Gibberings CCXIV -- it's been 2017 for over a week now and nobody has noticed .....

[consumer]

Well there you go. You learn something every day.

That looks like one of FUBARs sex goblins..

 

[Shambles]

Scarily it actually strikes a pose much like I do. Just FTR, me 'n' Spade's iz no relation.

 

[consumer]

We require DNA proof

 

[Shambles]

*jizzes in the general direction of consumer*

Do ya?

(a query rather than a request, incidentally)

 

[consumer]

*ducks and the cum hits FUBAR covering his face*

On second thoughts i will take your word for it.

 

[KingOfWessex]

I wonder how cold it would have to be for semen to freeze mid air upon ejaculation?

 

[Don Luigi]

*jizzes in the general direction of consumer*

Make sure that gets sent into WEDINOS.

I wonder what amount of drug metabolites can be present in semen?

 

[Doxy]

0c? I got some stored, though I do have a childe - 18 , codename Mistletoe.

 

[consumer]

DNA reveals Spades Mum and FUBAR are your parents Shambles. Hopefully you can overcome your genetics

 

[Don Luigi]

Hopefully you can overcome your genetics

Overcome/come over.

Both are prudent goals.

 

[consumer]

In the case of Spades mum and FUBAR cum over may be more fitting

 

[Jackal]

Just awoke in a random hotel room. Hope the car is outside. . .

 

[Jackal]

Second action of today was a shart, followed by a clenched butt cheek walk to the bum gun.

 

[Jackal]

Car is here. Cool.

I remember deciding not to drive home on beer ten. Gets fuzzy, but think I had around a case of fucking Anchor.


Was at a BBQ, spliff and bullshit festival in a bike shop.

 

[consumer]

Nothing like waking up going where the fuck am i ? Lol

 

[Raasyvibe]

DNA reveals Spades Mum and FUBAR are your parents Shambles. Hopefully you can overcome your genetics

explains a lot...

 

[Bella Figura]

Somehow I feel you're the kind to have eaten your twin's foetus in vivo, then come out your mother (or whatever creature defecated you onto this earth), a bigger cunt than she had to begin with?

Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm sure you will.

 

[Sadie]

DNA reveals Spades Mum and FUBAR are your parents Shambles. Hopefully you can overcome your genetics

I fukkin dread to think!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Just seen this:

Environment Secretary Andrea Leadsom addresses the Oxford Farming Conference 2017.

""For an industry that’s been around as long as mankind itself, farming has been at the centre of human achievement."

https://www.gov.uk/government/speec...ts-out-ambition-for-food-and-farming-industry


Lordy lordy...

 

[consumer]

Its fucking hot here...and someone farted.