Gibberings CCV - I've got kids. I take drugs. I'm proud. Fuck off.

[SquidInSunglasses]

Dildoll and Cunt-Puncher, the best superheroes?

 

[Eveleivibe]

Awww Thanks Chat

I had my first ever seizure and it happened to be at work. I don't remember much of it but I'm still in a fair amount of pain but hey ho... Such is life I guess. I'd love to know what caused it. From my blood work they think it's because I'm not eating enough. I was very deficient in vits and highly deficient in magnesium. Who knows. I'll see my GP tomorrow. xx

It probably is. What you told me you tend to eat is very similar to my Mam's eating habits. She doesn't eat much n is a Workaholic. She's got osteoporosis which I think is down to hwe poor nutrition but she wom't have it. She can go days without eating much at all n it wont bother her n now is in a lot of pain with bones tgat have crumbled in her baxk

Do you like smoothies? Just something I saw sprout post to someone n remonded how creat they can be. If you do why not make smoothie n drink little bit throughout the day? Sort of build yourself uo that way. You need to take care of you to
Be able to tale care of those who depend on you.

Sorry for lecrure I just been worried about you n want you to get well. Hope I've noy spoke out of turn as I have a habit of doing sometimes. Please say if I am doing

Evey

 

[Sadie]

I would don a mask for that! Now I need to come up with a superhero costume of the same ilk for halloween!

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

I would don a mask for that! Now I need to come up with a superhero costume of the same ilk for halloween!

I hope you remember to get pics for us when you pull that off.

 

[Sprout]

Lol. I almost spat out my beer laughing.

I try.

That just makes me want something actually called the Cunt Puncher 5000. Bonus points if it needs a compressor to run.

Even better it could be a range of assorted products: "Need your Cunt Punching but long for the simplicity of days gone by? Introducing the Steampunk Compressor and Coil Cunt Puncher Mark II!"

I call dibs on the phrase Dilldolls!

Too late, I'm applying for copyright.

If the whole Biochem thang doesn't work out I am 112% going into Marketing.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Even better it could be a range of assorted products: "Need your Cunt Punching but long for the simplicity of days gone by? Introducing the Steampunk Compressor and Coil Cunt Puncher Mark II!"

There's my fourth year project. A complete range of steampunk sex toys and accessories, all done up in shining brass. Monocle-popping satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

 

[Sprout]

There's my fourth year project. A complete range of steampunk sex toys and accessories, all done up in shining brass. Monocle-popping satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

Bitch don't even think about getting all Mech Eng on my business proposal!

Though I feel we'd make a damn good team - you handle the practicality and I'll handle the disclaimers to avoid lawsuits when the machines inevitably rise up and Punch way beyond the Cunt boundary.
Dragon's Den, here we come (and you cum too)!

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Bitch don't even think about getting all Mech Eng on my business proposal!

Though I feel we'd make a damn good team - you handle the practicality and I'll handle the disclaimers to avoid lawsuits when the machines inevitably rise up and Punch way beyond the Cunt boundary.
Dragon's Den, here we come (and you cum too)!

Sounds like a perfect business plan to me. When do we start?

 

[Eveleivibe]

Rigjt off to volunteering ni have to go later as can't bloody stand this selfish bitch that started. Puts a man before her fkn kids kids, moves him in fot 16 weeka he made her n kids stay upstairs. She's finally sent him pavking only cause social involved. Good. She sites there all woa is me I can!t stand her after thar n putting herself first with men. Shr met a new man n went out Christmas. That's JUST WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS. Kids need their mam Christmas I really cannot stay there n feel sorry for her when 2 kids, not 3, sorry at home. She ought to give them stabiliy not her latest shag then tears. I'm sorry but if she came to me with REAL problemd I'd give a damn but DONT PUT NON FUKKIM BEFORE YE KIDS N EXPECT SYMPATHY. Children need to be kept safe from all that bollox.

Right I myst stop as I'm windong myself up now I don't have to ever see her no more n her silly whiny voice bevause mu goodbess it's coming (think I dont right in changing times until she gets bored n pisses p off).

Evey

 

[BecomingJulie]

That just makes me want something actually called the Cunt Puncher 5000. Bonus points if it needs a compressor to run.

When we start colonising another planet, there definitely need to be compressed air mains as well as gas, electricity, water, sewage and telecommunications. It's a great way to get KE from a remote engine to the point of use.

Or if we want to be all steampunk, then maybe rows of two-up, two-down terraces with lineshafting through the back rooms .....

 

[Sprout]

Sounds like a perfect business plan to me. When do we start?

As soon as we build a prototype and source some product testers... anyone?!

When we start colonising another planet, there definitely need to be compressed air mains as well as gas, electricity, water, sewage and telecommunications. It's a great way to get KE from a remote engine to the point of use.

Or if we want to be all steampunk, then maybe rows of two-up, two-down terraces with lineshafting through the back rooms .....

Damn it Julie, we're talking dickage here!
Get your mind in the gutter!

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

When we start colonising another planet, there definitely need to be compressed air mains as well as gas, electricity, water, sewage and telecommunications. It's a great way to get KE from a remote engine to the point of use.

Or if we want to be all steampunk, then maybe rows of two-up, two-down terraces with lineshafting through the back rooms .....

I fear an electrician will show up and ruin all the fun before too long. It's a shame really, combining 19th century style power transmission with strategic computerisation would be awesome too see and probably great fun to work on right up till you're chiselling melted babbitt metal off some poor slagged arduino because someone didn't keep up on the oiling.

 

[Sprout]

chiselling melted babbitt metal off some poor slagged arduino because someone didn't keep up on the oiling.

I don't know in the slightest what that means but I do know reading it got me oddly aroused...

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

As soon as we build a prototype and source some product testers... anyone?!


Damn it Julie, we're talking dickage here!
Get your mind in the gutter!

Hey, this all just leads into chatting about shafts, vibrating and lubrication ; )

 

[consumer]

I don't know in the slightest what that means but I do know reading it got me oddly aroused...

It had me wondering what the fuck it meant too.

Anyway time for me to get some shut eye. It has certainly been amusing here tonight. Have fun plotting world domination with dildolls and steam powered cunt punchers. You cant go wrong i dont think.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

I wish I could just take a camp stove to uni and have a brew and a smoke in the back of the lecture theatre. I have a feeling someone would complain though, the spoilsports.

 

[BecomingJulie]

I have actually been known to take a camping stove, pan set, bottle of water, teabags and powdered milk with me when visiting new places. Sometimes even food too.

If you've ever seen some crazy tart cooking something on a traffic roundabout, or up an alleyway ..... That might have been me .....

 

[Mr.Hankey]

Was it you who visited some oz forest areas recently?
I bet you cooked your steak well done.

 

[Sprout]

I have actually been known to take a camping stove, pan set, bottle of water, teabags and powdered milk with me when visiting new places. Sometimes even food too.

If you've ever seen some crazy tart cooking something on a traffic roundabout, or up an alleyway ..... That might have been me .....

On a less humourous note: it isn't bad practice to have a camping stove, appropriate fuel, tinned food and a sleeping bag stashed away somewhere if you have an active addiction. It's no secret that losing one's accommodation is a terrifying possibility once those claws get hold so having an "emergency kit" you can grab quickly means you at least have food and a sleeping place, if fuck all else, until things get moving again.

I think the best lecture display I've ever seen was a guy on the next row spread over the desk in a hungover daze at 8am pull out a water bottle clearly filled with vodka and a Breville contraption with which he proceeded to make pancakes....

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

I have actually been known to take a camping stove, pan set, bottle of water, teabags and powdered milk with me when visiting new places. Sometimes even food too.

If you've ever seen some crazy tart cooking something on a traffic roundabout, or up an alleyway ..... That might have been me .....

The general idea is sound, certainly, it's just the practicalities of the kettle starting to whistle in the middle of the lecture theatre, and everyone's head rotating to gaze into the dense cloud of smoke emanating forth from your seat. Almost as bad as your phone going off.