Help?!?!
Bluelighter
Jeez mom! You can't put two and two together can you? I mean knowing you all my life I've known you were one of those "I'm so smart look at me!" type of person it's excessively easy to fool but come on! If you can't even read between the lines and see that the phone call/name misnomer was to make you believe that this isn't me...., my teenage years are going to be a hell of alot of fun!