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Those school days name a time you were a heethen

F.U.B.A.R. said:
I was a reet little goody two shoes swot. I was reading encyclopaedias when other kids my age were struggling with Janet and John. I used to look up at the stars and ponder infinity. I often called my friends stupid for believing in something so primitive and illogical as God. I was always top of the class, got 'A' grades in everything without even trying, never got in trouble, was made a prefect and passed 10 'O' levels.

Then I went to college, discovered hash, mushrooms, Hawkwind, and hippie ideals, and have been regressing ever since. I'm like the lawnmower man in reverse. I often think I made a subconscious decision to dumb down by killing as many brain cells as possible because I realised what an insufferable, pompous little shit I had hitherto been.

I now have the IQ of a one year old and should be at the foetus stage before long due to 3fpm which has greatly accelerated my regression.
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Almost exactly this only I was a complete and utter shit rather than prefect-material (aren't prefects a public school thing?). The first teacher I ever had at primary school apparently still blamed me for her nervous breakdown at least a decade later when she last crossed the road to avoid me. I was often told that I was a "gifted child" - this is surely enough to turn any child into a complete arsehole so I made sure to use my gifts for evil. Well, for reeeeeeally annoying teachers anyway.

Also, what has lack of Christian faith got to do with school days? I suppose I would be a "heathen" then and now but not sure of the wider connection?
 
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Primary school ruined me, as it was a two teacher school and the teachers were my parents. They held me back a year as I Would have been under 12 beginning secondary school. Problem was that I was around two years ahead of the curriculum and once away from overly strict parental oversight I reverted to being lazy and bored by my surrounds.

I got A's in what I liked, and D's in what I didn't. Used mitch off school regularly with mates to spend the day at the beach across the road, had a few epic schoolyard fights with 500+ people watching with guys I became friends with afterward, got suspended for breaking 45 chairs in a game of "chair volleyball", got suspended for breaking windows during a wet toilet paper war. Got barred from the school bus over vandalism with three years left of school. This caused a problem as I lived fifteen miles away and my parents couldn't find out. Had some serious ninja moves to hide between the bus arriving and my folks driving away from the bus stop and then hitch a lift to school. For the last year I had a fifty pound banger car I hid in a field to get me there. Got put on the chain gang for smoking and stuff. Had a pretty young girlfriend I came VERY close to marrying stupidly young; my lifelong ambition to travel got me over that.

I quite liked my schooldays. Life was easy back then.
 
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