stardust.hero
Bluelight Crew
I now hate my neighbors. Stupid drunkards. They would always catch us as we were getting the mail or garbage and would literally force us over their house to have drinks with them. We would try to get out by explaining we had work the next day we had this we had that they would explain "just one", yeah when the one was up one of them would hurriedly fill our glass and soon enough one of us (usually me) would be drunk enough to stay and talk. We never wanted to go, we don't drink and they're boring and judgmental.
One week while we were trapped at their house they complained that there was nothing to do down here in FL for them and they were planning to move back to NY. A week later they had their things packed and they had emptied their house and left. I texted them to ask them if they had moved and they said they couldn't stand being on FL anymore. I went over to check and found they left their welcome mat (I stole it
). They returned a few weeks later however and spent all that money and effort in moving for no reason. They are now hoping a small potted section of grape tomatoes will help them find reason to go on down here in FL, oh yeah and the drinks. They haven't made an active effort to talk to us since they've gotten back so I assumed they just felt like they looked like idiots for leaving like that.
This week as I was going to grab the garbage can they complained about our grass being high. All while also telling me they watch our every move such as letting me know they saw we had a friend over last week with NY plates, and they saw the dogs in the pool. Thanks
glad to know you're watching me like a creepo in my pool.
They can't seem to understand (or want to listen) that you can't mow your grass to optimal length each week during hurricane season at times it will grow quite high as you wait for a time when the ground dries. It rains here in FL during hurricane season and it's nearly impossible to find a 3 day stretch where the grass and land has dried enough for you to take a heavy piece of machinery onto it and not sink down. After it's rained for 3 weeks straight the land is literally a soggy wet sponge (apply pressure or squeeze or in my case step on and water will seep out). My 110lb body can walk on it and sink into the grass and compress the soil. It's a given fact, your grass is going to look like shit during time when rain stretches on for weeks.
Yes I understand you are from New York where Hurricane Season and rain for weeks doesn't really happen. But don't tell people who have lived here longer than you have to mow the grass when they know for a fact that they cannot. Go back to NY if you don't like it.
One week while we were trapped at their house they complained that there was nothing to do down here in FL for them and they were planning to move back to NY. A week later they had their things packed and they had emptied their house and left. I texted them to ask them if they had moved and they said they couldn't stand being on FL anymore. I went over to check and found they left their welcome mat (I stole it
). They returned a few weeks later however and spent all that money and effort in moving for no reason. They are now hoping a small potted section of grape tomatoes will help them find reason to go on down here in FL, oh yeah and the drinks. They haven't made an active effort to talk to us since they've gotten back so I assumed they just felt like they looked like idiots for leaving like that. This week as I was going to grab the garbage can they complained about our grass being high. All while also telling me they watch our every move such as letting me know they saw we had a friend over last week with NY plates, and they saw the dogs in the pool. Thanks
glad to know you're watching me like a creepo in my pool.They can't seem to understand (or want to listen) that you can't mow your grass to optimal length each week during hurricane season at times it will grow quite high as you wait for a time when the ground dries. It rains here in FL during hurricane season and it's nearly impossible to find a 3 day stretch where the grass and land has dried enough for you to take a heavy piece of machinery onto it and not sink down. After it's rained for 3 weeks straight the land is literally a soggy wet sponge (apply pressure or squeeze or in my case step on and water will seep out). My 110lb body can walk on it and sink into the grass and compress the soil. It's a given fact, your grass is going to look like shit during time when rain stretches on for weeks.
Yes I understand you are from New York where Hurricane Season and rain for weeks doesn't really happen. But don't tell people who have lived here longer than you have to mow the grass when they know for a fact that they cannot. Go back to NY if you don't like it.
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