StoneHappyMonday
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SNP have got some learning to do. You don't fuck with Dennis Skinner. Have some respect.
Wednesday
On Wednesday we had a series of inductions on different matters such as security and parliamentary standards, which I will not go into details about. However, lunch time was quite insightful into the attitudes of some of the existing MPs and the catering staff who work there. After getting a row off of Rita at the checkout for getting chips on a piece for my lunch (as it wasn't nutritious enough and I, "need to look after" myself!), I went to sit down at a table to eat. Beside me was a table of kitchen staff who were sitting on a break, from where a woman signalled to me that I wasn't to sit beside them but to go up to the back of the room. Confused, I decided to follow her instructions as I am new and she knows what she's talking about. As I began to walk up to the back it became clear what she was talking about as I saw that there was a false partition with a sign saying "MPs only beyond this point". The minute I clicked to the division I did a U-turn and walked straight back beside the table of caterers. As I sat down I said to the woman, "If they want us to be snobby you'd think they would go all out snobby and get a different room instead of a half effort partition?!" to which the whole table responded with rapturous laughter. As we began to speak more they told us of how many MPs take their position so seriously that they refuse to sit anywhere unless it is exclusively for MPs or Lords. I expressed how ridiculous I found such a position as it actually reminded me of an episode of Friends where Joey can't sit with Ross when he begins working as a tour guide in the museum because, "blue coats don't sit with white coats". After good banter the woman said to me, "You're quite down to earth aren't you?" to which I responded, "'Normal' is the word I like to use" to which she smiled, winked and wished me a good day.
Thursday:
Once I arrived back on Thursday morning, and despite the fact all I wanted was my bed, I had to get an early train into Glasgow to carry out my voluntary work as I knew they were due to be understaffed. The full day was quite embarrassing as all the service users I have been working with for months were all ripping in about me for wearing a suit, "I saw you on the telly! Since when do you wear smart shirts?!" Although they were joking, they too could only remind me of the huge task we have in front if us as MPs. They are the real, first hand examples of just how much austerity damages people's lives - and now that people have entrusted us to make their voices heard, we must do just that.
After I had finished my shift I made my way home as I had to begin filling up the mountain of paperwork required to declare any financial interests I have. Although considering my last job was in a chip shop, I think I should be fine.
Friday:
I did paperwork and studied!
It's not "his" seat. What a bunch of immature and archaic bullshit.
Fair play to the SNP for illustrating how weird things are down there.
The SNP has launched an attack on Labour’s left wing squad in Westminster by seizing the front row seats usually occupied by the party’s awkward squad.
The rebels’ bench, down the gangway from the opposition dispatch box, is the prime spot for heckling the Prime Minister across the floor of the Commons.
It has been the preserve of Bolsover MP Dennis Skinner for over 40 years in opposition.
But ahead of the new parliament meeting for the first time today, the SNP have put their towels, or rather their MPs, on the green leather.
Three new SNP MPs were seated in the rebel benches hours ahead of the parliament meeting at 2.30pm.
The MPs were taking it in hour-long shifts to stop Skinner and left-wing Labour colleagues taking the spaces.
Partick Grady, Margaret Ferrier and Stewart Mcdonald (Glasgow South) were camped out on the seats at 11.30am to reserve space for SNP Commons leader Angus Robertson and the SNP’s front bench team.
I have to take issue with dissing 'squeezing the pips' though shambles - i'd say that's natural justice (though i would being poor). In simplistic (but largely true) terms, the rich are rich because of the actions of the poor who make their widgets for them - the rich are only as rich as the difference between what they pay the poor and the actual value of the widgets. I know there are various categories of rich and poor who don't fit this, but ultimately, that difference is still where the wealth comes from. The capitalists would have us believe that only by having them and their genetically superior randian-hero minds do we get the innovation, but i think that's bullshit (exhibit A: the entire computer industry which is often given as an example of capitalist innovation was developed by massive government/military investment over decades - capitalists would never have taken that risk))