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Gibberings CCXIV -- it's been 2017 for over a week now and nobody has noticed .....

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One of these days I'm gonna give social a fair and honest chance.

But today is not that day.
 
Bronchitis really sucks. Off to the Dr. today to beg for antibiotics, cough suppressant and one shot of anti-inflamatory to kill the headache you get with coughing.
 
Raasyvibe said:
I'm pretty confident that consumer is actually one of those automated chatbot's, which bluelight has installed to make eadd look busy and pre-programmed to constantly big-up their front man 'FUBAR'

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Code: 
Initiate autobot Consumer;


[B]IF[/B] user post contains words "arse, cunt, vagina, lovehole, battycrease"

[B]THEN [/B]Employ autobot "Consumer". 

Respond with [B]RANDOM[/B]:
"I am sure FUBAR has tried that already";
"I am sure FUBAR has one of these";
"FUBAR requires the mentioned orifice";


[B]END[/B] program.


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Surely we are ALL Autobots in the eyes of the Lord...

ordinary mind said:
That actually would explain a lot about consumer. He's "from Australia" so nobody could ever meet him, and he "takes a lot of acid" so nobody ever questions his logic too deeply.

Haha an Australian EADDer, the very thought!
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It's great having some of the Aussie crew on board - 24 hour banter :)


consumer said:
Popped my head into social. Lol. Drama queen meltdown is the theme of the day clearly.

In other news...fuck all really.
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I'm going to have to check out this social forum, EADD is woefully short of drama these days ;)
 
Had been counting down the days till my parents went off on their next holiday (for the obvious purpose of tripping absolute balls etc. etc.) but now they've changed their plans and wont be going till the end of the month.

How inconsiderate. :!
 
consumer said:
You should get some ketamine, go back to a weekend in 2010 when they are away, trip balls then come back. Easy.
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Yeah that would be so much easier than waiting 2-3 weeks. For sure.

Only problem is I think "coming back to the present" just means living the last 7 years again.... :p
 
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