The News Thread v. Your Penises Are Too Large And It's All Our Fault

[herbavore]

I loved his music, especially on long lonely stretches of highway, driving fast and belting out the lyrics at top volume.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Funny as fuck - Poundland's 'Naughty Elf' adverts have been banned. I personally think they should get an award...

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/07/poundlands-ads-showing-elf-teabagging-barbie-banned-7292273/amp/

 

[Arnold]

Funny as fuck - Poundland's 'Naughty Elf' adverts have been banned. I personally think they should get an award...

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/07/poundlands-ads-showing-elf-teabagging-barbie-banned-7292273/amp/

Brilliant !

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

This fuckin vacuous bitch needs her head shoving down a toilet...

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/woman...rt-hamster-flight-flushes-toilet-7296709/amp/

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Ouch!

Man's arse fell out:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/09/mans-rectum-fell-spent-long-playing-phone-toilet-7299853/amp/

 

[wallywogs]

me too

Mines a grower not a show'er ok?

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Ouch!

Man's arse fell out:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/09/mans-rectum-fell-spent-long-playing-phone-toilet-7299853/amp/

lolol

Those "great" videos on Xhamster of strange folks doing terrible things to another womans arse will never be the same again.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

‘Russians look really good’: WSJ hails Russian athletes’ ‘most stylish’ Olympic uniforms.
https://www.rt.com/news/418454-russian-olympic-uniform-wsj/

 

[BecomingJulie]

Some people really need to get a life ....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-43104314

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Some people really need to get a life ....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-43104314

Yes, it's absolutely disgusting - fuckin clayheads...

I hope Backfromthebrink responds to this as he's gone very quiet again. Hope he's OK...

 

[BecomingJulie]

He's nearer the other Newcastle ..... (and I'm three parts Stoke, if you don't mind )

 

[steewith2ees]

It's not great, but finally a genuine start. Paul Flynn has introduced a Private Members bill on legalising cannabis for medical (and related...???!!!) purposes which is being debated in the House this Friday.

Article from RT.com

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

lol
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-notices-something-strangely-modern-12069906

 

[steewith2ees]

Amen

'Vicar caught on camera ‘watching porn, sniffing cocaine, and using a crack pipe’

 

[KingOfWessex]

Church numbers are falling, boredom is a bitch it was bound to happen! He won't be the first! Lol

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Church numbers are falling, boredom is a bitch it was bound to happen! He won't be the first! Lol

And he won't be the last! If I had a local vicar like this, I'd be attending church religiously...

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Thank god for the Internet so this stuff comes upon my newsfeed
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/56540...heese-nipples-smelly-shoes-twitter-sheffield/

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Amen

'Vicar caught on camera ‘watching porn, sniffing cocaine, and using a crack pipe’

lololololol

"At one point, he seems to be watching pornography and says: ‘All I want now is for a woman to be sucking my dick that would be nice."

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I knew there was summat up with them tweaky little bastards...

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/all-squirrels-on-coke-20180313145838

 

[steewith2ees]

I knew there was summat up with them tweaky little bastards...

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/all-squirrels-on-coke-20180313145838

They know their shit as well. I tried to take advantage of the local population by attempting to sell them pub dust for 80 nuts a gram, but one of the Monk's Wood Bush Badger gang had already been sorting them flake for half the price. I managed to offset the loss by flogging paracetamol to the rabbits telling them it was viagra. They couldn't tell the difference as they spend the whole time fucking anyway so now I am loaded with carrots.