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SummerSerenade said:
Whether I do it or not, I'm not sure I'd want to be tasting anything that's been up my arse :O

I feel so nice right now, meph <3

Eye wiggles like mad, been getting them quite a lot recently. Never used to apart from right when I first started doing it.
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Nice =D <3 took alot for me to get wiggles off it, quite liked em. i remember the most eye-wiggly moment off it was after a bomb at a dnb night in 2010, eyes were wiggling so hard i couldnt see much for awhile, felt like i'd gone completely cross-eyed plus wiggles, felt like i was walking on air, mate was in the same state staggering and we had to sit down on the tables by the bar, was floored with love and euphoria, few other friends saw us and sat down, asked if i was alright, apparently i was rubbing my chest and head mumbling "fuuuuuuck----ing hell" gurning my nut off, surprised i didnt get kicked out or searched apparently the bouncers were watching me. was grateful when it sharpened up a bit and i could function again
 
SummerSerenade said:
Whether I do it or not, I'm not sure I'd want to be tasting anything that's been up my arse :O

I feel so nice right now, meph <3

Eye wiggles like mad, been getting them quite a lot recently. Never used to apart from right when I first started doing it.
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You don't HAVE to lick it after you pull it out, but I find it adds to the sense of occasion hahahaha 8)

Ahhh I had some good quality meph for the first time since just after the ban, last week, and Ohhhhhh sweet fucking lord, rushes, gurning, empathy, body rushes, the whole lot... I miss it!
 
Hm, I don't like eye wiggles really, probably my least favourite effect because if you're trying to do something it just gets annoying. Like typing now. Surprised I never get any attention from bouncers when I go out tbh, I always look so fucked compared to anyone else I'm with. Must be 'cause everyone loves me :D
 
^oh yeah love that.

best eye wiggles i ever had was from BZP when i was like 15. good times *HORRIBLE* drug, i know.

actually i can;t remeber if it was popular on bl back then. in 04/5


i'm a jelly hater of every1 that's doing meph :(


eddits. fuck yeah this kratom is working just fine! woooooho
 
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SummerSerenade said:
No syringes I'm afraid (apart from the ones with needles on? ow) so no arse action tonight. Maybe one day I'll be swayed, but that day isn't today ;)
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You could always try a make shift bumdropper?

Was really mashed on meph when night at someones house and as im known as the resident bum-dropper, one curious fellow asked me how to do it. Searched his house for a oral syringe, but theres was none to be found. He was still intent on doing it though, so we both our meph addled minds together to come up with a solution.

So we prepared a solution containing 500mg of meph in a measuring jug, rolled up the front cover of a magazine into a cone shape and we were ready to go where no plugger had gone before. So he laid on his back, pulled his jeans down and swung his legs into the air, arsehole-a-gape. Inserted the cone as for as possible and then poured the solution down it. He gave a little wiggle to help the meph water slosh about in his arsehole tube (im sure thats the scientific term) and waited a minute or 2 to prevent leakage. After witnessing this i knew that i had finally made it in life.

About 5-10 minutes later he was sitting outside rubbing his legs with his eyes going bing bong. I questioned whether it was worth defiling a magazine cover for this, but clocked it was only a top gear one. He did actually make us promise not to tell anyone, but the next day literally the whole town knew haha.

Not even making that up haha.. It took about 3 people altogether to complete it 1) to hols open his arse cheeks 2) pour in the solution and me to give the people a minute by minute report what i was witnessing.
 
I almost can't believe what I've just read. I don't know if it's disturbing or amazing. You're a strange one spliff. However, I won't be attempting that. Not least because I don't have anyone to help me with it.
 
Spliff Politics said:
You could always try a make shift bumdropper?

Was really mashed on meph when night at someones house and as im known as the resident bum-dropper, one curious fellow asked me how to do it. Searched his house for a oral syringe, but theres was none to be found. He was still intent on doing it though, so we both our meph addled minds together to come up with a solution.

So we prepared a solution containing 500mg of meph in a measuring jug, rolled up the front cover of a magazine into a cone shape and we were ready to go where no plugger had gone before. So he laid on his back, pulled his jeans down and swung his legs into the air, arsehole-a-gape. Inserted the cone as for as possible and then poured the solution down it. He gave a little wiggle to help the meph water slosh about in his arsehole tube (im sure thats the scientific term) and waited a minute or 2 to prevent leakage. After witnessing this i knew that i had finally made it in life.

About 5-10 minutes later he was sitting outside rubbing his legs with his eyes going bing bong. I questioned whether it was worth defiling a magazine cover for this, but clocked it was only a top gear one. He did actually make us promise not to tell anyone, but the next day literally the whole town knew haha.

Not even making that up haha.. It took about 3 people altogether to complete it 1) to hols open his arse cheeks 2) pour in the solution and me to give the people a minute by minute report what i was witnessing.
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LMFAO, this has got to be the fuuniest thing i have read in a long time, thankyou Spliff P =D
 
Spliff Politics said:
You could always try a make shift bumdropper?

Was really mashed on meph when night at someones house and as im known as the resident bum-dropper, one curious fellow asked me how to do it. Searched his house for a oral syringe, but theres was none to be found. He was still intent on doing it though, so we both our meph addled minds together to come up with a solution.

So we prepared a solution containing 500mg of meph in a measuring jug, rolled up the front cover of a magazine into a cone shape and we were ready to go where no plugger had gone before. So he laid on his back, pulled his jeans down and swung his legs into the air, arsehole-a-gape. Inserted the cone as for as possible and then poured the solution down it. He gave a little wiggle to help the meph water slosh about in his arsehole tube (im sure thats the scientific term) and waited a minute or 2 to prevent leakage. After witnessing this i knew that i had finally made it in life.

About 5-10 minutes later he was sitting outside rubbing his legs with his eyes going bing bong. I questioned whether it was worth defiling a magazine cover for this, but clocked it was only a top gear one. He did actually make us promise not to tell anyone, but the next day literally the whole town knew haha.

Not even making that up haha.. It took about 3 people altogether to complete it 1) to hols open his arse cheeks 2) pour in the solution and me to give the people a minute by minute report what i was witnessing.
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And I thought my plugging stories were funny...

NSFW:
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SummerSerenade said:
I almost can't believe what I've just read. I don't know if it's disturbing or amazing. You're a strange one spliff. However, I won't be attempting that. Not least because I don't have anyone to help me with it.
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It genuinely did happen. The more comfortable with your sexuality you are, the gayer you can act. Are you sure you dont wanna give it a go? You dont have to use a top gear magazine front cover if thats the problem. I know you said the other day about that fantasy you have where Jeremy Clarkson pulls you into a cubical in a club and explains the difference between a twin-injection engine and a crank shaft. Sounds like a perfectly normal fantasy for a 19 year old girl to me.

ColtDan said:
resident arse-stuffer
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Look man, i was just overseeing the proceedings to check that everything went swimmingly. I think the person (who just so happens to be my best mate) that agreed to spreading his cheeks should be the one on trail here!
 
I know it seems like shyte, but it did actually happen. If you dont believe me then IRL i'll let out a very dissatisfying groan.
 
If i was to make up a story i think i would come up with something a bit better than shoving a cone up someones arse and pouring meph into for fuck sake haha. Do you not think?


And i have no microphone sadly!
 
Spliff Politics said:
Look man, i was just overseeing the proceedings to check that everything went swimmingly.
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Any excuse. I still think I'll pass. Even if the magazine cover happened to have Simon Baker or someone similarly gorgeous on, it's still not going anywhere near my arse.

I'd rather keep the needle part in any case rather than attempting fucking arts and crafts, I'll end up slicing my hand off my eyes are so wobbly.
 
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