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Gibberings episode 0x000000c7(?) -- Party like it's 199!

the trees around here are mostly douglas fir / stika / norway spruce, in huge plantations (pretty creepy inside those under the trees), but there is loads of larch around on the lower ground.

there was a disease affect birch a couple of years ago that killed a few aswell, they died from the crown downwards which was odd.

i wouldn't mind working in a nursery, maybe something more plant / shrub orientated though I don't think I'd have the patience for trees.
 
Ceres said:
the trees around here are mostly douglas fir / stika / norway spruce, in huge plantations (pretty creepy inside those under the trees), but there is loads of larch around on the lower ground.

there was a disease affect birch a couple of years ago that killed a few aswell, they died from the crown downwards which was odd.

i wouldn't mind working in a nursery, maybe something more plant / shrub orientated though I don't think I'd have the patience for trees.
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Most leave the nursery around 3 years old (2+1 - ie grown for 2 years in one container, 1 year in another). But sometimes longer/shorter depending on species, customer etc.

Yeah not a fan of such plantations, how ever essential they may be in monetary terms. Especially seen as Dougie fir + Sitka aren't native (Norway's sort of bastardized), it's not great aesthetically, not grand for the soil and they're just so lifeless. We get a lot of such plantations in Scotland, being down in south of England just now though I really enjoying the diversity and vibrancy or the broadleaf woodlands. Do miss a Caledonian pinewood though. You in Scotland yourself?
 
Larch said:
I'm sorry to hear that
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Thank you - hope you're doing OK.
I suppose drinking and smoking heavily for nigh on three decades, has to take a toll.
Find it harrowing, and somewhat intriguing, how neglect and abstinence of love during the early years, when it's so vital, can shape the mind.
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You're not alone there <3

Take care.
 
Ceres said:
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I used to like you. Knew I should't have clicked the NSFW DAMN YOU BOY!

snolly said:
Thought I'd share the pain <3 I can't stand em either, was a genuine concern once I'd moved out on my own, like 'who's gonna deal with the spiders?'. I know it's daft but I just get that physical reaction that you described when they're about, and I can't stop it. Got better like, I can deal with mediumish sized one now but anything bigger and that's it. Fine with our tarantula but he's useless tbh, ran away from his own food the other night. Twice.
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But I love you snollz, WHY!!!! It's okay, we can push each other in the line of fire as we run away. Think I'd still love you. Or grow some balls and throw the damn spider at you for making me deal with that shit!
 
Ceres said:
It's ok, karma got me back by sending a huge house spider to jump out from sofa last night!
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I laughed then got the boak, that's karma!

Still, worth the heaving to know that icky thing snuck up on you as you sat laughing at my phobia. ;) <3
 
After a few kiss and cuddle dates I’m staying ‘overnight’ tonight so it might be penetration time.
Got a boozy lunch lined up first and know there’s gonna be a few bottles of vino knocked back.
Only thing that keeps it interesting is some stims but then you’ve got the whole stim dick issue later.

Got some Viagra kicking about but not sure if this shit is enough to get me to Boner Town especially with all the booze chucked in.
To be honest I’d much prefer to get a good buzz on...give her some of my pishy patter than get my dick wet.
Then I’ll probably get wrecked…gub two Viagra…get some sort of vague fucking semi on and have a busting headache for two days.

Or I could let a ripper of a fart go when we jump into bed and put her right off the idea of sex.
This dating business is hard fucking work 8(
 
You've never heard boak? It's like an Onomatopoeia. It kinda sounds like the noise you make as you throw up. BOOOOAAAAAKKKKK

Also, it's a common word for that term up here.
 
Haha. Viag should do the job, takes me down to boner town regardless of what im on
 
Humper said:
After a few kiss and cuddle dates I’m staying ‘overnight’ tonight so it might be penetration time.
Got a boozy lunch lined up first and know there’s gonna be a few bottles of vino knocked back.
Only thing that keeps it interesting is some stims but then you’ve got the whole stim dick issue later.

Got some Viagra kicking about but not sure if this shit is enough to get me to Boner Town especially with all the booze chucked in.
To be honest I’d much prefer to get a good buzz on...give her some of my pishy patter than get my dick wet.
Then I’ll probably get wrecked…gub two Viagra…get some sort of vague fucking semi on and have a busting headache for two days.

Or I could let a ripper of a fart go when we jump into bed and put her right off the idea of sex.
This dating business is hard fucking work 8(
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You know how to please a lady. :\

Can I just say, she's probs as nervous as you. Have some vino together. Avoid stim dick. Just in case you're in with a chance and just relax. Nae drugs, unless she's into that then by all means boy, get that shit down you and do it together.

Don't get wrecked before you have the chance to wreck her. Nae good man.
 
Sadie said:
You've never heard boak? It's like an Onomatopoeia. It kinda sounds like the noise you make as you throw up. BOOOOAAAAAKKKKK

Also, it's a common word for that term up here.
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I just poked yee, and now yer givin' me the boak
 
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Naw, more like you're making me sick. Though, going full deep throat can give a girl the boak, relax and enjoy the evenings meal...... Take of that what you will. xx


I've missed you DanDanxx =D

Also, If you'd poked me, You'd deffo not be getting the boak!
 
Sadie said:
I used to like you. Knew I should't have clicked the NSFW DAMN YOU BOY!



But I love you snollz, WHY!!!! It's okay, we can push each other in the line of fire as we run away. Think I'd still love you. Or grow some balls and throw the damn spider at you for making me deal with that shit!
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It is how I show affection :D I'd be proud if you managed to throw one at me though, and I could probably do with the exercise, never run as fast as when me mate's little brother chased me with one.
 
The fart plan may well have given the lucky lady the "dry boak". ;)

Which means to make a retching sound, but without any actual vomit appearing. Dan.
 
You never can tell with those stim farts Felix what the end product is gonna be.

Dry Boak probably is about as good as you ask for with the fart plan.
 
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