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The Fabeled Friday Thread v. Fantasical Drug Faeries

Ah lovebirds... Get a portaloo and start your shenanigans already

(Jealousy talking) ;)
 
My rad friday has ended. No drugs, no sex not even a beer.
Time for my totally awesome drugfree shower.

Nighty all.
 
Great nights sleep was great.

I have a new king size bed being delivered sometime today and a mate is hosting a wine tasting night that I need to bring along two particular wines too.

In the meantime I plan on breaky spliff followed by omelettes. Let the summer of George begin!
 
One Thousand Words said:
Great nights sleep was great.

I have a new king size bed being delivered sometime today and a mate is hosting a wine tasting night that I need to bring along two particular wines too.

In the meantime I plan on breaky spliff followed by omelettes. Let the summer of George begin!
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Ah yes it's summer there isn 't it :)

What's Christmas like in Aus? Do they really have BBQs on the beach or is that a myth from Neighbours n Home and Away?

Evey
 
There is no point in drinking mulled wine.

Xmas is usually seafood, beer and plum pudding once the sun goes down. Boxing Day is test cricket and trying out your new surf board. There is usually at least one santa surfing the shore break.

I came equal first in tonight's wine tasting despite a belly full of opiates. I love my friends. Good wine and food food on a Saturday night = awesome.

Now I need a good nights sleep on my gigantic bed before my brother arrives from Indonesia and we do it all again.
 
kingme said:
start your shenanigans already
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Ok.

Friday was not fabulous, hopefully Saturday will make up for it by being stupendous? Idk, bagels and wine have already been consumed so despite my landlord having to come over and break my door down the day is already looking up. A big plus was that, despite vaguely thinking I'd left a line of coke in full view on my desk there was in fact nothing incriminating in plain sight when we made it into my room so huge plus and I think it's only appropriate that we (ALL) have a line to celebrate.

<3
 
Congratulations. Is it alright if I celebrate with a few good swigs of Tullamore Dew and a mug of cocoa though? I haven't had cocaine since 2008, unless you count some 'cocaine' in 2011. It makes me into a smug, self-regarding prick, and we could never have that, could we?

Is it Saturday? Barely noticed. Doing fuck all, apart from going on a walk earlier in order to savour the bee-yooo-tee-ful weather.
 
interestingly enough, ive yet to find a dame willing to bare my lines of white on her buttocks while i sniff em.

without that, there s little point in coke is there...

for me saturday will consist of MORE food, and a shower! how awesome is that?
party people! and sniff one for me eh ;)
ill recouperate when im finished with my chores
 
I've sniffed coke off a girl's arse. Her tits too.

It was rubbish. Perspiration and body heat made the stuff really clumpy, and that's aside from the shonky mechanics of actually chopping out a line on somebody's (in this case beautiful, glistening, olive) skin in the first place.

Another romantic delusion torpedoed. What a fuckin' world.
 
aww man...
what about coke on the penis before/during sex?
another myth?

shit. women are useless
 
I would never squander good cocaine on my ungrateful pecker. What a silly idea. Besides, would you want your cock to look like a long-term coke user's septum? Fuck that.

And yep. Useless, basically. They can (sometimes) cook, go to the shop and call in sick for you. That's about it.
 
Sammy G said:
I've sniffed coke off a girl's arse. Her tits too.

It was rubbish. Perspiration and body heat made the stuff really clumpy, and that's aside from the shonky mechanics of actually chopping out a line on somebody's (in this case beautiful, glistening, olive) skin in the first place.

Another romantic delusion torpedoed. What a fuckin' world.
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FFS!

Evey
 
Sammy G said:
Is it alright if I celebrate with a few good swigs of Tullamore Dew and a mug of cocoa though?
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No. Unless 'a few good swigs' equals half a bottle. Then you might be ok.

Cocaine turns you into a smug self regarding prick? I don't believe it, it turns me into a lovely little angel (even more so than usual). ;)

It feels weird for me noticing what day it actually is tbh, fuck actually having like... stuff to do.

kingme said:
interestingly enough, ive yet to find a dame willing to bare my lines of white on her buttocks while i sniff em
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Surprisingly I've never been interested in doing this myself... as either the sniffer or the er, pair of buttocks. But I suppose I'd sniff off anything if it meant getting a bit o' coke.

And I've had two showers plus coke and wine and food so beat that bitch.


Sammy G said:
Does it offend you when I talk about my sex life in such lurid detail?.
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Yes, I am far too innocent for this kind of vulgerness. Evey and I are proper ladies don't you know ;)
 
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