F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
The last works do I went to I spent the whole of the area manager's speech shouting 'wanker!' I actually thought I was saying it quietly, but apparently not... 

That is precisely why I never go to them any more...
I only went to the last one cos my Mrs WAS the HR department at the time
What the fuck is the point in work christmas parties? You go and get absolutely shitfaced on free booze then spend until january worrying about whether you have gone a bit too nuts and are going to have a meeting without biscuits with the HR department. EVERY. YEAR.
If you choose your method of date rape wisely you could end up boning the bird you have been having secret wanks about in the work toilet.
SOBER?????? On BL on a Sunday morning bloody ell man yr going auuuuuuuuuuld lol
JK how my lil' Donee doing? Yrone of the good ones mate.![]()
Evey
Look at all the mad shit people do - always hammered - fella in Lavery's shouting about how this was his first pint in 9 years. Someone bit, why? Becaused last time he was blocked he dropped a old school tv on his mates head. Entire bar takes a step to the left...
now if he had one of these - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1MgIWLG1U&ab_channel=FlatpanelsHD
They would be laughing about it
What the fuck is the point in work christmas parties? You go and get absolutely shitfaced on free booze then spend until january worrying about whether you have gone a bit too nuts and are going to have a meeting without biscuits with the HR department. EVERY. YEAR.
A colleague of mine disgraced himself at our works Christmas party this year, shortly after I left; and ended up resigning rather than coming back to work with the people he made a boypart of himself in front of.I lost 3 jobs at Christmas parties, shit jobs, shit happens
I received a birthday present from my daughter yesterday - a posh weed grinder! I was absolutely mortified - imagine buying drug taking paraphernalia for your father, without giving him any drugs to put in it...![]()
She might get you some nice weed for Xmas!