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Blank said:
that's absolutely disgraceful towards mary. that's possibly the worst tobacco to inhale
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I've done it enough times to confidently agree with you, my good man.




fuck I hate cleaning bongs

Probably the worst part of smoking.

I always get resin on my hands that I miss when I do the final rinse at the end, and then I go and grab some tree and next thing I know I've got a resiny, shake-coated mess on my fingertips. sucks so much. :!
 
RIP playboy bong.

i miss mine so much. the worst part is when someone else breaks it.

resin is definitely the worst past of smoking weed. the smell of that shit is absolutely funky. like in a very bad way. i used to think it was the smell of the person's saliva on the rim.
 
Blank said:
RIP playboy bong.

i miss mine so much. the worst part is when someone else breaks it.
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maaaannnnn WHAT

Last glass bowl/spoon I had went out like that (like 2006-2008, I hate dry glass). My buddy was coming up on an E pill and I handed him a lit bowl. We were just standing on his street... townhouse parking lot basically. A car went by and he thought it was police, lol. I handed him the bowl, looked over at the car and just heard the *tink* *tink* *crash* of him dropping the bowl. I looked back and he was ducking behind a parked car telling me to get the fuck down, lol.

I was pissed and he didn't even feel bad about it. I ended up getting him to give me two dubs of reggie to compensate, though, so it kind of worked out.
 
hahaha i hate when people break my pipes. my last mini bong clinked a beer bottle and a hole formed in it. i was still able to rip it with my finger over the choke + big ass hole. eventually i ate 30mg valium then the next thing i know the hole got massive. i just threw it away like fuck it. quit valium right there & then. also broke my glass whip for my solo that same day.

once i was drunk hitting my friend's brand new sweet bong she just brought in. i coughed into the chamber and the bowl shot out *tink* *tink* *tink* *smash*.

man was i praying. be all drunk & shit i blamed gravity and apparently didn't tell the girl sorry. fucking vodka. quit vodka right there & then.
 
Blank said:
hahaha i hate when people break my pipes. my last mini bong clinked a beer bottle and a hole formed in it. i was still able to rip it with my finger over the choke + big ass hole. eventually i ate 30mg valium then the next thing i know the hole got massive. i just threw it away like fuck it. quit valium right there & then. also broke my glass whip for my solo that same day.

once i was drunk hitting my friend's brand new sweet bong she just brought in. i coughed into the chamber and the bowl shot out *tink* *tink* *tink* *smash*.

man was i praying. be all drunk & shit i blamed gravity and apparently didn't tell the girl sorry. fucking vodka. quit vodka right there & then.
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That's not fair to the vodka. It was just doing it's job. :(

But yeaaaah, sliders are a bitch once you get a little too fucked up. My favorite piece is a little bubbler with a fixed bowl, that I can still separate from the bong to empty and re-pack. That shit is fucking convenient.
 
Bubblers are really nice.

This style bowl piece is the most difficult for me to clean out of everything I use. It's a pain for real.

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Jibult said:
That's not fair to the vodka. It was just doing it's job. :(

But yeaaaah, sliders are a bitch once you get a little too fucked up. My favorite piece is a little bubbler with a fixed bowl, that I can still separate from the bong to empty and re-pack. That shit is fucking convenient.
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idk man. i'm so picky with my alcohol these days. it's either beer or white rum. i can't stomach that brown shit man. red rum, scotch.. all that does is give me bad shits and it generally makes me feel worse. although i can have warm hennessy in extreme moderation and thoroughly enjoy the buzz.

i like gin, white rum & beer.

vodka, however, i seem to cannot handle or tolerate. there's just something about it. granted i do tend to randomly overdo it with alcohol but it just so happens most of the time i pass out and shit it's the vodka.

maybe it's cuz i just get carried away drinking vodka. like i put on this russian accent and just sip the shit straight (once it's premium GG, Belv etc..).
my mom always told me it was the silent killer. i think it just has something to do with how easy it is to drink it. you just don't realize it.

beers are honestly my favourite. it's a steady pace and easier to gauge how many i've had and down bottles of water in between. does rape my stomach with the gas but it's nothing i can't burp out.
 
w01fg4ng said:
Bubblers are really nice.

This style bowl piece is the most difficult for me to clean out of everything I use. It's a pain for real.

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but they burn SO nicely though.



Blank said:
idk man. i'm so picky with my alcohol these days. it's either beer or white rum. i can't stomach that brown shit man. red rum, scotch.. all that does is give me bad shits and it generally makes me feel worse. although i can have warm hennessy in extreme moderation and thoroughly enjoy the buzz.

i like gin, white rum & beer.

vodka, however, i seem to cannot handle or tolerate. there's just something about it. granted i do tend to randomly overdo it with alcohol but it just so happens most of the time i pass out and shit it's the vodka.

maybe it's cuz i just get carried away drinking vodka. like i put on this russian accent and just sip the shit straight (once it's premium GG, Belv etc..).
my mom always told me it was the silent killer. i think it just has something to do with how easy it is to drink it. you just don't realize it.

beers are honestly my favourite. it's a steady pace and easier to gauge how many i've had and down bottles of water in between. does rape my stomach with the gas but it's nothing i can't burp out.
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Beer's where it's at. I'll take a beers over shots every day of the week.
 
I smoked a joint with a friend.We got high. We went to the park and looked at animals. It was great :D
 
ughhhh

so I picked up a quarter of some really fruity smelling shit this morning. Picked up some groceries on the way home. Got home, brought the groceries in, forgot about the tree and took a 5 hour nap.

I just woke up and dashed out to get the weed after having a sweet dream about fighting/getting attacked by a pack of stray dogs in my neighborhood. It was so fucking hot in the car that I'm worried I may've accidentally vaped my tree inside the bag, just by leaving it in there. Thankfully it was only in the lower 80's today but still, I'm kind of irritated now.
 
don't worry jib. this weekend's dark for me. i ain't got much to spend. switching it out for beer and reg.

i feel like this is a regular occurrence...

maybe i should get my act together...

im such a stonehead
 
agggghhhh i'm worried.

I kind of sort of but not really got fucked with this pick-up.


I'm terrible at eyeballing weight, right? And my usual guy wasn't picking the phone up early this morning, which is understandable really. Not many drug dealers wake up before 8am, but whatever, I hit up a fallback connect who just moved back in the neighborhood. Price was higher than I'd prefer, but whatever, dude's a friend and product typically reliable.

I met up with him and he told me his scale's acting funny, and he's not sure if it's an accurate 7g but it should only be off 1g give or take, and to weigh it when I got home and let him know what my scale said compared to his.

I got it home and forgot about it, left it in the car most of the day like I said earlier. Weighed that shit and.... 4.2g, but it looks like 6g AT LEAST. Like, I can't be mad at him for eyeballing it wrong when I did the same damn thing but FUCK. I spent way too much bread to be fucked like that. He said he'll make it right but I'm still anxious/nervous about this shit-- such an awkward position that I hate to be put into as a black market consumer, you know?


I also still hope that I didn't turn my tree into AVB without even inhaling the V, but it is what it is at this point.





And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't get drunk at the bar right after work but right before you go pick up drugs and groceries.



Blank said:
maybe i should get my act together...
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Don't be so hard on yourself. Life's a bitch. We get through it however we need to.
 
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Vaped bud is no bueno! Five hours on a sunny day in the car can be devastating. The 90's was a wasteland of melted VHS and cassettes left in peoples car if I remember correctly.

Maybe your dealer will end up hooking you up for fucking up anyway, Jib. New dealers with new customers usually are not "hooked" up bags, so you probably can get more out of him.


Leftover pot, in my current stash, I will be smoking this weekend: Glass Slipper, Sweet Tooth, Golden Goat and Flo.
 
w01fg4ng said:
Vaped bud is no bueno! Five hours on a sunny day in the car can be devastating. The 90's was a wasteland of melted VHS and cassettes left in peoples car if I remember correctly.

Maybe your dealer will end up hooking you up for fucking up anyway, Jib. New dealers with new customers usually are not "hooked" up bags, so you probably can get more out of him.


Leftover pot, in my current stash, I will be smoking this weekend: Glass Slipper, Sweet Tooth, Golden Goat and Flo.
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I never, ever, ever thought about that happening before today. It's like I woke up in immediate panic mode like "oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck"

idk, something about my dream must've made me think of it. pretty cool.... but I'm not touching that bag until I meet up with my dude again. Just in case we need to re-weigh or whatever.... I should've just held out for the regular guy. 8)


But seriously, though, this shit smells fruity as fuck. I think I'll like it, I just... wish I had more of it. :\

meh, it'll come.


The bright side is that I don't wait until I run out of weed before I buy more, so I've got more than enough to last me another pay period.... but that means no more joints and I'm really starting to fucking love these RAW papers.
 
Yeah RAW papers are ok.

Five joints left. Must last me till monday night. Hm. Does not compute bzzzz.
 
Jibult said:
I never, ever, ever thought about that happening before today. It's like I woke up in immediate panic mode like "oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck"

idk, something about my dream must've made me think of it. pretty cool.... but I'm not touching that bag until I meet up with my dude again. Just in case we need to re-weigh or whatever.... I should've just held out for the regular guy. 8)


But seriously, though, this shit smells fruity as fuck. I think I'll like it, I just... wish I had more of it. :\

meh, it'll come.


The bright side is that I don't wait until I run out of weed before I buy more, so I've got more than enough to last me another pay period.... but that means no more joints and I'm really starting to fucking love these RAW papers.
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I wouldn't stress too hard. I feel like if the guys was cool and honest enough to admit that his scaled was fucked up then it makes me think he just didnt have any other way to eyeball.. I've been shorted before and usually it's the opposite- the guy will try to make you think he hooked it up fat so you won't even measure yourself. I'd call the guy immediately and let him know what the deal is so there is no chance for him to try and blame it on you.

good luck tho man, hope it works out.
 
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