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Here is my drawings of Sammy_G and Evey


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A few years ago, working offshore on a smoke break, I spotted a young guy's tattoo on his wrist. I asked him for a closer look.

It said: XIXLXXXII

I asked him what it meant. He said it meant "1982" in Roman numerals - the year of his birth. Instead of politely saying "that's nice", I said "ummm... no it doesn't", and proceeded to scribble away with a pen and paper. Like the pedantic cunt that I am.

What it said was "19" in Roman numerals, next to "82" in Roman numerals.

1982 should look like MCMLXXXII.

When I eventually figured this out and showed him, I belatedly realised that I'd ruined his day and I felt like a total prick.

Nice one, Raas. :D
 
felix said:
A few years ago, working offshore on a smoke break, I spotted a young guy's tattoo on his wrist. I asked him for a closer look.

It said: XIXLXXXII

I asked him what it meant. He said it meant "1982" in Roman numerals - the year of his birth. Instead of politely saying "that's nice", I said "ummm... no it doesn't", and proceeded to scribble away with a pen and paper. Like the pedantic cunt that I am.

What it said was "19" in Roman numerals, next to "82" in Roman numerals.

1982 should look like MCMLXXXII.

When I eventually figured this out and showed him, I belatedly realised that I'd ruined his day and I felt like a total prick.

Nice one, Raas. :D
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Raasyvibe said:
lol
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felix said:
The moral of the story was that I felt like a prick, Raas.

Just making sure you got that part. ;)
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Little story for you too:

A friend of mine once went into a club and pulled a woman. Except, he later found out it was a man dressed as a woman. The experience was unfortunate and upsetting for him - yet subsequently highly amusing for his mates who ridiculed him about it ever since. (Just add: This is not true of all transsexuals at all and not to be mistaken as any misrepresentation of victimisation of people who've made that choice)


He got jokes and laughs played on him endlessly after this happened, to the point he was getting quite upset by it. It was discussed that perhaps it would be better to lay off and forget about it. Someone went upto him and consoled him by saying "Look, don't worry about it. It could happen to anyone". The kind person then retracted the comment and said "Only joking! You're never going to live this down! hahah" and the poor guy has been hounded about this ever since.

Very occasionally, sometimes in life there are instances when it is RIGHT to make fun of someones misfortune, even though it's upsetting for them. Because the amusement to others from hearing of the unfortunate tale starts to justify the need to make fun of it.

Thus, with Pagey. She is a lovely girl, genuinely nice person - very sensitive girl and I'd never wish to upset her. BUT if she does get a quote wrong on a permanent tattoo, the amusement-factor is so great, it is right to make some light jest towards it. No??? This is a serious question. We all ribbed Evey when she got her name spelt wrong on a tattoo. People who get names and numbers wrong on tattoo's deserve to accrue a bit of light jest towards it??

My opinion anyway. Im sure everyone will disagree. I'm going see ya!!

 
It's still not as good as the story I heard about a redneck American who asked for Leviticus 18:22 to be tattooed on his back. The tattoo artist, who happened to be gay, tattooed him with Leviticus 19:28 instead, claiming to have misheard the customer.

Deuteronomy 23:12-13 on every one of the millstones that mark the boundary of the Peak District National Park would not be entirely inappropriate, while we're quoting Bible verses.
 
Born with a moustache and a supernova, tossed off the cliffs of Dover
Washed up on a far away shore in the arms of the daughter of the Buffalo
Mamma said he was the chosen one. Reverend said he was the other one
All that pay no mind inside his Econoline

Swallower of Planets, the profits of doom
Quarterly projections, the profits of doom

A caliph, rabbi, and a bishop walk into a bar
One says to the other
"Hey now, brother, we haven't gotten very far"

Who's the writing? John the Revelator
He wrote the Book of the 7th Seal

Swallower of Planets, the profits of doom
Quarterly projections, the profits of doom

Genesis and Exodus, Leviticus and Numbers
Gideon is knocking in your hotel while you slumber

Swallower of Planets, the profits of doom

Never trust the white man driving the black van
He's just saving all his voodoo for you
Just for you

Never trust the white man driving the black van
He's just saving all his voodoo for you
Just for you
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Gosh you are a young un' Scotsman %)

I'd be scared you'd do my old man in if you took him up a hill lol :D
 
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