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A very long time ago, before I had even done them, someone I knew from an aquactance of mine told me that they knew where to get mushrooms. So to begin with I hardly knew any of the people who didn't even have the mushrooms but I was young & dumb at the time & wanted to try "shrooms". I got a message from an unknown number later that day, then the person calls me asking where we could meet. I tell him, he says he will be there. Out of nowhere I get a message from a girl that I rarely hung out with at the time, she was a little annoying scene stoner chick with big boobs. She's like "i heard your getting shroomies from someone, want to hang out?" I was thinking wtf how does she know. Well some time passes, and I get a message to go to the meet up zone. I get there & I see him in a car. His wife/girlfriend was driving & there was two infants in the back seat. He pulls out a piece of tin foil and opens it, its powdery white stuff. Idk what the fuck it was. And still to this day i don't know. He's like, "throw the money on my lap." And I was like hell no. he get's angry with me that I don't give him the money & starts to curse at me as I walk away. Later that night he calls me and leaves a message apologizing & asking if we could meet up again to do an actual deal. WTF?
 
I used to have a dealer who rolled around the city in a black Range Rover with the biggest subwoofers he could fit in it. His vehicle was basically a rolling superbowl football stadium. He would refuse to turn down his 'music' (some jungle shit) when he answered calls so I'd always have to ask 'WHAT? WHAT STREET? LIBERTY? LIVERY? NO, LAVERLY STREET' and I could tell from two blocks away that he was coming. This guy was the most retarded dealer ever and was pulled over a week later with a kilo inside one of the subwoofers. I don't even know how this guy made it so far in the game to afford a Range Rover, but he's doing 15-20 in fedpen.
 
A very long time ago, before I had even done them, someone I knew from an aquactance of mine told me that they knew where to get mushrooms. So to begin with I hardly knew any of the people who didn't even have the mushrooms but I was young & dumb at the time & wanted to try "shrooms". I got a message from an unknown number later that day, then the person calls me asking where we could meet. I tell him, he says he will be there. Out of nowhere I get a message from a girl that I rarely hung out with at the time, she was a little annoying scene stoner chick with big boobs. She's like "i heard your getting shroomies from someone, want to hang out?" I was thinking wtf how does she know. Well some time passes, and I get a message to go to the meet up zone. I get there & I see him in a car. His wife/girlfriend was driving & there was two infants in the back seat. He pulls out a piece of tin foil and opens it, its powdery white stuff. Idk what the fuck it was. And still to this day i don't know. He's like, "throw the money on my lap." And I was like hell no. he get's angry with me that I don't give him the money & starts to curse at me as I walk away. Later that night he calls me and leaves a message apologizing & asking if we could meet up again to do an actual deal. WTF?

that just reminded me of this time in San Fran... it was the Hunky Jesus competition at Delores Park on Easter. And we wanted some more shrooms to keep the buzz going, so we asked around, and ended up being directed to a dirty little hole in the wall in the Haight and buying mushrooms from a lady who kept them in her sock
 
As a heroin addct hiding my habit carefully. when my dealer says 10 minutes, and takes 3 hours... just tell me,three hours!
 
His English fucking blows, but goddamn if he's always on time, I love it. Also, when do halfs weigh .7? i love these balloon carrying messicans, real talk. Though i don't think I'll get more.. You know me.
 
Man, some people here want you to wheel out the whole pity parade.. And bring pizza and punch.. Shit..

I haven't been in the heroin game really hard for a while.. But in Cleveland it sounds like its so much better quality wise.. Convience and danger from drug task forces is almost guaranteed if you have the same route / plug.. OH opiate task forces are shooting to kill mid level dealers like its normal..

But my old dealer when I was IVing a H, D8s, and opana 40s depending on the ticket and avail.. Well he was awful with time of course.. Incredibly Dim..(called him after showing up at parking lot to see 7 cruisers busting this semi trailer to tell him it's hot.. He tells me he's the supply I'm the demand and hangs up) If he didn't throw extra pills or make the fattest bags with 90% of the time the cleanest dope I've ever seen.. (no really he got it so cheap from fam.. Instead of the .5 I threw it on at home and he just gave me a whole extra Oreo.. )

But the worst two things.. When his brother was actually the one but he threatened my friends and family caus I was telling him I wouldn't let a man even if they were my main dude talk to me like a child.. We went back and forth blah blah.. Guns guns banana clips.mad niggas.. Oh whatever

But he really believed I was the one snitching on a Rico so when my best friend came thru for a couple bigs he cut the already grey super strong H with quik-dry concrete mix.. I was doing 6-10 pts at once cause I loved the high from almost dying everyday.. So it drew back tinted yellow and kinda weird consistency but you know the w/ds.. Well I actually got a crazy rush.. Euphoria for like 10 minutes... To a migraine that caused hemmorqging out of my ears.. Complete seizures.. Torn joint tendon from how strong I seized.. Massive vomiting.. And 6 outpatient surgery eventually.. Lets just keep it simple.. I didn't forget..

Or a the 4'7 child who stabbed me completely thru my arm for an empty wallet and a few uses jawna..

I don't use H much now.. Only 4 times in almost a year and a half.. And I have some nasty scars
 
WELL Mister Dealer, are you happy now?

Your face tattoo and ankle bracelet do nothing to hide that you're just a kid. A kid who has no idea how to do business. I should have never gotten into your game. I am so fucking tired of you nodding off from your speedballs while I'm waiting for service. I am so fucking tired of me giving you all my money just to settle a debt that, in your mind, is eternal. So I give you enough for a gram of H and you only give me .15? Oh wait, I forgot, I'm still in debt.

I hate you!!!
 
My h dealer is the fucking worst (other than great dope) he always tells me to come over when he aint even home, wtf? I guess not to lose business, tells me "comin out now" for an hour then "just got home breakin it out now" why!?da fuq tell me in 1 hour...

same dude tho gave me a free half g of fiire H for brining him a box of rubbers last night lol best deal ever. OF COURSE he comes out immediately that time... Never seen that bastard move so fast.. (Cept when I bring him cigs...) Still not THAT fast but under 20 mins.. Only when there's stuff for his bitch ass... Wish I could say all this to him tho! Right? Lol
 
Anyone know a good place online to buy snort tubes other than head-shop.com and snuff or what else I can call it to find one? Use only for snorting thanks much love looking for glass and something girly
 
Went thru new crystal dude. My boy got the sack.. I taste the water.. Oh suprise powdered milk or something sweet... Hell yeah I needed that shit! Time to go to the county lol
 
1. you are not a "bad ass nigga", you are a scrawny white boy with pube lookin mustache, livin in mommys double wide. (that one didnt last long)

2. When I'm askin for tickets on a piece, dont bullshit me. if you cant get or dont know whatt the fuck youre talking about, then dont pretend or try and make up some bullshit

3. "down the street'' or ''on my way" grrrr 4 hours later

4. "this that raw shit...9/10x is garbage.

5. get pissy with me when i call you every hour after you were supposed to meet me hours ago

6. g's be weighed up to .7 wtf thats like $30 just gone, then when i call you and tell you its short...you get mad and yell that you know how much it weighed....ummm obv not..

7. if you dont wanna make $ ..fine. but if im comin at you for a piece a day, make sure its quality and on point, ill keep comin back..and youll keep makin money

8. lastly...not having a dealer, fuck moving last min to a new town with a big habit :( even though i know Allentowns got the goods, this little white girl doesnt feel like wandering around the freezing snow lookin for it...might have to come down to that though, bc tomorrow a.m is about to blowwwwww
 
1. you are not a "bad ass nigga", you are a scrawny white boy with pube lookin mustache, livin in mommys double wide. (that one didnt last long)

2. When I'm askin for tickets on a piece, dont bullshit me. if you cant get or dont know whatt the fuck youre talking about, then dont pretend or try and make up some bullshit

3. "down the street'' or ''on my way" grrrr 4 hours later

4. "this that raw shit...9/10x is garbage.

5. get pissy with me when i call you every hour after you were supposed to meet me hours ago

6. g's be weighed up to .7 wtf thats like $30 just gone, then when i call you and tell you its short...you get mad and yell that you know how much it weighed....ummm obv not..

7. if you dont wanna make $ ..fine. but if im comin at you for a piece a day, make sure its quality and on point, ill keep comin back..and youll keep makin money

8. lastly...not having a dealer, fuck moving last min to a new town with a big habit :( even though i know Allentowns got the goods, this little white girl doesnt feel like wandering around the freezing snow lookin for it...might have to come down to that though, bc tomorrow a.m is about to blowwwwww
Good list! :)
 
I am a nice & professional drug dealer, not a moronic thug. This is how you do it.

I wear a dress shirt and tie, not "gangsta" clothes.

I sell you a pure product that is cut with nothing at standard street level prices, not bunk dope that is overpriced.

I will weigh it and put it in the correct bag in front of you inside my apartment or your house, not eyeball it and toss it in a gum wrapper behind 7-11, thus attracting police/mugger attention to you when you leave.

I offer my phone number that has voicemail and get back to you as soon as I can, not tell you to meet me at a location and be hours later or not even arrive.

I am unarmed, do not carry excess cash, nor anything but the product you are purchasing, not hiding a switch-blade, handgun, with a bunch of bling and drug money that would cause tension between us.

I deal with you alone and expect you to be alone, not with a bunch of shady characters around me or you to make you or I feel uncomfortable.

I have a customer reward's system where if you buy so much, I lower the prices or give you a bit extra product now-and-then to make you a returning customer, and you always get the same quality with me, not raise the prices or give you sometimes good stuff sometimes bunk.

I am polite, friendly, and act like you would expect a bank teller or any other working professional to act, not have rap music playing, swear every other word, and make in-appropriate comments and jokes.

When I set a time, I always arrive on time or even a few minutes early at the precise place we meet, or if you are coming to me, I let you in right at the time or even a few minutes earlier, not show up a few hours later, not be home, or forget about the appointment.

If I do give you the wrong thing, am late, or do something that affects our business relationship, I will apoligize and correct it for you, although I will be weary if you attempt to abuse this good faith, not make a mistake and hide from you or turn aggressive and threaten you.

If I don't have what you need or you want something I don't usually get, I will try my best to find it for you as soon as I can, but I will tell you this upfront, not tell you I have it and waste your time with a bunch of silly games.

I will never steal from you, threaten you, or commit any criminal activity that would bring the heat on us, nor will I ever co-operate with law enforcement, criminals, or random people/family/friends of yours if investigated and questioned about anything that deals with you, your business and identity is 100% confidential with me, not randomly decide to rob you, steal from stores, commit other crimes that attract un-wanted attention to us and get you under surveillance, and rat on you if arrested or even questioned by law enforcement or any person who seems scary, plus gossip about you to random people.

I do not associate with any form of criminal organizations unless it strictly business, and if there is some sort of territorial control of an area, I will work with whoever "controls" the area to find an arrangement that works for all parties involved, not be in some street thug gang of immature youth, and engage in petty acts of violence and crime over "turf" that isn't even my property to begin with.

If I do use the product I sell, I separate it from the stash that I am selling and treat them as separate, not smoke too much and run out when someone wishes to buy, nor sell that which I myself need and end-up in withdrawal and become desperate.

Finally, as this is my business, I may befriend you and spend time with you, but when I'm working we have an understanding that I will treat you like any other customer and if I have more business to attend to we will split-up for the confidentiality of the other customers, I won't ever front you or loan you product or money because this will obviously lead to problems between us, and if you want to be a business partner of mine we are not friends for the sake of keeping it professional, and if we are friends we will not work together as any disputes would make things uncomfortable between us, not someone who doesn't know the difference between a customer, friend, or business partner, someone who doesn't have a separate private and business life and mixes the two to cause problems to always arrive from disputes, privacy, and reputation, and ends up fronting to people and having to deal with bad situations from either ruining friendships or losing profit.


It is amazing that these simple rules are beyond so many "drug dealers". If all drug dealers and customers acted like this, we wouldn't have the stigma we have. The drug culture is definitely a factor that keeps drugs illegal. Stupidly, however, people emulate the stereotypes of "gangstas" and degenerates because they usually come from broken families and are easily influenced by the hysterical mass media and think it is cool to rebel against society, thus life imitates art. There was once a time when the drug scene was a peaceful and loving thing, remember Wooodstock? Now there's too many degenerates running around in it. Breaking Bad is a perfect example of this. There is NOTHING about methamphetamine that makes people into psychopaths, sociopaths, or general degenerates, but stupid shows like this associate the two and impressionable people end up becoming the very thing that confirms the fears of the ignorant conservatives.

If drugs were all legalized tomorrow, there would be drug stores akin to liquor stores that would sell drugs the same as cigarettes or alcohol are sold, by professional, working people who have the same standards of customer service any other occupation demands. Treat it that way, and watch how your profits soar. Any drug dealer who does this will attract far more customers, and find themselves dealing with professional, normal people, instead of the crowd that one wouldn't want to associate with under any other circumstances. Even the stereotype "gangstas" prefer dealing with a professional over one of their own.
 
You sound so straight forward, but professional and polite. Wish there were more people with your traits!
 
I wear a dress shirt and tie, not "gangsta" clothes.

I sell you a pure product that is cut with nothing at standard street level prices, not bunk dope that is overpriced.

I will weigh it and put it in the correct bag in front of you inside my apartment or your house, not eyeball it and toss it in a gum wrapper behind 7-11, thus attracting police/mugger attention to you when you leave.

I offer my phone number that has voicemail and get back to you as soon as I can, not tell you to meet me at a location and be hours later or not even arrive.

I am unarmed, do not carry excess cash, nor anything but the product you are purchasing, not hiding a switch-blade, handgun, with a bunch of bling and drug money that would cause tension between us.

I deal with you alone and expect you to be alone, not with a bunch of shady characters around me or you to make you or I feel uncomfortable.

I have a customer reward's system where if you buy so much, I lower the prices or give you a bit extra product now-and-then to make you a returning customer, and you always get the same quality with me, not raise the prices or give you sometimes good stuff sometimes bunk.

I am polite, friendly, and act like you would expect a bank teller or any other working professional to act, not have rap music playing, swear every other word, and make in-appropriate comments and jokes.

When I set a time, I always arrive on time or even a few minutes early at the precise place we meet, or if you are coming to me, I let you in right at the time or even a few minutes earlier, not show up a few hours later, not be home, or forget about the appointment.

If I do give you the wrong thing, am late, or do something that affects our business relationship, I will apoligize and correct it for you, although I will be weary if you attempt to abuse this good faith, not make a mistake and hide from you or turn aggressive and threaten you.

If I don't have what you need or you want something I don't usually get, I will try my best to find it for you as soon as I can, but I will tell you this upfront, not tell you I have it and waste your time with a bunch of silly games.

I will never steal from you, threaten you, or commit any criminal activity that would bring the heat on us, nor will I ever co-operate with law enforcement, criminals, or random people/family/friends of yours if investigated and questioned about anything that deals with you, your business and identity is 100% confidential with me, not randomly decide to rob you, steal from stores, commit other crimes that attract un-wanted attention to us and get you under surveillance, and rat on you if arrested or even questioned by law enforcement or any person who seems scary, plus gossip about you to random people.

I do not associate with any form of criminal organizations unless it strictly business, and if there is some sort of territorial control of an area, I will work with whoever "controls" the area to find an arrangement that works for all parties involved, not be in some street thug gang of immature youth, and engage in petty acts of violence and crime over "turf" that isn't even my property to begin with.

If I do use the product I sell, I separate it from the stash that I am selling and treat them as separate, not smoke too much and run out when someone wishes to buy, nor sell that which I myself need and end-up in withdrawal and become desperate.

Finally, as this is my business, I may befriend you and spend time with you, but when I'm working we have an understanding that I will treat you like any other customer and if I have more business to attend to we will split-up for the confidentiality of the other customers, I won't ever front you or loan you product or money because this will obviously lead to problems between us, and if you want to be a business partner of mine we are not friends for the sake of keeping it professional, and if we are friends we will not work together as any disputes would make things uncomfortable between us, not someone who doesn't know the difference between a customer, friend, or business partner, someone who doesn't have a separate private and business life and mixes the two to cause problems to always arrive from disputes, privacy, and reputation, and ends up fronting to people and having to deal with bad situations from either ruining friendships or losing profit.


It is amazing that these simple rules are beyond so many "drug dealers". If all drug dealers and customers acted like this, we wouldn't have the stigma we have. The drug culture is definitely a factor that keeps drugs illegal. Stupidly, however, people emulate the stereotypes of "gangstas" and degenerates because they usually come from broken families and are easily influenced by the hysterical mass media and think it is cool to rebel against society, thus life imitates art. There was once a time when the drug scene was a peaceful and loving thing, remember Wooodstock? Now there's too many degenerates running around in it. Breaking Bad is a perfect example of this. There is NOTHING about methamphetamine that makes people into psychopaths, sociopaths, or general degenerates, but stupid shows like this associate the two and impressionable people end up becoming the very thing that confirms the fears of the ignorant conservatives.

If drugs were all legalized tomorrow, there would be drug stores akin to liquor stores that would sell drugs the same as cigarettes or alcohol are sold, by professional, working people who have the same standards of customer service any other occupation demands. Treat it that way, and watch how your profits soar. Any drug dealer who does this will attract far more customers, and find themselves dealing with professional, normal people, instead of the crowd that one wouldn't want to associate with under any other circumstances. Even the stereotype "gangstas" prefer dealing with a professional over one of their own.

Just a guess but you don't really deal drugs?
 
You sound so straight forward, but professional and polite. Wish there were more people with your traits!

Thanks! Indeed, the world would be a better place. Although in an ideal world, there would be full legalization of all drugs and we'd have no criminal underworld.

Just a guess but you don't really deal drugs?

I do, actually. People are often surprised that there are dealers like me, but actually, the majority of dealers are like me, we just never get arrested or discussed. Why? The police in many places tend to look the other way when someone is operating in this capacity. Usually the police raids happen to people who are connected to gang-activity, as these people are committing crimes which basically all cops really pursue as nobody likes violent criminals wandering around. That, or they are just general criminal degenerates who make/sell drugs in addition to any other scheme like mugging, robbing, conning, whatever, and their other crimes get them under the spotlight.

Drugs themselves really are not a major problem in society, and unlike say violent or sexual criminals, people, even police officers, have a much harder time morally being really passionate against them. In fact, it may surprise you to learn that many, possibly even most cops, support drug legalization, as they see it as a health issue, not a criminal issue. Indeed, just like prostitutes, many drug users are seen with a sympathetic light by authorities, as when cops deal with these types, they quickly drop the "gangsta thug life" act and show the real them, most of time they are people who have been abused and are mentally ill and in poverty, not bad people at all.

The real problem in society is domestic abuse, child abuse, bullying, political corruption, social alienation, mental illness, and general disharmony in society. In every case that some naive person would say is a drug addict, a drug-related problem, there is always an actual real problem that is the underlying issue, the drugs are just the scapegoat focal point. People who are "drug addicts", almost invariably come from abusive homes, were bullied, alienated, suffer mentally or physically in some health-related fashion, and thus turn to drugs as an escape and coping mechanism.

As I know some people who are junkies on a personal level, all of them had problems before they started using, the drugs just either compacted the problem, or gave them a coping method that allows them to function relatively happily.

I'd go as far as to argue that drugs themselves are just medicine, and the "illegal" drugs actually work far better than those prescription drugs, but few will admit to this.
 
So who came first drug dealers gun
or the custo that attempts to rob him?

I get what your sayin an all but I doubt there Lookin the other way. A bust is a bust, like you said maybe the suspicion hasn't arose yet.
 
Far from "not truly believing in the drug war", a lot of law enforcement believe in it with almost religious intensity. All throughout their training they're fed a bunch of propaganda about how drugs represent a corrosive element in our society. when fighting that kind of scourge, well, a little lie in court seems like a small sacrifice, doesn't it, especially in regards to the circumstances of a bust. Like whether a suspect's dope was in "plain view" or not. Cops do and have done this all the time in order to secure piddly shit possession convictions so I don't buy any of that stuff about them being somehow sympathetic to mere users.

I guess the worst thing about being a drug dealer is probably everyone simultaneously trying to kiss your ass but also thinking that they're smarter than you & that you're "low class"
 
Fuck you, asshole you are no more legit than the cross dresser you pay to unleash his kimono. Motherfucker
 
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