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Gibberings CCXIV -- it's been 2017 for over a week now and nobody has noticed .....

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Its fucking hot here...and someone farted.
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Er, that'll be me, sorry. I overdid the Karpackie last night, then went and had a cheese and onion pasty with baked beans for supper. Man, I've been trumping like a president all night - our bedroom smells fuckin rancid (better wake the wife up so she can sample the bouquet before it dissipates - she'll appreciate that). Now my arse has just exploded and pebbledashed the bog.

Mornin' EADD :)
 
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Arse stuck in 5th gear?

Eat some Bisto cubes, and put the results to good use.
 
Take a bowel scraping and send it to Wendinos. My bet its a dodgy batch of mexedrone.
 
My Indian webdesign guy has completed my site, and will have it online by morning.

It's taken probably an hour of skype conferencing with me for details, four part days of his time and cost $60.

Well pleased with it.

Found the freelancer on freelancer.com
 
Asking for a freelancer in asia will get you something quite different to a web designer lol.
 
Quite so.

Though here the freelancers find you fast, fast; like tiger;)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Er, that'll be me, sorry. I overdid the Karpackie last night, then went and had a cheese and onion pasty with baked beans for supper. Man, I've been trumping like a president all night - our bedroom smells fuckin rancid (better wake the wife up so she can sample the bouquet before it dissipates - she'll appreciate that). Now my arse has just exploded and pebbledashed the bog.

Mornin' EADD :)
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I need to stop reading blue light at lunchtime. :(
 
Did quite a bit of coke this weekend and am picking blood bogeys out of my nose and flicking onto the floor. They're the cleaners problem now.
 
Hi EADD + Bella - (really encouraging to see you back posting sir). I'm sorry I have not contributed anything worthwhile for some time (if I ever did... many would probably thank me for continuing my absence) but I am in a particularly bad position at the moment and my laughable and generally useless attempts at making positive and worthwhile additions to this forum feel like impossibilities at present. So please bear with me while I try to justify my inclusion as a member of this community (or for the majority for whom this is all irrelevant and inconsequential count to 50 by which time I will have probably crawled back under the rock that I deserve to have as a base of operations) - it is really good to see the forum so busy with some very welcome members returning alongside new faces as well, and I hope I can re - galvanise my online presence to the degree that it is most appropriate for Bluelight without getting in anyone's way.
 
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