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Gibberings CCV - I've got kids. I take drugs. I'm proud. Fuck off.

Sadie said:
I'm a little scared now! Someone hold me!
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You must have missed the conversation about Russian sex toys where Sprout came up with the idea of a set of dildos that fit inside of each other getting smaller and smaller...the Russian Dildoll. And yes the sight of FUBAR wearing a cape running down the street weilding one is quite scary. Hopefully that particular nightmare has run its course. I am almost too frightened to go back to sleep in case it hasn't...
 
consumer said:
You must have missed the conversation about Russian sex toys where Sprout came up with the idea of a set of dildos that fit inside of each other getting smaller and smaller...the Russian Dildoll. And yes the sight of FUBAR wearing a cape running down the street weilding one is quite scary. Hopefully that particular nightmare has run its course. I am almost too frightened to go back to sleep in case it hasn't...
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Nightmares don't only happen when you're asleep... Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa (etc.)
Just think of me as the caped cock crusader who will steal your dreams and jizz frothy cum coffee in your mouth whilst vigorously rogering your poopy hole with varying sizes of Russian dilldolls... Be afraid ;)

Edit: be VERY afraid....
 
Oh, I was quite aware of the Dilldolls!

Shudders! Now I've got FUBAR running down the street in only a cape! WITH JIZZ COFFEE! Where is Sham when I need him!

Oh fuck it, ANYONE hold me!
 
Sadie said:
Oh, I was quite aware of the Dilldolls!

Shudders! Now I've got FUBAR running down the street in only a cape! WITH JIZZ COFFEE! Where is Sham when I need him!

Oh fuck it, ANYONE hold me!
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I will hold you my dear... Cum to daddy...
 
What the hell is the point of Internet banking anyway? I visit a bank mostly to draw money out, sometimes to pay money in and very occasionally to talk to a member of staff. You can't print your own pound notes (and if you used an inkjet printer, you would need about £10 worth of ink to print a fiver).

If I want to know how much money I have in my account, I just find the nearest telephone and look between the * and # keys .....
 
BecomingJulie said:
What the hell is the point of Internet banking anyway? I visit a bank mostly to draw money out, sometimes to pay money in and very occasionally to talk to a member of staff. You can't print your own pound notes (and if you used an inkjet printer, you would need about £10 worth of ink to print a fiver).

If I want to know how much money I have in my account, I just find the nearest telephone and look between the * and # keys .....
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You spoilt rich fucker. I don't even have a key between * and #....

Sadie said:
Cum to daddy?
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Woah, that's even more twisted than the firestarter...
 
BecomingJulie said:
What the hell is the point of Internet banking anyway? I visit a bank mostly to draw money out, sometimes to pay money in and very occasionally to talk to a member of staff. You can't print your own pound notes (and if you used an inkjet printer, you would need about £10 worth of ink to print a fiver).

If I want to know how much money I have in my account, I just find the nearest telephone and look between the * and # keys .....
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I pretty much just use it to send money to friends and also extend my overdraft quickly when things have gone a bit wrong. Although last year I tried to sort my Halifax O/D and it started bitching that they don't have a valid address. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SENDING ME STATEMENTS YOU FUCKS

Anyway yes, glad today is done with, fucking long.
 
consumer said:
And way too sore to see a physio yet. I will have to wait till it settles down. I dont trust chiropractors...its quackery as far as i am concerned. I prefer my medicine to be evidence based science.
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Damn right you shouldn't trust chiropractors, I once ended up with whiplash after visiting one. She didn't warm my neck muscles up before cracking my neck and they're far too brutal when they crack things anyways.

Osteopaths is where it's at.
 
To check your account's ok each say n not overdrawn so you incur charges. Transnfer money between accounts to keep everything aflost, pay off credit card per minth. For bank tranfee etc. Don't mosr people check they're internet banking almost daily to ensure all is as it should be?

Evey
 
I check mine on payday then avoid it like the plague until all the bills have gone out. And then I avoid it again until payday. I do alright keeping track in my head tbh, there's usually one or two direct debits I forget about in the sense of 'oh I thought I should have had an extra twenty quid' but never had any problems save for when one of us wasn't working.
 
BecomingJulie said:
What the hell is the point of Internet banking anyway? I visit a bank mostly to draw money out, sometimes to pay money in and very occasionally to talk to a member of staff. You can't print your own pound notes (and if you used an inkjet printer, you would need about £10 worth of ink to print a fiver).

If I want to know how much money I have in my account, I just find the nearest telephone and look between the * and # keys .....
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Who uses physical money other than to pay buskers?

Even the bus lets you pay using PayPass and your phone.
 
Awh isn't this such a lovely atmosphere? So lovely to have Bluelight isn't it? And a lovely drama-free, chilled out comvo. Ahhhh Bliss. Love you all <3;) =D

So lurvly having Bluelight access :) xxxx

Evey
 
One Thousand Words said:
Who uses physical money other than to pay buskers?

Even the bus lets you pay using PayPass and your phone.
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Dentists, probably due to their rip off prices, apparently can't do a lot of cash in hand jobs well down here they can't...;):p
 
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