You Right Now...V2

[consumer]

He just had to lower the tone didn't he! Currently drinking golden fizzy piss

Hey...its not me having a glass full of golden shower ale is it

 

[KingOfWessex]

Hey...its not me having a glass full of golden shower ale is it

It's jugs of piss all round matey one of them is actually beer tho.

Let the games begin

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

He just had to lower the tone didn't he! Currently drinking a polish lager called " Debowe Mocne" which doesn't sound very polish when said in a London east end accent (warrants further investigation..)7.5% of golden fizzy piss basically. They know how to make a beer the poles

I think I've told you this before, but get on the Karpackie, man! 9℅ of glorious polish lager...

Just having one for breakfast now.

 

[KingOfWessex]

I know, I know..... it's not sold at the local, apparently they aren't legally allowed to stock weapons grade lager.

I will find it one day! Oh and cheers!!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Cheers! Bottoms up and all that

 

[KingOfWessex]

Chin chin old boy fuck em let's get wankered

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Bugger, just finished me can. Reckon a trip up to the local Polski Slep is in order...

 

[consumer]

Via the toothless bum in the park i bet

 

[KingOfWessex]

If he gets his "go go get em" juice I imagine it negates much of the horrors of the park. But I dont wish to speculate any further to behonest. What happens in the park should stay there

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Aar, sounds like a plan. I'll have to dig him up again first though...

 

[Bella Figura]

Nice to see you pagey - been a while since I've spotted you. I've been keeping my head down for about a year I think, nothing major just been a bit of a downbeat year.

Nice to see you around too Ismene, keep those hippies over in PD on their toes will you?

 

[consumer]

If he gets his "go go get em" juice I imagine it negates much of the horrors of the park. But I dont wish to speculate any further to behonest. What happens in the park should stay there

Unfortunately that just doesn't happen. The toothless bum always gives FUBAR a parting gift...usually an STI or pubic lice.

 

[KingOfWessex]

Unfortunately that just doesn't happen. The toothless bum always gives FUBAR a parting gift...usually an STI or pubic lice.

I just hope Karpackie is worth it. No wonder he keeps recommending it to me, he just wants me to get raped

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Unfortunately that just doesn't happen. The toothless bum always gives FUBAR a parting gift...usually an STI or pubic lice.

No chance of that mate, they require a living host. Might get a dose of maggots though (if i'm lucky )

 

[consumer]

I just hope Karpackie is worth it. No wonder he keeps recommending it to me, he just wants me to get raped

Be careful FUBAR may be right behind you in his gimp costume.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Be careful FUBAR may be right behind you in his gimp costume.

 

[KingOfWessex]

Just got a little tingle in my bollock...worse case scenario I'm gay best case scenario testicular cancer. You are THE sex fubar.

Have a great day all I'm going, you make me sick!

 

[Bella Figura]

You haven't lived till you've endured a testicular torsion. Trust.

 

[spacejunk]

Just got a little tingle in my bollock...worse case scenario I'm gay best case scenario testicular cancer. You are THE sex fubar.

Have a great day all I'm going, you make me sick!

lol

You haven't lived till you've endured a testicular torsion. Trust.

as these guys can attest to

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Annoyed with myself and my tweaky fear which has usually evaporated by the second binge day after 1 night's no sleep.
I've frequently managed to pass myself off as a normal member of society on day 2, but not today, no siree. I've only just now felt able to actually log on and have anything to say after much tweaky lurkage.

I couldn't even walk to the shop for my paper & be seen in public, but I managed to ring, string a sentence together & get them to put one aside & my lovely friend picked it up & dropped it off on her way past.
I'm a moron