Yeah twice but I was super lucky in those situations. The first time I was living with my bf at the time who was a full time dealer (made a living off it, no other job) and his house got raided so I got arrested basically for no damn reason lol. There was pounds of weed, ounces of Coke, pills, shards, mdma, shrooms, and like 8 guns. I was only in jail 3 days thank god because he wasn't a lying dickhead and admitted it was all his shit. He actually got out 3 months later because the cops fucked up the address and accidentally put his neighbor's address instead of his so they had to drop the charges. Talk about crazy ass luck lol that shit is beyond insane and the chance of that happening is probably comparable to gambling and winning millions. The other time I got arrested and cuffed, I was 20 and got pulled over because I drank a shit load of liquor at a party and for some retarded reason thought I was able to drive. I was lucky I didn't crash and kill someone or myself because I was hella fucked up. The cop said I had a choice between getting charged with dui or under influence of controlled substance. The dui sounded like hell because of all the $ you have to pay, the classes and not being able to drive for 6 months without major risk. The controlled substance driving high charge sounded even worse because it included forced drug tests for 6 whole months and failing any of them will land your ass in jail. I was shocked when he asked me how much meth I used that night because I wasn't high at all, just hella drunk so I was thinking Wtf how could he tell? I smoked like 8 hours before that lol. I pissed my pants in the damn cop car and kept crying and begging him not to bust me because my parents would kick me out if I got in any more trouble and I would end up homeless. Apparently it worked, even though I went to jail that night, it was all good cuz I later found out some miracle that type shit. When I arrived to my court date, I couldn't find my name on any of the lists so I told dude at the front desk that I couldn't find my name listed so I have no idea what room to go to. He then smiled and told me that I can go home and enjoy my day because the officer that arrested me decided not to charge me with anything!!! I was so amazed I almost couldn't believe that I actually got out of a fucking DUI. I didn't think cops like that existed, he's a pretty cool ass dude for letting me off the hook like that;-)
