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Gibberings episode 0x000000c6(?) -- No in outs or butts about it. Anal fissure!

F.U.B.A.R. said:
Well I've just had my fireworks well and truly pissed on!

Me and the Mrs were just getting down to some seriously
depraved 3fpm fuelled frantic fucking, when I went and broke my banjo string :! That brought proceedings to a hasty and premature end I can tell you. Fuckin. Blood everywhere. I'm currently lying on the bed with a bloody tissue wrapped round me knob (there's an image you ladies would be advised not to visualise), waiting for the bleeding to stop so I can inspect the damage. Regardless of how bad it is, it still means no shenanigans for a few weeks, which is bloody typical of my luck because the kids are away next weekend for the first time ever, so we were planning a fantastically filthy fuckfest :(

Has this ever happened to any of you fellers out there?
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Dude, your week beats my year=D Where there's a will, there's a way http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-X-TATTOO-NUMB-Ointment-Topical-Anaesthetic-Cream-Red-10g-/281646821587?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item41937570d3
 
snolly said:
Pretty sure my happiness at work is based entirely on when I have my first cup of tea and whether I have to make it myself or not
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Have you started checking the lift every morning for a free cup of (stolen) ghost tea?

F.U.B.A.R. said:
Me and the Mrs were just getting down to some seriously
depraved 3fpm fuelled frantic fucking, when I went and broke my banjo string :!
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Every male who read that immediately clenched their legs together and grabbed their willy soothingly. ;) (or maybe just me)

That's never happened to me yet, but I've come close a couple of times. By the way: HAHA!!! :p :D

F.U.B.A.R. said:
Cheeky bloody bugger! It wasn't a dry run i'll have you know, she was fuckin drippin mate!
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=D

Get well soon, wee FUBAR's boaby.
 
felix said:
Have you started checking the lift every morning for a free cup of (stolen) ghost tea?
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Yes! But no joy :( I might start putting a Thermos in there before I leave so I can pretend to be surprised the next day
 
Or leave tea making facilities as a gentle hint to the tea ghost.

In other news, my mum & nephew are away home, so things are back to normal again. Just us and two huffy cats. :)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Well I've just had my fireworks well and truly pissed on!

Me and the Mrs were just getting down to some seriously
depraved 3fpm fuelled frantic fucking, when I went and broke my banjo string :! That brought proceedings to a hasty and premature end I can tell you. Fuckin. Blood everywhere. I'm currently lying on the bed with a bloody tissue wrapped round me knob (there's an image you ladies would be advised not to visualise), waiting for the bleeding to stop so I can inspect the damage. Regardless of how bad it is, it still means no shenanigans for a few weeks, which is bloody typical of my luck because the kids are away next weekend for the first time ever, so we were planning a fantastically filthy fuckfest :(

Has this ever happened to any of you fellers out there?
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Ouch!

I've done that a few times, never fully. Just a bit at a time, which would heal over and one day it went altogether. Resorted to rogering my missus at the time with frozen snickers bars to keep her happy for a few weeks.

Then later she would make tea, roll a spliff and we'd share the snickers.

Young, innocent, times:D
 
felix said:
Or leave tea making facilities as a gentle hint to the tea ghost.

In other news, my mum & nephew are away home, so things are back to normal again. Just us and two huffy cats. :)
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Plan! Will whack a kettle in there tomorrow.

An hour left til I can fuck off, man it don't half drag though
 
jude101 said:
Ouch!

I've done that a few times, never fully. Just a bit at a time, which would heal over and one day it went altogether. Resorted to rogering my missus at the time with frozen snickers bars to keep her happy for a few weeks.

Then later she would make tea, roll a spliff and we'd share the snickers.

Young, innocent, times:D
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You're a more rugged, functional, handsome Doug Stanhope routine, Jude :D

Release a biography, Hoss :)
 
MistyPants said:
You've been on a few religious forums and been banned or ostracised, look how tolerant we are, us sinners :D
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The latest one was www.thegodlight.co.uk - you know, they perma-banned me for calling someone "Sunshine". Really, that was it. Apparantly I wasn't in a "spiritual frame of mind", I mean WTF? this was never specified this in the guidelines.

The other one was Christian-chat.. they had live webcam and I couldn't resist the tempting thrill of getting nekkid. I was very drunk... feel quite bad about that also as lots of nice Christians were there. let's not mention that one again.


But yeah ur right, nakedness and calling each other sunshine is welcomed over here. totally different ethos.


MistyPants said:
You like to dish it out and you don't like it when it's served back to you in a religious context. I'm sorry, don't dish it out
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Reason I'm getting irked off over this, is I've been infracted twice for "discrimination" - once was an unknowing mistake, the other was extremely mild jest... yet 2/3 mods pretty much stated they refuse to take any action if discrimination towards religion occurs. It's like being in a boxing fight with your hands tied behind their back, they are free to lay in to me, yet I'm not allowed to hit back.


there's a few more posts I'd like to respond too, but really not in the mood right now. I've just driven to Coventry to buy a car (and if anyone knows where I live, that's a long drive) only for the guy to text me saying the car was sold earlier. That's my sunny sunday ruined, sat in a car without air conditioning for about 7 hours. gonna now end this horrible day with a bottle of hardys nottage hill mmmm...
 
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Wow Raasy that's a good few hours drive. You must be tired out maybe get some rest? Sorry the car was sold, that's gutting.

Edit. Sorry I'm not meant to reply straight away I'm meant to let others reply first. Sorry about that I forgot.

Evey
 
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A 19-year-old man suspected of stealing a massive collection of women's panties and raping people’s chickens for a year has been arrested, police said yesterday.

The panties stealer-slash-chicken rapist, only identified as "Nathee," was taken into custody recently after one woman filed a report that someone broke into her house in Udon Thani’s Chiang Pin district and stole 10 sets of underwear and her mobile phone last month.

Police tracked down Nathee and found two sacks loaded with women's underwear at his home.

After he was arrested, almost 100 women in the district came forward to admit their delicates had also been stolen.

Police say that Nathee told them he’s been stealing women’s underwear for more than a year by creeping up on their clothing racks at night.

Elaborating further on the depths of his compulsion, he reportedly told them how far he was willing to go.

Nathee said if the underwear was still in the washing machine, he would just turn the thing off and fish around for them soggy undies.

If the homeowner was away, Nathee would also steal their valuables and trade them to finance his porn and glue collection.

If they had any chickens, Nathee would rape them.

Huff the glue, get a good buzz going, fish out some panties, turn on the porn and then go steal more of it all. Sounds like quite a life for all but the chicken-fucking.

Nathee will be prosecuted for theft, Sanook reported.

Photo: Sanook
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http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/07/16/man-steals-all-womens-panties-and-rapes-their-chickens
 
Raasyvibe said:
they had live webcam and I couldn't resist the tempting thrill of getting nekkid. I was very drunk...

gonna now end this horrible day with a bottle of hardys nottage hill mmmm...
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can't wait to see what hilarious drunken shenanigans you post this time around. Maybe you should lay off the booze.
 
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