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How would you react if somebody asked you if you were on crack?

AA357

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OK so earlier on this fine evening I decided to treat myself to 30mg 2C-E while relaxing after a hard day's work.
Everything is/was going swimmingly apart from one major fucking hiccup: encountering my landlord and having to put up with the ensuing verbal diarrhoea and paranoid/delusional ramblings that often leave me questioning his sanity.
Now usually - whether tripping or not - I find his nonsense either mildly irritating or amusing. I've been here for 2 years now so it's something I have grown accustomed to. He lives below me and in all fairness he is a cool landlord - the accomodation is beautiful and he doesn't mind the fact that I smoke weed (fairly heavily might I add). He is, however, blisfully ignorant of my psychedelic consumption.

Anyway: Over the weekend I ended up temporarily adopting a slightly more relaxed attitude towards domestic chores (caused mostly by unholy amounts of cannabis, Valium and 2C-E) which resulted in my accumulation of three teaspoons, a butter knife and a saucer in my bedroom. I know... I'm disgusting.

So about an hour into the peak of tonight's chemical tomfoolery, I was aroused from my state of bliss and meditation by the call of a landlord in distress. He was standing in the kitchen, alarmed by the shortage of teaspoons and highly suspicious. He actually had the nerve to ask me this question: "Are you using crack?"

Naturally I saw red (I mean I literally saw red because of the 2C-E). I raced to the top of the staircase and gave him a severe dressing down. He was apologising profusely but I was still royally pissed off with him. I honestly think had he come upstairs and asked me that question to my face, I would have got up off the couch and smacked him.
Really - what the fuck kind of question is that to ask to a hard-working, athletic and tidy tenant who has never been late with the rent? It's tantamount to asking someone if they're a pedophile.

Anybody else ever had to deal with this kind of bullshit? How did you compose yourself?
 
"Are you on crack!?" is a rhetorical question dude. Its more like asking "what were you thinking or "why are you acting that way?" You already know that your landlord is ignorant (what do spoons have to do with crack?), why let this work you up? Seems like a non-issue to me.
 
Maybe he wanted some. Maybe you're taking it to heart cuz u were high. Maybe he was on crack and wanted more crack. Maybe he wanted to know if he could borrow some money. Maybe he wasn't serious. Maybe it was all in your head.

Seriously man. Just relax, take a valium, I don't think that's a big deal. It's not hard to say "no" and look as confused as he is.
 
"Are you on crack!?" is a rhetorical question dude. Its more like asking "what were you thinking or "why are you acting that way?" You already know that your landlord is ignorant (what do spoons have to do with crack?), why let this work you up? Seems like a non-issue to me.
Not in this case it wasn't. I asked him to explain himself and it was a genuine curiosity of his schizo brain.

Maybe he wanted some. Maybe you're taking it to heart cuz u were high. Maybe he was on crack and wanted more crack. Maybe he wanted to know if he could borrow some money. Maybe he wasn't serious. Maybe it was all in your head.

Seriously man. Just relax, take a valium, I don't think that's a big deal. It's not hard to say "no" and look as confused as he is.
LOL he takes Valium a couple of times a week. It was a serious question and this is the kind of person I'm living with.
I've learned my lesson anyway... never again will I leave a fucking teaspoon in my bedroom.
 
Maybe he wanted some. Maybe you're taking it to heart cuz u were high. Maybe he was on crack and wanted more crack. Maybe he wanted to know if he could borrow some money. Maybe he wasn't serious. Maybe it was all in your head.

Seriously man. Just relax, take a valium, I don't think that's a big deal. It's not hard to say "no" and look as confused as he is.

Those were my thoughts as well.. Why bother?
 
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You were on 30mg of 2C-E, it's very possible you misinterpreted the situation, one way or another.

Totally weird thing to ask if serious though. But sometimes people on psychedelics have a VERY strange look/aura about them.
 
What monky said makes most sense, high doses of psychs can make one look like they are tweaking haha. Even if its just increased body temp/sweating. Also you tripping when he got upset could have amplified the vibes which can be awkward between a sober and tripping person. I wouldn't think too much of it, he was bring suspicious of you for no reason but offense is taken and not given. Chalk it up to his personality, which u seem to have a good idea of already...
 
I think you took it a bit too personal. It's like when someone says "what are you retarded" when someone says that to me I never assume they actually think I am mentally challenged and are simply saying "I do believe you are mistaken"

Sounds like he was probably kidding as crack is what is associated with random items missing due to their low value and a crack heads need to get crack and willingness to pawn items for 50 cents.
 
Say "No" in a way that makes them feel stupid and then go along your merry way knowing that you're all fucked up. Used to love that situation. My Dad would assume for whatever reason that I was using meth but I was all coked out so I enjoyed "honestly" saying that I wasn't and making him feel bad.
 
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