroxyzine or aripiprazole to abort a meth trip and get some sleep. Use sparingly.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 4"]☺No, there is no major withdrawal syndrome, you can quit cold turkey right now.
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 3"]☻You will sleep, waking only to eat, and feel real sad. For a whole week even. The horror!
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[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFF0, colspan: 4"]It really is fucking long-lasting Adderall, don't ever let someone bullshit you into the propaganda that this is some nasty, mind-raping, unusually neurotoxic or addictive version. It's the same stuff, longer half-life. In use for a hundred years now. Yes, you can invade France with it if you needed to, through that forested side, on foot.
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