StoneHappyMonday
Bluelighter
- Joined
- May 10, 2001
- Messages
- 18,084
It's not small, either!' And then he sort of went on to a different subject.
I piss myself at a lot of what you write.
You're strange. Strange is good. Mwah.

It's not small, either!' And then he sort of went on to a different subject.
Mate came round earlier: 'I got given two dildos today, you can stick one of them to walls and stuff. It's not small, either!' And then he sort of went on to a different subject. He left an hour ago and I've just realised I'm non the wiser as to why he was given them and am wondering if it'd be weird to ask.
Wall mounted dildos would be handy for climbing up walls or something.
Snolly's not strange. She's just... different. In a strange way. :D
Wall mounted dildos would be handy for climbing up walls or something.
EDIT: FUBAR. :D I was actually gonna say "for climbing up to the loft", haha.![]()
Now I have a mental image of you climbing a wall of dildos using your orifices![]()
Now I have a mental image of you climbing a wall of dildos using your orifices![]()
Mornin!
Feeling shockingly good considering I didn't get to sleep while three. Currently in the midst of being convinced a twelve hour shift where I can/have to do literally nothing except stare at a door 'might not be that bad'. Not buying it tbh but hey it's only for a day