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Gibberings CCIXV2 - And Now For Something Completely Different

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englandgz74 said:
I should fucking think you need to apologise....I've not received such poor service since that fella in Belfast fucked up my pay....

And replacing more shit mexedrone with EVEN MORE isnt a satisfactory solution. You have any idea how much my bumhole is stinging?

As for the stream cleaner I'll accept that as the TV has left an unpleasant stain on the carpet and there's a wierd dead fish aroma.....care to explain?
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Out of office reply - we apologise as currently we are experiencing delays in customer service. When we are safely in Costa Del Sol we shall get back to you.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I want to be that guy. He's a fuckin genius...
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Heh, I wish it was real but it turns out to be a viral ad for LG and 'The World's Slimmest Television'.

It was quite a risky thing for them to do considering that, in Korea, there is still a massive debate on the ethics of administering amphetamines, and other drugs to electronic equipment. Despite being the world's third most technologically advanced country, they seem a bit backwards considering that we settled this debate years ago in the west.

The University of Pennsylvania has been administering amphetamines AND steroids to ENIAC since 1955. This has resulted in ever-smaller, more powerful computers so the benefits of the practice drowned out any ethical debate.
 
I used to warm up a 'teenth of soapbar on the hestsink of my cpu (back before putting the side back on your case and having decent airflow was a thing) to make it easier to crumble, does that count?
 
Josh said:
I used to warm up a 'teenth of soapbar on the hestsink of my cpu (back before putting the side back on your case and having decent airflow was a thing) to make it easier to crumble, does that count?
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IDK......did your computer nip off to the garage at 2:00am for lucazade and chunky Kit-Kats? :)
 
Josh said:
I used to warm up a 'teenth of soapbar on the hestsink of my cpu (back before putting the side back on your case and having decent airflow was a thing) to make it easier to crumble, does that count?
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All computers are built with a cannabis delivery drive hidden in them. This is why they appear to become slower and lazier over time.

Most apple products have a similar piece of hardware, only it delivers Krokodil. This why it's so common for cracks to form on iPhone screens and why the products die just in time for the release of the latest model.

You guys are so ignorant. You obviously don't watch Alex Jones.
 
englandgz74 said:
Alex "shouty shouty illuminati" Jones? :)
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Naw, I mean yer Welsh bird on The One Show. She sends me coded messages through the television about consumer electronics companies, and the sickening world Shadow Government that uses the companies as just another means of control.

After I decode the messages she sends, I communicate the deciphered information to Alex Jones (who is really Bill Hicks) from InfoWars in the USA. That's how he found out that the government was, ''turning the frogs gay''.
 
Don Luigi said:
Naw, I mean yer Welsh bird on The One Show. She sends me coded messages through the television about consumer electronics companies, and the sickening world Shadow Government that uses the companies as just another means of control.

After I decode the messages she sends, I communicate the deciphered information to Alex Jones (who is really Bill Hicks) from InfoWars in the USA. That's how he found out that the government was, ''turning the fish gay''.
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If you do get to speak to Alex (the shouty American dude not the Welsh bird with the big tits) can you ask him if the royal family really ARE lizards as this has always confused me...

But the turning frogs gay thing is common knowledge.....

Anyhoo that's enough excitement for one evening for G so I'll say nighty night to all you find folks <3
 
englandgz74 said:
If you do get to speak to Alex (the shouty American dude not the Welsh bird with the big tits) can you ask him if the royal family really ARE lizards as this has always confused me...

But the turning frogs gay thing is common knowledge.....

Anyhoo that's enough excitement for one evening for G so I'll say nighty night to all you find folks <3
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I don't speak to him directly as I don't want to be taken away in a black UN Helicopter.

On a serious note, it's unbelievable that he has so many fans. He has become a snake oil salesman. Here is a list of his products, none of them FDA approved, that he tries to sell to his audience:

Vitamin Mineral Fusion™
Joint Formula™
Anthroplex™
Living Defense™
Deep Cleanse™
Knockout™
Brain Force™
Liver Shield™
ProstaGuard™
Child Ease™
WinterSunD3™
Ancient Defense™
Secret-12™
Oxy Powder™
Occu Power™
DNA Force™
X2 Survival Shield™
Super Female Vitality™
Lung Cleanse™
Silver-Bullet - Colloidal Silver™
Super Male Vitality™
Survival Shield - Nascent Iodine™
Patriot Blend 100% Organic Coffee™
Immune Support 100% Organic Coffee™

After watching one of his bat shit crazy videos, and seeing the last item on that list advertised, I made a comment to his audience trying to make them aware of what a fraud he is. He has them so indoctrinated that they will buy magic beans from him.

EDIT: How rude of me - G'night, pal <3
 
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