Steady Scootin
Bluelight Crew
Two Christmas ago I put on a fentanyl patch I'd "liberated" from my Aunt. No tolerance, and they last for three days--that steady buzz over all of Christmas was absolutely perfect to handle family.
This time I'm gonna be sober, and have to explain why I'm thirty pounds lighter and have no front teeth.
It'll be fun. Hopefully somebody had a baby to distract everyone.
Hey, whenever someone asks about your missing teeth, just tell em it's all you wanted for Christmas.