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Gibberings CCXIII - 5 Days of Ball Sweat or Fresh Vagina Juice?

Theres only so much we can do besides roll out the welcome mat and spread our legs.
 
Better for everyone concerned if i hang elsewhere. I am not online much these days anyway.
 
But I love you. And respect your wishes.

Ill bugga off now. Drugs to do, shadow people to see.
 
Have fun. I am behaving myself atm.

Say hi to the shadow people for me. X
 
My shadow people return the greeting and wish you well for your future.
 
Just preparing some sweet treats for Yuletide:

'Fubar's Festive Fondant Fancies with Felch Fondue'

Ingredients:

Several overflowing dwarves - as indicated by leakage from eyes, nose and ears - left for several days to marinate in their own (and mine) juices.

A bucket full of freshly siphoned dwarf extract.

Enough dwarf nob cheese to taste (I prefer mine freshly grated off the bone(r), but if you're too squeamish to prepare your own, then I have massive quantities in stock)

(Optional) Dwarf vomit relish for those who like parmesan flavoured Fondue.

Add the dwarf extract, smegma and vomit (if required) to a large metal pot and simmer until thick and creamy.

Take one marinated dwarf, impale on a skewer arse first and dunk into the Felch Fondue until thoroughly coated.

Remove dwarf, bite, suck and swallow. Hmm, delicious!

Empty dwarf carcasses can be later refilled for further Fondue fun, or saved to create a winter warming dwarf stew...
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
Just preparing some sweet treats for Yuletide:

'Fubar's Festive Fondant Fancies with Felch Fondue'

Ingredients:

Several overflowing dwarves - as indicated by leakage from eyes, nose and ears - left for several days to marinate in their own (and mine) juices.

A bucket full of freshly siphoned dwarf extract.

Enough dwarf nob cheese to taste (I prefer mine freshly grated off the bone(r), but if you're too squeamish to prepare your own, then I have massive quantities in stock)

(Optional) Dwarf vomit relish for those who like parmesan flavoured Fondue.

Add the dwarf extract, smegma and vomit (if required) to a large metal pot and simmer until thick and creamy.

Take one marinated dwarf, impale on a skewer arse first and dunk into the Felch Fondue until thoroughly coated.

Remove dwarf, bite, suck and swallow. Hmm, delicious!

Empty dwarf carcasses can be later refilled for further Fondue fun, or saved to create a winter warming dwarf stew...
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What a delightfully festive idea, thank you for sharing FUBAR :)
 
ordinary mind said:
What a delightfully festive idea, thank you for sharing FUBAR :)
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No probs dude. I happen to have a large quantity pre-prepared for the microwave for those with busy schedules. Only 4p a kilo...


(Psst, I happen to have procured a limited quantity of Santa's little helpers for an extra special, albeit ethically dubious, Xmas treat)
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
OK, PM me for details ;)

Mods, this isn't sourcing - just dwarf saucing. Afaik, there are no rules against this (yet).
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I thought Santas little helpers were elves, not dwarves. You aren't going to be sending me a fake pressing now, are you? :X
 
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Whats on the menu tonight then Homies??? Consumer word on the street is your heading/already in acid land.... Happy travels!
 
Decided against it at the last moment. Lucky for me that i did. Got to take mum to hospital. That could have been really really bad timing. Not sure why i aborted. Sixth sense i guess.
 
consumer said:
Decided against it at the last moment. Lucky for me that i did. Got to take mum to hospital. That could have been really really bad timing. Not sure why i aborted. Sixth sense i guess.
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Shit. Hope she's ok mate <3

(Guess that means your otters will be left unattended then? %) )
 
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