Gibberings CLXXXVII - Feeling Funky (monkey)

[koneko]

http://uk.eonline.com/news/617850/f...-guys-will-brighten-up-any-hipster-s-wardrobe

I'm liking these a lot Josh and I'm sure you cute lads of EADD would be more than willing to model the prototypes


Morning EADD, I'm about a 3.89/10 today Fucking yoyo madness. Morning pills making me sick


Are we happy today Gang?

 

[Sammy G]

I'd put myself at a 2.3. Maybe as high as a 2.5 if somebody smiles at me on my lunchbreak.

All-day-drinking yesterday was not the best of ideas. I don't remember much past mid-afternoon, but I was conscious (and a twat) for a few of those hours.

Lambasted a friend who's out of the country because she was sending "silly" messages saying she was thinking of me. Forcing her to make an expensive phone call to see if I'm alright, and get nothing but abuse for her troubles (sample "Are you okay, sweet?" "FUCK YOU.").

She may as well be my girlfriend, as she's had the whole experience now...

Sent bizarre stuff to a host of friends; some funny, some less so. Place a tip. Carrier bags in the bed, duvet askew from winding it around myself and lying sideways across the bed.

Alcohol and other drugs are turning me into a moron.

 

[breakcorefiend]

I'm liking these a lot Josh and I'm sure you cute lads of EADD would be more than willing to model the prototypes


Morning EADD, I'm about a 3.89/10 today Fucking yoyo madness. Morning pills making me sick


Are we happy today Gang?

Fairly happy, in 16 days time i will be infinitely more happy tho :D

 

[koneko]

I'd put myself at a 2.3. Maybe as high as a 2.5 if somebody smiles at me on my lunchbreak.

All-day-drinking yesterday was not the best of ideas. I don't remember much past mid-afternoon, but I was conscious (and a twat) for a few of those.

Lambasted a friend who's out of the country because she was sending "silly" messages saying she was thinking of me. Forcing her to make an expensive phone call to see if I'm alright, and get nothing but abuse for her troubles.

She may as well be my girlfriend, as she's had the whole experience now...

Well that went downhill quickly yesterday, I though you were quite upbeat when I spoke to you. Awwww Put it down to a bad day and move on.

Go on try and get it to a 3 and I'll try for a 4. Winner gets a can Felix's Guinness

 

[p4nda]

Fairly happy, in 16 days time i will be infinitely more happy tho :D

Exciting, so exciting

 

[Sammy G]

Well that went downhill quickly yesterday, I though you were quite upbeat when I spoke to you. Awwww Put it down to a bad day and move on.

Go on try and get it to a 3 and I'll try for a 4. Winner gets a can Felix's Guinness

You're on!

Yeah, I remember feeling upbeat for most of the day, but as I crossed the line from happy sozzled to sorry-for-myself sozzled it went downhill.

Poor auld R. I bet it took a lot of guts to admit that she was thinking of me when she should be enjoying Barcelona, and I just give her a load of shit. I'm such a psychological cliché.

 

[felix]

Winner gets a can Felix's Guinness

[offer expires 1200 midday 2nd February 2015]

 

[Sammy G]

Ah, fuck!

 

[felix]

It tastes lovely, by the way.

 

[Sadie]

Wakey Wakey drug-guzzlers, or cocks if that's your ting..

*lookin at you Sadie*

Did you just call me a cock guzzler.....

NOICE!

Domo-kun approves as you can see via avatar! Dunno if cocks should go near that but hey ho, each to their own.

 

[koneko]

You're on!

Yeah, I remember feeling upbeat for most of the day, but as I crossed the line from happy sozzled to sorry-for-myself sozzled it went downhill.

Poor auld R. I bet it took a lot of guts to admit that she was thinking of me when she should be enjoying Barcelona, and I just give her a load of shit. I'm such a psychological cliché.

And you should remember and stick with that bit of the day - the better bit.

I never answer the phone or even go out in public (unless I'm already out socialising and then its too late n' havoc ensues!) when I get too far gone. Damage limitation n' all that harm reduction malarkey

Try not let the R thing stick in your head too much the day, especially when your not even near a 5/10! Park it until your in a better mood to deal with it. Just a suggestion?

Aye, the old impulse control button eh, not an easy one to avoid at the weekends! Do something else you - like make me fucking tea Do you the no' have galleries or museums in Manchester?

I'm be move towarding a 4 - I may win, but it appears the prize has been drunk Bloody men

 

[Sammy G]

I'd become really adept at avoiding any communication with the outside world when I was pissed, so why it's gone out of the window is anyone's guess.

You're right though - best to forget about it all, but it's another example of needless twattery. If she'd been indifferent, or just sent me a picture or something, then I would never have been that awful.

And yeah, we do have museums and galleries here, and one day in a hundred I have it within myself to go in one alone. Otherwise? No chance, and it's so cold that it's not much fun getting about anyhow.

A 4? Goodness me. Don't think I'll catch up with you now.

 

[Urbain]

Ugh. I'm currently sitting at 2/10.

After bills and rent, I have 70 quid to last me until the 28th. Ridiculous.

Stressed doesn't even come close.

 

[koneko]

I just wondered if you did a lil more at the weekend that didn't include booze or drugs you'd take less. Not like I'm recommending you getting fucking pished at the transport museum or someit :D (We'll keep that for Wedgie ).

Wear more clothes.

Ack its still the winter, there's a bit to go yet to spring, so you're allowed. I like to plan for spring / summer keeps me going and of course make bizzare things out of cat fur, skin and under garments etc etc. That's a good way to go too - learn to bake fucking scones you

Try no' to be too hard on yourself, your likely hung over / coming down and after some nutrients n' a lunchtime walk we may see a 2.7? Hmmm? maybe even a 3

 

[ScotchMist]

Did you just call me a cock guzzler.....

NOICE!

Domo-kun approves as you can see via avatar! Dunno if cocks should go near that but hey ho, each to their own.

In the nicest possible sense :D

If I could direct you to your last guzzling comment

New avatar there Sam??

Seeing as we're on scale of shitty to greaT, I'd have to say I started off the day at about a 3/10, just scored and had a smoke which has bumped me up to a 7/10 which once an hour or so passes ill be back down to a 1/10 with disappointment and self loathing ... The only way is up though I guess...

 

[koneko]

Ugh. I'm currently sitting at 2/10.

After bills and rent, I have 70 quid to last me until the 28th. Ridiculous.

Stressed doesn't even come close.

Bejezub Urbain, I didn't know you were bipolar too I'm so sorry

Bills are a pain come back to Scotland.

 

[Sammy G]

I just wondered if you did a lil more at the weekend that didn't include booze or drugs you'd take less. Not like I'm recommending you getting fucking pished at the transport museum or someit :D (We'll keep that for Wedgie ).

Wear more clothes.

Ack its still the winter, there's a bit to go yet to spring, so you're allowed. I like to plan for spring / summer keeps me going and of course make bizzare things out of cat fur, skin and under garments etc etc. That's a good way to go too - learn to bake fucking scones you

Try no' to be too hard on yourself, your likely hung over / coming down and after some nutrients n' a lunchtime walk we may see a 2.7? Hmmm? maybe even a 3

A 2.7? We'll see.

You're right about how I should do other things - only trouble is the Mersey Valley floods this time of year so I can't go there, Anna and The Feminists all live in the place down the road with the cool shops so that's a no, and when somebody's kind enough to invite me out, I turn up trashed.

I can actually bake scones - just about - but it's not so much fun on your own.

I'll get there.

New avatar there Sam??

Old avatar, but not one which I kept for long. We'll see how long it lasts this time.

 

[koneko]

A 2.7? We'll see.

You're right about how I should do other things - only trouble is the Mersey Valley floods this time of year so I can't go there, Anna and The Feminists all live in the place down the road with the cool shops so that's a no, and when somebody's kind enough to invite me out, I turn up trashed.

Why the fuck can't you go there. That's annoyed me. Just breeze it, be that gentleman and polite, go about your business - fuck them (eh don't literally 8()...have you not been there and worn the t-shirt? And just don't turn up trashed - self control dear Watson, self control...just a teeny bit

You're hemming yourself in, I'm going to have an awffy' trouble getting you on that train ain't I 8)

I can actually bake scones - just about - but it's not so much fun on your own.

Woohoo, can't wait to try that out! You could trial a batch on unsuspecting workmates 8)

I'll get there.

I know you will

Come on admit it - 2.9?

 

[Sammy G]

I'd go there. It's just hard getting scowled at by every trendy journo-lesbo in Chorlton and trying to figure out whether they've heard the AIDS rumour or not. And another friend lives there who hasn't invited me to see his new flat, which is a bit off. Oh well - next clear day I'll take a stroll. There are only so many ghosts I can bump into.

2.9? Don't be ridiculous!

 

[koneko]

Sounds like it could be more fun than you think! Stride it!

Does that not even put on a cheeky 2.8 :D