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Gibberings Episode CCIV - A New Hope

Fuck, I think my BBQ has got out of hand :\

Please tell me that your local newspaper is running a short story competition, and that is the opening line they give you .....

I had to piss on my grannies muff because her knickers caught on fire. Even the cat ran away! Poor skittles will never be the same again! I need forgiveness.
 
Awh I wish SHM would pop in. I fkn miss that bloke. he's intelligent, no bullshit with a great sense of humour n is always quick to defend those unfaily treated. EADD needs SHM, it just isn't the ame without him. He generated discussion here with good humour added. I knoe he said a fair few times that he was leaving but I rely wished he was bluffing. A true EADD legend is our SHM; a true one of a kind.

Evey
 
My sister pissed on my leg , when I got stung by a jelly fish in oz , I really thought I being mugged off by her and her mates, until the pharmacist confirmed it was a option.

They was all sun kissed beach babes and I was a battle ship grey 9 & 1/2 stone junkey. ( piss on the cunt , put him out his misery )
 
hey every one! sorry to just drop in but i just wanted to wish everyone a Happy New Year and send y all some good vibes
 
Happy NYE to everyone.. has been an interesting year. fuck the bad times, remember the good
 
Whatnye apologising for? Welcome back - you've been missed. You're stsying for awhile aint you? Catch up with us all? What's been happening with ypu? I hope you've been good. Enjoyef the festive period?

I've really heard it all now apologizing fot droping in n wishing us all happy new yesr ye tit :D We love n have missed you. It's an honour for you to post tonight n it's truly made my evening. Thank you n have a happy 2016 back atcha!

Right off to read the heethen :D She's been a right lil' madam today but hayho that's kids for yah they can't be angels all the time show me a child who's never naughty n I'll eat my hat :) anyway tp
Be fair my lil' horror has been well behaved as late :p

Kingme <3 please dom't go anywhere I'll be back in 30 mins :p Boy have you mised out on the shannanigans that is Bluelight :)

Happy NYE to everyone.. has been an interesting year. fuck the bad times, remember the good

Dan <3
Right attitude that is. How about you n I draw a line under all the petulant stuff n try to get along. I always found you to be an interestimg poster, good choices of music, good with gatair n homest im people know wherr they stanf witj you whether thru lie it or me (me being ome :D)

Evey
 
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shanah tovah

To my enemies may the crabs from a gazillion aids infested prostitutes seek refuge in your genital area.
 
Told a few stories of my travels, shared quite a bit about my trip to Sri Lanka after that I've only been to Malaysia and now back in the Middle East. I hope to be in Samui for February and I'm going to see if I can stay for a Month so may hire a house instead of a Hotel so I can do some cooking etc.

I can't recall you saying that you have been on holiday for a few years - do you not travel?
Bear
Fuck cooking in Thailand. Too much good food too cheap.
 
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