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Non-Bathroom Bathroom Emergency Clothing Disasters

Have you ever pissed on your own clothing / shoes?

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Happens all the time if you're of the womanly persuasion, intoxicated, and need to take a slash out in the wild. We've all done it. I assume...

Also once my ex went for a piss in the bushes literally just after she'd cheated on me at a festival and squatted in a patch of nettles. It was fucking hilarious.
 
I got one but a shared experience. Glastonbury 13(?) pyramid stage headline slot near the front girl in front crouched down goes to town on my trainers.

Was nicely messed up as were my shoes.

Worryingly it felt slightly erotic at the time
 
I have a record of urinating in unordinary places.
For example: moving motorbike (sideways), sky scraper rooftop (very windy conditions), on canoe that is in water (not much room for weight shifting manouvres), on a life saving boat on a cruise ship (so very windy).
As you can imagine, this hasn't all been done sprinkle free (nor sober).
I don't regret a droplet tho.
 
I ticked yes, however I'm not so sure after reading the OP.. Yes I've pissed on clothes, for a variety of reasons but are you asking like in the OP, that said 'pisser' is unaware of pissy clothes until the damp sensation at your fingertips whilst unbuttoning/zipping sends a signal to the cerebral "ahhh fucks sake" cortex..?

After some clarification, I may tell the story which involves lots of piss, a wedding, a farmer from Somerset, Ketamine and a Polaroid camera..

I was looking for the double Yes and shit yourself option too FUBAR :)
 
When I was a teenager one of my pals smarty ,used to have a party trick he called the fountain he'd wait till a crowd of us we standing around skinning up and sneak up on us.
He had/has the ability to piss a fucking great jet into the air and wet everyone standing around.
He's other party trick was to pull out a King skin ask you to hold your hand out for him to skin up and put his cock in your hand instead.
 
strungout2010 said:
When I was a teenager one of my pals smarty ,used to have a party trick he called the fountain he'd wait till a crowd of us we standing around skinning up and sneak up on us.
He had/has the ability to piss a fucking great jet into the air and wet everyone standing around.
He's other party trick was to pull out a King skin ask you to hold your hand out for him to skin up and put his cock in your hand instead.
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That's uncanny, I used to get called Smarty, and had a mate called Binky who could perform the piss fountain trick you described.
 
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