Gibberings CCXIV -- it's been 2017 for over a week now and nobody has noticed .....

[Sadie]

I'd known because My dreams would be far more interesting than this so called life.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

The world is full of kings and queens who blind your eyes then steal your dreams. It's heaven and hell...

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

The world is full of kings and queens who blind your eyes then steal your dreams. It's heaven and hell...

I wish they'd stolen my two dreams this week. In the first one my entire top row of teeth fell out...all together like a set of false teeth (they're not false) & the second, the toilet was blocked & when I flushed it, loads of shit & bog roll came up through the plughole in the bathroom sink....I rarely dream/remember them & that's what I get when I have the first couple of memorable ones in an age, plus I wasn't sure when I first woke up if they'd actually happened

 

[Bella Figura]

Did you find fitty cent under your pillow?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Did you find fitty cent under your pillow?

Nah, just a fuckin pea...

 

[Bella Figura]

lol :D

ah, IMPs.

 

[consumer]

I shudder to think of the things under FUBARs pillow

 

[Don Luigi]

I shudder to think of the things under FUBARs pillow

I would imagine it's someone's face, struggling to breathe.

 

[Doxy]

if only I had some baccy, even soaked and I could dry it out. Never mind, someone owes me 9 marlbaro lights from a bet last night on risk we played.

 

[consumer]

I would imagine it's someone's face, struggling to breathe.

Spades mum while they are playing autoerotic asphyxiation games..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

This is why BMW drivers are pricks:



Shortly after taking this photo, I saw the driver return. Rather predictably he was a short arsed steroid addled Neanderthal with a vacuous bimbo (twice his height) on his arm. So I went up to him, called him a cunt, twatted him, then made him watch while I fucked his bird up the arse over the bonnet of his wankermobile. Then I came all over his windscreen. That'll teach the cunt...

 

[consumer]

Lol.

 

[ordinary mind]

That story escalated quickly.

Also, why is it sunny? Pishing it down here

 

[consumer]

Always park between the lines!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

That story escalated quickly.

Also, why is it sunny? Pishing it down here

It's actually a luvverly sunny day here - almost spring-like.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Do ya like me new T-shirt?

 

[consumer]

Do ya like me new T-shirt?

Fucking hippy!

 

[steewith2ees]

/\/\/ Level 8 psychonaugt geometry ( a term I an across when reading the bizarre witterings of lysergamide and other 'classic' psyches . attempting to put into words an abstract mental experience.)

Hope you enjoy your daughters B'Day F.U.B.A.R- whatever man - as non parent I kind of have this thinking that any mum or day worth their salt will be default 20 times the person I could ever hope to be... When that father is Fubar, in my personal opinion a strong contender for my favourite EADD member currently posting (sorry about the vomit inducing sycophancy but I am under the influence of a 'truth agent' and I hope that in this one opportunity you can forgive this embarrassing but bona fide big up to my man, who has been consistently cool and patient towards during my pathetic meltdowns .... and last but not least you conquered the main villain if the piece

So why the sudden embarrassing 'heart on sleeve' post .... explanation for sudden inhibition here... >>>>

http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/798761-EADD-Benzo-Discussion-V-Waking-up-in-a-Wakefield-skip/page4

 

[consumer]

Why the fuck am i awake at 4:14 am and what the fuck am i going to do?

 

[consumer]

and last but not least you conquered the main villain of the place

Dont tell me FUBAR fucked she who cant be named. I hope it was up the arse and that it fucking hurt.