Gibberings CLXXV - Talk about Phil Mitchell

[rickolasnice]

There aren't any mountains in Basingstoke. Or castles, for that matter. There's a kind of ruiny castle in Guildford though, maybe I'll have to make do with that. If all else fails, I can just spit on people from the food court in the shopping centre.

And cocaine is not a shit drug.

Have to go to Basingstoke every day for the next couple of months..

All i can say about the place is.. That shopping centre is like the wardrobe leading into Narnia.. Looks like a standard size shopping centre from outside.. Inside is fckin huge.. Feels like miles of never ending walk ways surrounded by shops i can only imagine giants and ents go to.

 

[ColtDan]

Yeah that kinda shit. I have one question on consumer theory, one cobb douglas producer theory question, one market theory question and one written monopoly question. I know very little producer theory and nothing on market theory.

The Producer Theory is as follows:

NSFW:

y = f (K, L) = 2K 1/3 L 1/3 (they're exponents btw - 2K to the power of a third and L to the power of a third)

Input prices r per unit of K and w per unit of L

I have to

1. Find The long run cost minimising input demand (conditional factor) demand functions

2. Explain how the long run cost minimising choice of each input changes when r increases

3. Find the Long run total cost and long run average cost functions

4. Find the Returns to scale of this function

5. K is fixed at K = 1 in the short run. Derive the short run total cost function and the short run average cost function.

It's ok if you can't help, just if you're really, really bored

That shit baffles me. although i am retarded when it comes to maths so its bound to

 

[maxalfie]

Yeah that kinda shit. I have one question on consumer theory, one cobb douglas producer theory question, one market theory question and one written monopoly question. I know very little producer theory and nothing on market theory.

The Producer Theory is as follows:

NSFW:

y = f (K, L) = 2K 1/3 L 1/3 (they're exponents btw - 2K to the power of a third and L to the power of a third)

Input prices r per unit of K and w per unit of L

I have to

1. Find The long run cost minimising input demand (conditional factor) demand functions

2. Explain how the long run cost minimising choice of each input changes when r increases

3. Find the Long run total cost and long run average cost functions

4. Find the Returns to scale of this function

5. K is fixed at K = 1 in the short run. Derive the short run total cost function and the short run average cost function.

It's ok if you can't help, just if you're really, really bored

I can honestly say that the Producer theory looks like a foreign language to me.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

Yeah that kinda shit. I have one question on consumer theory, one cobb douglas producer theory question, one market theory question and one written monopoly question. I know very little producer theory and nothing on market theory.

The Producer Theory is as follows:

NSFW:

y = f (K, L) = 2K 1/3 L 1/3 (they're exponents btw - 2K to the power of a third and L to the power of a third)

Input prices r per unit of K and w per unit of L

I have to

1. Find The long run cost minimising input demand (conditional factor) demand functions

2. Explain how the long run cost minimising choice of each input changes when r increases

3. Find the Long run total cost and long run average cost functions

4. Find the Returns to scale of this function

5. K is fixed at K = 1 in the short run. Derive the short run total cost function and the short run average cost function.

It's ok if you can't help, just if you're really, really bored

Ha, I could have a go but I'm not that bored. If it was easier I'd help out but I've had a couple of drinks and I cannae be fucked with actually getting the pen and paper out for calculations.

 

[class-a-team]

I would've been better off asking a real cat

 

[mydrugbuddy]

That shit baffles me. although i am retarded when it comes to maths so its bound to

its bound to be meaningless to anyone who hasnt been educated as to what all that shit means. Thts probably 999.9 % of people that fall into that category.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Sorry class-A, alright I can't do that maths and shit. I apologize.

 

[class-a-team]

Sorry class-A, alright I can't do that maths and shit. I apologize.

Haha it's ok. It was worth a try anyway!

 

[rickolasnice]

what do f K and L represent?

Never mind.. I can't even understand the questions underneath.

 

[One Thousand Words]

@OTW im a bit stoned and shoudl have gone to be hours ago, is the milling machine your 'new toy'? If not, what is your new $180 toy.

Yeah. It's a digital scanner and ceramic miller. It connects with my cone beam unit so I can basically take digital impressions and design surgical guides. Or crazy shit like this...

 

[class-a-team]

F is 'function', K means 'capital' and L means 'labour.'

 

[SummerSerenade]

Have to go to Basingstoke every day for the next couple of months..

All i can say about the place is.. That shopping centre is like the wardrobe leading into Narnia.. Looks like a standard size shopping centre from outside.. Inside is fckin huge.. Feels like miles of never ending walk ways surrounded by shops i can only imagine giants and ents go to.

Haha, fucking hell if you think Basingstoke is big then you want to try birmingham. Or london. I always feel like even more of a midget in cities.

I don't actually live in Basingstoke most of the time and didn't grow up there btw so I don't know it that well. There could be a fucking castle for all I know. And mountains.

 

[ColtDan]

Algebra, what a load of shite

 

[class-a-team]

Yup

 

[rickolasnice]

Haha, fucking hell if you think Basingstoke is big then you want to try birmingham. Or london. I always feel like even more of a midget in cities.

I don't actually live in Basingstoke most of the time and didn't grow up there btw so I don't know it that well. There could be a fucking castle for all I know. And mountains.

Noo it's just the way it looks so small from the front (opposite train station) but then you walk in and without turning a corner you could walk for hours (well.. 10 - 15 minutes)

It definitely doesn't seem like the most exciting place.. Although I was told.. that block of flats down the road from the train station / shopping centre entrance is the tallest thing until New York if you head West..

 

[mattnotrik]

Is it engineering you are doing? I remember sitting thinking in school "when the fuck would I ever need to find x, y and bastard z", then decided to take up engineering at university, taking a foundation year I failed the "foundation" year with about 12%, so yeah fuck algebra.

I can draw though id draw the shit out of you.

 

[rickolasnice]

Sounds more like economics?

 

[mattnotrik]

Reading the text it does, just looking at it though, looks like a bastard algebra equation.

 

[ColtDan]

I can draw though id draw the shit out of you.

Haha

 

[class-a-team]

Is it engineering you are doing? I remember sitting thinking in school "when the fuck would I ever need to find x, y and bastard z", then decided to take up engineering at university, taking a foundation year I failed the "foundation" year with about 12%, so yeah fuck algebra.

I can draw though id draw the shit out of you.

No economics, I actually don't mind maths too much but economics is a cunt.

I can draw too, got accepted into art college and all! Wish I was doing that instead still I might actually earn a proper income one day with this degree, I suppose.